jonnylac

@sorelmizzi Jfc buddy you're a clown just stfu

The real war isn’t left vs right. It’s consciousness vs conditioning. We’re wired for fear, repetition, and belonging. Social platforms exploit this; not to inform, but to divide. Outrage is the product. Attention is the currency. We’re not being educated. We’re being trained. Awareness is the resistance.

@ASPDPerspective @DiscussingFilm The patch is actually an important plot device, also even if it wasn't, an eye patch isn't woke or forced inclusion you fucking weirdo.

@DiscussingFilm Nobody trying to see an eyepatch wearing freak kid, mannnn This whole “let’s make everything inclusive and normal like a kid wearing an eyepatch!”makes people not want to see things

‘ELIO’ had the worst box office opening for a Pixar film ever with $21M domestically. Read our review: bit.ly/ElioDF

@NickeyWindsor @KiewrasGood @WSOP @BennyGlaser @phil_hellmuth @philivey @scott_seiver Yes with super small fields lol

WSOP Fact of the Day: With his win last night in Event #56, @BennyGlaser has become the 7th player to win 3 gold bracelets in one series. The others are Puggy Pearson (1973), Ted Forrest (1993), @phil_hellmuth (1993), @PhilIvey (2002), Jeff Lisandro (2009) and @scott_seiver (2024).

@IrvingGatell @antonioguterres Y todavía le dices intrascendente, tu el pelele don nadie qué opina de todo y se mete en las conversaciones de gente que si tiene relevancia, como una mosca en el pastel de cumpleaños.

@antonioguterres Chinga tu madre, pelele antisemita intrascendente. Guárdate el coraje en el asterisco.

I am gravely alarmed by the use of force by the United States against Iran today. This is a dangerous escalation in a region already on the edge – and a direct threat to international peace and security.   There is a growing risk that this conflict could rapidly get out of control – with catastrophic consequences for civilians, the region, and the world.   I call on Member States to de-escalate and to uphold their obligations under the @UN Charter and other rules of international law.   At this perilous hour, it is critical to avoid a spiral of chaos.   There is no military solution.  The only path forward is diplomacy.  The only hope is peace.

@Brentity @Trust_inLuck @PokerNews @WSOP You made a complete fool of yourself buddy

🚨 Accusation at @WSOP Millionaire Maker A high-stakes pro is being accused of angle shooting a rec player on Day 1c — here’s what happened. 😨 👇 pokernews.com/news/2025/06/h…

@goldstandard555 @Brentity @andystackspoker Are you stupid?

@Brentity @andystackspoker Why would you check the flop on that board with 77? Had you better like u were supposed to in that situation, you would have probably gotten the information you needed to fold.

@IrvingGatell @GabySillerP Habló el experto en todo que no hace más que repetir como perico los puntos más básicos de la propaganda zionista que consume. Viejo cochambroso jajaja.

@GabySillerP Está demasiado debilitado. Rusia y China ya se eclipsaron. Y Estados Unidos acumuló toda su potencia militar en el Golfo Pérsico y el Mar Rojo justo para estar listo por si hay alguna respuesta. Irán ya mejor no debería moverle a nada. Mejor rendirse.

Ojalá termine aquí el conflicto, pero falta ver la respuesta de Irán.

@itsruffoutthere @dankness3 @Chris_D_Brewer Results oriented moron lol

At this point Brewers poker career feels like a black mirror episode

@storreblancae @Infonavit Pendejo quieres que le den menos tiempo a los que la compraron bien, o más tiempo a los invasores?

Oye @Infonavit. ¿Porqué al invasor le vas a dejar pagar la casa despojada a alguien mas en un plazo de 5 años y a la gente de bien que compró les exiges pagar su crédito hasta en 30 años?

@grok @Subzero0Z @ChijiokeNdukwe7 It's not

The movie is likely "Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris" (2022), a comedy-drama set in 1950s Paris. It features high-society events with floral decor, possibly matching the TikTok scene of a woman in a pink dress near a pool with lilies and the Eiffel Tower in the background. However, the exact scene isn't confirmed in reviews, suggesting it may be fan-edited or stylized. Check Reddit or IMDb for fan discussions, or the TikTok account "@oscarr_gieda" to clarify if it's a movie clip or original content. Other Paris-set films like "Water Lilies" don't fit the party scene description.

She just had to do it

@Tezzathekchen Wtf are you even trying to prove you absolute idiot lol. You're saying djokovic managed to win more when it was physically harder for him to do so......

Grand slams before before age 28(when players are in their PHYSICAL PRIME): 🇨🇭Federer - 15 🇪🇸Nadal - 14 🇷🇸Djokovic - 8 Unlike Djokovic, Federer and Nadal were good enough to win in their physical prime, not vulture in a weak field

@RazOlsRF @rishi45kumar Lololol you call this fast? You're just arbitrarily deciding who had an age advantage based on nothing at all lol.

