Jeff Rush (He/Him) 🗹

Hey twitter verse: FUCK YOU ALL (come join me in the bluer skies bsky.app/profile/jeffru…

@SQLGene @BrentO I knew Frye's was better.

@jeffrush @BrentO It's the biggest Best Buy had

New work laptop, 2 terabyte harddrive, and 5 @BrentO database torrents. Let's gooooo. #sqlserver

@furt1v3ly All he has to do is take a shit on some triscuits, auction them off, and use the proceeds to lower to average price

Four or five billion dollars would buy every household in the US (131m) $25 of groceries with plenty of cash left over for a service to deliver it. He could just buy everyone the ingredients for a huge pancake breakfast.

@sqlbelle "From concept to completion - if it’s data, we do it” The slogan from the very first iteration of my company back in 96. Side note: oh my God I'm aging. Anywho, it was wrong then and a flat out lie were I to keep saying it today.

1/ The truth about keeping up with data technologies: You can't. And you shouldn't try.

@DFWJodyDean @SheriffTNehls His new clothes are the greatest clothes anyone has ever seen!

Happy little cultist @SheriffTNehls.

Fired off sky-follower-bridge.dev last night. Great utility. I think that is about the best I can do to make my transition off this hellmouth. I won't leave but I'm going to try to ensure that my first instinct is to interact with that other place instead. Same name over there.

@emily_tweets @dadmann_walking If there is a star wipe transition Christmas is cancelled.

No joke my 13 year old is preparing a power point presentation of her Christmas list to present to everyone at thanksgiving

@RockLeeSmile The movie, the film, and the holy shit

Just watched The Platform II, don't watch The Platform II. What a bunch of incomprehensible Catholic metaphor bollocks.

@NotTodayEric I'm giving it six. After it is XVI I'm done.

Twitter is getting old, I’m gonna give it maybe 10 more years then I’m outta here.

@Camel_Crushin @dadmann_walking Sprite getting Right

Elf on the Shelf is currently in rehab and isn’t gonna make it this year.

@dadmann_walking @deloisivete Ooh is that one of those new fangled things that 3d prints the image right then?!

I was at my nieces birthday party tonight and one of her 10 yo friends said to take a picture with her cool NEW camera. It was a Polaroid camera.

@AirborneGeek I got 99 problems but a functioning government ain't one

@TheAcademy @ABCNetwork @TeamCoco @ConanOBrien Just to confirm - there is no chance you are going to turn it over to @jayleno if he decides -he- wants to do it, right?

Conan O’Brien is officially your 97th Oscars host! Tune into the biggest night in Hollywood on Sunday, March 2nd at 7e/4p, LIVE on @ABCNetwork! #Oscars @TeamCoco @ConanOBrien

@redwyrmofficial ... I left to found the Death Bringers. No no, wait, I'm thinking of the Jeff Bringers.

@jeffrush So much cooler than the Death Bringers.

NPC: "You guys are the Death Bringers, right?" Party: "Oh yeah! That's us!" NPC: "Have you heard about the Doom Bringers? They are amazing!" #dnd

@unormal I read that as "started going psycho" and wondered how it made your back feel better because - gotta be honest - I have chronic back pain and I am entirely open to going psycho.

starting going to physio and im sad to report its actually making my back feel better, mostly got me doing a bit of cervical/thoracic traction which I never tried before at home and I guess that's what whatever bullshit's going on wanted

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