Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB

@timmyvoe @trampbummer @BorisJohnson Timmy, you have angered this West Asian botfarm of Russian disinformation agents. May you suck your mother’s cock in hell, you Ukraine 🇺🇦 flag shagging, Gary Glitter loving nonce. Xxxxx

@trampbummer @BorisJohnson As confirmed by the hospital, Doctors and Nurses Meanwhile you aren't even British but are pretending to be

The greatest vanishing act since Shergar! mol.im/a/15686239

*PLEASE RT* Account restricted. Nah @KaskaJessica I’m not reevaluating a damn thing. I’ve seen firsthand what your spiteful, misogynistic, homophobic movement has done. I watched you slowly , but surely, destroy every single thing we built. Stop trying to gaslight me. You insisted on violating women’s spaces & sports. You insisted on involving other people’s children. You insisted on being as vile & despicable to every single person who attempted to debate with you. Your ‘movement’ is going down the pan. People are wising up. You want to drag us all down with you. Ain’t gonna happen. 🤷 PLEASE RT. Account restricted.

🚨 Hi Folks! It’s that special time of year where @eurostar and their utterly incompetent leadership team take the massive festive dildo and ram it dry into their unsuspecting passengers. Leaving passengers stranded on trains overnight is an abject failure of established contingency, not to mention inhumane. They have had 30 years to get this right so let’s be a little patient, eh?! Oy veh! 🤦‍♂️ news.sky.com/story/eurostar…

🚨 Say hi to Skeletor and the @Eurostar leadership team. “Working every day to make your journey better” (Great progress). I also have pleasure in introducing Lt Commander Worf, the slapheaded Diversity police officer. Your train service may be fucked up but at least a one armed 3ft Somalian gender-fluid transvestite is driving the train. 🚊 Oy gevalt!

@LeAdderNoire Nope. I get pickled on Campari and soda most evenings. Sometimes I even have a babysham. You are not alone 😉

Anybody else get to about December 2nd and just think fuck it, it’s Christmas, and get refreshed every night for a month? Or is it just me.

@Doctor_Grift @GiveUsAQuid @Stephenseinfeld 🚨 Artis-ANAL? You have my full attention. Tarqs x 💙

@benjamin_chode @GiveUsAQuid @Stephenseinfeld Besides which, darling — word on the boulevard is she’s a touch… entrepreneurial, with standards as questionable as her soap budget. And while I know you’re far too refined to judge, one does wonder what other little surprises she’s hiding under the couture.” 💅✨

@GiveUsAQuid @Stephenseinfeld One flamboyant in-house barista, standing erect and ready Our Lefty. 🫡 🍆 💦

@Stephenseinfeld Are you up for it, Our Tarqs [@benjamin_chode]? 🤪

@Polymarket Well well well

BREAKING: “Black Lives Matter” executive director charged with wire fraud & money laundering.

@benjamin_chode @elonmusk @grok I hear that you “ate” it in the same way as Richard Gere 😉

@elonmusk @grok @grok ate my hamster 🐹

Please provide examples where @Grok needs to improve in replies. Showing how another AI does it better would be helpful. These examples should be of Grok going wrong today, as we fixed many bugs from earlier in the week.

@benjamin_chode @trampbummer @GiveUsAQuid @JiJihadiGrace 🤣

@trampbummer @GiveUsAQuid @Jameypaint @JiJihadiGrace I’ve chucked a couple of crate of that relabelled LIDL hot chocolate in too, Mistress Juju.

@GiveUsAQuid @Jameypaint @JiJihadiGrace 🚨 🚨 🚨 Nothing that flogging a few extra bamboo pens to my Juju Jihadi Tenalady Briigade won’t fix! Tarquin… @benjamin_chode start the van. Ju x 💙

Oh dear 🙄 @GiveUsAQuid

@EdwardJDavey FUCK THE BBC

Trump wants to destroy the BBC and Farage is egging him on. To all those who love the BBC, now is the time to speak up.

@JujuliaGrace Grifting cunt

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@BBCNews 🚨 Fuck the BBC with a BBC! 🍆

@anna4fes I’m quite fucking happy that these fucking woke cunts got their fucking comeuppance. Fucking cunts.

@Heccles94 This didn’t fucking happen, duckie. Stop telling fibs xxxxx

Good chat with taxi drive this morning. He said the conversation on immigration has gone too far and is a toxic obsession. Says he can't afford anything, and Labour haven't fixed anything. Says he likes that Zack Polanski guy and will be voting Green 💚

@HelenTBracken @JacquiOatley Tough titty. Fucking moaning Karens.

@JacquiOatley Been there at Malaga and infuriated like you - yet another Brexidiocy win 😡

Ah, the joys of standing in an hour-long non-EU queue for security at Frankfurt airport, while there’s zero queue for the EU gates 🥰

@DearS_o_n Hi There. You called?

@ReysukaXO How much for a shag?

i'm a paleontologist with a Ph.D., come talk to Dino Mommy! 😘