Pittsburgh, he walks by night.

@dieworkwear @ChristopherHale Vladimir Futon gave him a Bears jersey, but I think something White Sox would have been better.

@ChristopherHale this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

Pope Leo XIV gifted Marco Rubio a plant of peace. In return, Marco Rubio gave the pope a crystal football. The pope’s response? “Wow. Okay.”

@ScottforFlorida Physician, heal thyself.

Lot of crap to clean up in DC

@JesseCharlesLee #stenchonthebench

John Roberts increasingly the Susan Collins of SCOTUS. Always very concerned, swears he and his colleagues aren’t doing what they’re obviously doing, provides a veneer of moderation when all the others are flying insurrection flags over their houses.

@anyonewantchips #stenchonthebench

When Neil Gorsuch tried for 2 years to sell his $1.8M property with no luck, but only 9 days after getting confirmed to the Supreme Court, sold it to a lawyer with multiple cases before SCOTUS, then failed to disclose the buyer’s identity - there’s a stench on the bench.

@theNFLchick And with Rogers the Steelers are going nowhere.

Allowing his old ass to hold a franchise hostage is so nasty.

Aaron Bore youtube.com/shorts/vGNKEe9…

@MarkKaboly No. If Rogers is the QB it’s a wasted year.

@NatalkaKyiv I have hope. Krasnov doesn’t like losers.

“It’s quite a unique moment, where changes along the front lines and strikes inside Russia have occurred when Donald Trump was effectively trying to throw Ukraine under the bus.” — Ukrainian journalist Roman Tsymbalyuk Video: Uzlova Talks

@mariana057 Perry Mason, Della Street and Paul Drake

The Haunting of Bly manor…. I’m screwed 😂😂😂😂

@end3of6days9 I was caregiver for my parents for the last years of their lives. Bank of America caused nothung but problems. Closed their account and credit card, but they made that difficult. Alwa another added charge.

This woman had a long-held Bank of America credit card that she kept strictly as her true emergency backup — one she rarely ever used and saved only for real crises. But after being t-boned in a car accident while pregnant (not her fault), she had to rely on it for necessary expenses like a rental car, doctor visits, fetal monitoring, and physical therapy. The bank actually called her about the activity. They seemed understanding at first… until they suddenly slashed her $10,000+ limit down to just $500 for “spending too much too fast” in a 30-day window and started hitting her with penalties. Have you ever had a bank or credit card company pull something like this on you when you were already dealing with a tough situation?

Adiós 🪇

@janecoaston It’s only a problem when Democrats are in power.

"the national debt" goes on the list of subjects I don't think the people pretending to be mad about were actually mad about.

@NickTimiraos Pulte is a grifter, perfect for the Krasnov administration

Pulte says that he expects Fed governor Lisa Cook to be indicted and that even if the Supreme Court allows her to stay, he claims that this forthcoming indictment (not a conviction, but an indictment) would be enough to successfully remove her from office before her term ends.

@reesetheone1 Duh fox was in!

That mug shot tickles me.

@TweeetsOfDogs Caesar salad.

name him the last thing you ate

@UnionPacific Should never be allowed.

With our merger, America's freight will move seamlessly from coast to coast. No handoffs, no delays, fewer costs, just one powerful network built for the future.

@AzPetrich CBS late night is destined for another precipitous ratings drop at the end of May.

Pssst. Pssst. Stephen Colbert will have one guest TONIGHT on his show as part of the shows final run of episodes leading up to the series finale later in May. And that guest is: President Barack Obama.

SAVING AMERICA BILLIONS 🇺🇸 By putting America first with Most-Favored-Nations drug pricing, President Trump's decisive action is projected to save Americans hundreds of billions over the next decade.

@JohnCleese I think Krasnov just adores Putin.

One day we will find out what Putin has on him