Ben Shepard

@liz_lapoint @odobenus73 @mplspat @NoraWD Congratulations from Odobenus! You win the prize for being the user who reminds me why I don't engage on twitter. This is my main account, also rarely used, because of people like you. Time to take a break from this cesspool again, I guess. -- also a real human

@odobenus73 @mplspat @NoraWD Okay, bot with 1 follower.

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@adamtroycastro @BrentSpiner ...and most prolific aunt.

@BrentSpiner Take care. You will be fighting the world's most prolific serial killer.

I would like to challenge Angela Lansbury to fight me in the octagon! If you back down, Angela, you are scared. And everyone will know it! Who will put up the money for this?!!!

@AndrewScheer You seem to have captured the critical mustache demographic.

We are all children of God and there is equal and infinite value in all of us.

@mattjelly That fridge has a pathetic dairy selection anyway...he really needs to find himself a different corner.

@thattamster @KingAndJames All solid picks! I'd add in PRI's The World for a broad daily news overview.

@Franklinsays Clearly, you have limited experience of arachnoflatulence. It's one of the leading causes of death in Australia.

@SuzanneWinland @ericgarland It'll have to be a serial.

You can tell when something really nasty is coming out when they roll out the porn stars, which are normal by comparison. It's the 198th time.

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@AlasscanIsBack @Stop_Trump20 ...so wouldn't pulling them down also be?

@Stop_Trump20 Once had someone put fliers up like that on our mailboxes at the entrance to our subdivision. Police were called and said it was protected by First Amendment. It was very upsetting.

Look at the targest on Hillary and Obama. How did this guy drove in the van covered with these stickers and nobody reported it?!

@ericgarland AKA Jack Bauer? That's badass!

Second, to my professor there, Dr. Kirk Larsen, who taught the course about the past, present, and future of nations - which sticks with me to this day. In fact, his work forms the basis of this thread. 😀

<THREAD> How Semion Mogilevich and Vladimir Putin's rogue strategic gamble has ended Russia as a modern nation - forever.

@BonnieBoop2 @ericgarland Including voting?

@emmawaverman @CBCHereandNow Christmas fruitcake is merely a vehicle for marzipan.

@CBCHereandNow Nobody seems to have mentioned The Amazing Spiderman!

@CBCmatt @melanieedouglas @gilldeacon Svůrgen mo nůrgen Tuesdays...my favourite!

@Alt_Spicerlies @realDonaldTrump @GOP @SpeakerRyan @SenateMajLdr @SenateGOP Ribbit.

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@gilldeacon Pics or it didn't happen.... ;-)

@CBCmatt @CBCHereandNow It always is with Radio 1 Toronto to keep me company! :-)

@CBCmatt A war on poverty would be a good thing...this sounds more like a war on the poor.