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I wish more people would consider just shutting the fuck up

I LOVE BOOSTERS WAS AMAZING SHOUT OUT TO BOOTS RILEY

reading Strangers by Belle Burden. Screamed in horror when she said she changed the prenup then bought property with only her money and put his name on it.

@uncledoomer Speak for yourself the entire album went triple platinum in my world

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad

@byjmitch You are a huge loser

Not to jinx it but sf could actually become a major cultural hub. There’s a bubbling scene of folks who actually care about cultural production. If the spirit of execution that exists in the tech world gets channeled in the right way it could be really exciting.

@ScHoolboyQ I miss u Q

IT'S BEEN AWFUL

"10 likes isn't a lot" imagine 10 feral hogs in your house

@CCgong Surrounded by losers

you went to a real SF party this weekend if you talked about - openclaw and how it’s a paradigm shift but also zomg so unsafe - peptides - how impossible dating in SF is - AI agents replacing everyone - the Anthropic tender driving up housing prices - creatine

So excited for the I Love Boosters premiere 🫨

@BootsRiley Hell yea

Bay Area! The Bay Area premiere of I Love Boosters will be April 28th at Grand Lake Theater. So nice, we're screening it twice, back to back. Don't miss it.

@AskLyft @lyft Also yall keep connecting me with women drivers (my stated preference in the app), then after my driver has been confirmed, you switch to a male driver. Pls get your sh*t together.

@bbmiich @lyft We understand how frustrating it is to know about the difference of fare being paid. We would like to review your concern as soon as possible. Kindly DM us at your earliest convenience. x.com/messages/compo…

Now why did my partner n I both open Lyft and his request (exact route) was $10 cheaper than mine. I’ve used @lyft for 12 years and this is how you treat me!!!!! Shameful 🍅🍅🍅🍅

@WSJ Avocado toast is out, rotisserie chicken is in

Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens. on.wsj.com/3OjPW6M

@Zumper Ew

Big news for renters 🎉 Zumper is now available in the ChatGPT app store! We’re the first rentals-only platform bringing real-time rental listings and local rent trends directly into the conversation Search homes, refine filters, and get instant market context right in the chat

@uhh_luc Stevie was cooking with gas with this one

Okay yeah it was

I Love Boosters. In Theaters May 22nd.

@RepMGP What the fuck are you on about

It’s unacceptable to have another needless death in Minnesota, and it’s unacceptable to have elected officials, candidates, and administration officials continue to throw gas on this fire, or tacitly encourage assaults on law enforcement and anyone else. The situation is un-American and Secretary Noem needs to step down.

@TheDemocrats So do something about it???? Instead of voting to keep them????

ICE agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis this morning. Get ICE out of Minnesota NOW.

@FoxNews A bidet attachment is like $30 dude

ROYAL TREATMENT: A prominent NYC Democrat tells FOX News Digital that Mayor Mamdani’s bidet wish highlights hypocrisy among Democrats who were outraged at President Trump’s bathroom renovations at the White House. The Democrat, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “He’s been mayor for a minute and now the socialist thinks he’s flush with so much cash he can buy bidets.”

@BootsRiley Event in Oakland pls 🤲🫶??

I Love Boosters is #2 on the Letterboxd Crew Picks for Most Anticipated Film of 2026. This means you gotta see it opening night, May 22nd. It goes hard with Palmer, Moore, Stanfield, Ackie, Paige, Poulter, Gonzalez, Liu.

@falco @PhilzCoffee Private equity wins again 🙃

just did the math and I gotta order 150 more cups of coffee at Philz to get 1 free coffee in the app @PhilzCoffee would u guys like it better if I was never born just curious ?