@rishi45kumar Cry? I’m coming with facts. You just come with insults, so indeed, who are you?

So I went through the Federer vs Djokovic H2H to see who's been favored by age. This is my conclusion: 2006 Monte Carlo: Federer 24 years - Djokovic 18 years = Advantage Federer 2006 Davis Cup: Federer 25 years - Djokovic 19 years = Federer 2007 Australian Open: Federer 25 years - Djokovic 19 years = Federer 2007 Dubai: Federer 25 years - Djokovic 19 years = Federer 2007 Montreal: Federer 26 years - Djokovic 20 years = Federer 2007 US Open: Federer 26 years - Djokovic 20 years = Federer 2008 Australian Open: Federer 26 years - Djokovic 20 years = Federer 2008 Monte Carlo: Federer 26 years - Djokovic 20 years = Federer 2008 US Open: Federer 27 years - Djokovic 21 years = Federer 2009 Miami: Federer 27 years - Djokovic 21 years = Federer 2009 Rome: Federer 27 years - Djokovic 21 years = Federer 2009 Cincinnati: Federer 28 years - Djokovic 22 years = Equal 2009 US Open: Federer 28 years - Djokovic 22 years = Equal 2009 Basel: Federer 28 years - Djokovic 22 years = Equal 2010 Toronto: Federer 28 years - Djokovic 23 years = Equal 2010 US Open: Federer 29 years - Djokovic 23 years = Equal 2010 Shanghai: Federer 29 years - Djokovic 23 years = Equal 2010 Basel: Federer 29 years - Djokovic 23 years = Equal 2010 ATP finals: Federer 29 years - Djokovic 23 years = Equal 2011 Australian Open: Federer 29 years - Djokovic 23 years = Equal 2011 Dubai: Federer 29 years - Djokovic 23 years = Equal 2011 Indian Wells: Federer 29 years - Djokovic 23 years = Equal 2011 Roland Garros: Federer 29 years - Djokovic 24 years = Djokovic 2011 US Open: Federer 30 years - Djokovic 24 years = Djokovic 2012 Rome: Federer 30 years - Djokovic 24 years = Djokovic 2012 Roland Garros: Federer 30 years - Djokovic 25 years = Djokovic 2012 Wimbledon: Federer 30 years - Djokovic 25 years = Djokovic 2012 Cincinnati: Federer 31 years - Djokovic 25 years = Djokovic 2012 ATP Finals: Federer 31 years - Djokovic 25 years = Djokovic 2013 Paris Masters: Federer 32 years - Djokovic 26 years = Djokovic 2013 ATP Finals: Federer 32 years - Djokovic 26 years = Djokovic 2014 Dubai: Federer 32 years - Djokovic 26 years = Djokovic 2014 Indian Wells: Federer 32 years - Djokovic 26 years = Djokovic 2014 Monte Carlo: Federer 32 years - Djokovic 26 years = Djokovic 2014 Wimbledon: Federer 32 years - Djokovic 27 years = Djokovic 2014 Shanghai: Federer 33 years - Djokovic 27 years = Djokovic 2015 Dubai: Federer 33 years - Djokovic 27 years = Djokovic 2015 Indian Wells: Federer 33 years - Djokovic 27 years = Djokovic 2015 Rome: Federer 33 years - Djokovic 27 years = Djokovic 2016 Wimbledon: Federer 33 years - Djokovic 28 years = Djokovic 2015 Cincinnati: Federer 34 years - Djokovic 28 years = Djokovic 2015 US Open: Federer 34 years - Djokovic 28 years = Djokovic 2015 ATP Finals: Federer 34 years - Djokovic 28 years = Djokovic 2015 ATP Finals (the final): Federer 34 years - Djokovic 28 years = Djokovic 2016 Australian Open: Federer 34 years - Djokovic 28 years = Djokovic 2018 Cincinnati: Federer 37 years - Djokovic 31 years = Djokovic 2018 Paris: Federer 37 years - Djokovic 31 years = Djokovic 2019 Wimbledon: Federer 37 years - Djokovic 32 years = Djokovic 2019 ATP Finals: Federer 38 years - Djokovic 32 years = Djokovic 2020 Australian Open: Federer 38 years - Djokovic 32 years = Djokovic 11/50 matches = 22% of the matches Federer had the age advantage 11/50 matches = 22% no age advantage for neither 28/50 matches = 56% of the matches Djokovic had the age advantage Despite Federer having only 1/5 of the matches in his favor in terms of age, Djokovic barely sneaked out the H2H with 27 wins to 23 losses. Conclusion: Context matters when you throw out "Djokovic won the H2H" without thinking clearly

@VanessaKade The point you're trying to make is that people who aren't professional dealers aren't as good as being dealers than people who are professional dealers?

there should be a tournament for dealers that is dealt by players so they can have a laugh at how awful we'd be in their place (this seems like it'd be really fun actually)

@taylorfromlbc @RobbiJadeLew @TheRyanFeldman She literally says NO when asked if she has a pair. She didn't think she had j3. You're just too stupid to put 2 and 2 together and you'll believe any excuse anyone gives you dipshit 😂

@jonnylac1 @RobbiJadeLew @TheRyanFeldman She misread her hand and thought it was j3. too embarrassed to tell the truth. This mistake has happens all the time, especially when the adrenaline is pumping. Guaranteed she always double checks her hand now. It’s honesty amazing how stupid you are not to see that.

You broke the #J4 curse! 🙌🏼 Nice call @TheRyanFeldman

@lamalhechora Todos necesitan visa para Estados Unidos, pedazo de animal.

me cagan estas gatas alucinadas que se creen que son alguien por algo tan básico como tener visa (?) si tan blancas/clase alta/pudientes fueran, ni visa necesitarían para estar en Estados Unidos, ridículas

@IrvingGatell @ElNecio_Cuba Esa foto que? Te excita, pinche enfermito pederasta?

@ElNecio_Cuba 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No es "intercepción", ES SECUESTRO

@juma9410 @AntonioAttolini Eres retrasado mental?

Al pueblo de Torreón: El día de ayer a las afueras del Coliseo Centenario y al término del concierto de Miguel Bosé, una persona que no identifico me agredió por la espalda. “¡Hablaste mal de mí, pendejo!” me dijo antes de propinarme un golpe artero a la cara y sin advertencia. Todavía me duele. La agresión sucedió cuando estábamos pagando una botella de agua y un elote junto con mi novia y mi mejor amigo, con quienes fui a disfrutar del concierto del artista que más admiro en el mundo. En una semana es mi cumpleaños 35 e ir al concierto es parte de los festejos por lo mismo. Viendo que la persona seguía siendo una amenaza para mí, mis acompañantes y los demás, decidí someterlo de manera rápida e inmediata poniéndolo contra el piso y utilizando mi cuerpo como palanca. En ese momento es que el video que circula en redes sociales inicia. Al ser detenido, me identifico como el diputado Attolini para asegurar que no había necesidad de esposas, ya que estaba conciente de lo que estaba haciendo y en plena disposición de colaborar con la autoridad. Así se ve cuándo levanto las manos y obedezco instrucciones. Fui retirado del lugar y gracias a la diligencia de los oficiales y a testigos presenciales que acreditaron mi versión, fui retirado de las esposas y asistido en todo lo que necesitamos mi novia, mi mejor amigo y yo. Procederé a presentar una denuncia en la Fiscalía. He estado en contacto con las autoridades municipales, estatales y federales quienes se han mostrado listas y dispuestas a colaborar. Exijo que no quede impune la persona que escogió la violencia y puso en riesgo a familias laguneras que sólo estaban pasando un buen rato, como la mía. . . . #ElNorteNoOlvida

@MilagrosMainer @Rguezone1 @AlertaMundoNews @NewsDayMundo No mames no sabes leer un simple encabezado jajajajaja. Es algo que pasó en Sudáfrica, es ESTÚPIDO comentar "no vieron la serie de Netflix" jajajaja

@jonnylac1 @Rguezone1 @AlertaMundoNews @NewsDayMundo No, no dejás de usar inflables pero es un medio para enterarse de que hay que asegurarlos. No entiendo la referencia a que fue en Sudáfrica, yo miro series escandinavas, coreanas, hindis, etc!

🇿🇦 | LO ÚLTIMO: Un castillo inflable sale volando con varios niños en el interior durante un festival escolar en la ciudad de Krugersdorp, Sudáfrica: dos niños pequeños resultaron gravemente heridos. Según testigos, una fuerte ráfaga de viento levantó el castillo inflable, que aparentemente no estaba bien asegurado al suelo.

@MilagrosMainer @Rguezone1 @AlertaMundoNews @NewsDayMundo ESTO FUE EN SUDÁFRICA GENIO jajaja. Además, no por haber visto esa serie litera, dejas de usar inflables para siempre.

@jonnylac1 @Rguezone1 @AlertaMundoNews @NewsDayMundo Que si la hubieran visto, los que usaron el castillo inflable lo hubieran asegurado xq la serie, justamente es este mismo accidente xq no fijaron bien las estacas.

@Rguezone1 @AlertaMundoNews @NewsDayMundo A quien le hablas vato loco jajaja. Están reportando algo que pasó en la realidad y ya. "como se nota que no vieron la serie" jajaja pues que quieres que ponga para que se note que si la vieron o que?

@AlertaMundoNews @NewsDayMundo Como se nota que no vieron "Accidente" en Netflix