Paul Simons

@misscarsonn What an awful parent. I hope nothing bad happens to your kids.

Other parents: “Thank God Keir Starmer has banned social media and YouTube for under-16s. Best thing he’s ever done.” Me, fully awake: “Don’t worry kids, I’ve got the VPN ready.” My children belong to me. Not the state. And that is non-negotiable.

@cornwall70001 Says someone who knows fuck all about politics so jumps on the Reform bandwagon. Mark my words in the next 2-3 years Reform will be found out!

Sadly most Restore voters appear to hate Reform more than they love their country.

@cornwall70001 I urge all reform voters to vote restore. There you go, stupid isn’t it?

@LittleRedTrain There are other ways of checking rail journeys 🤷

So the 17 year old coming home from their evening job can't check Facebook or X to see if their trains home are disrupted... or tweet the operator for help!

@AlrxCox Alex get a fucking life will you? Stop whinging about voting Restore. If you cannot win fairly stop bloody trying. You sicken me.

If you want a Burnham PM and Miliband chancellor, vote Restore. If you want to avoid that calamity, vote Reform. It’s that simple.

@Jenny_1884 Eddie Howe? You mean the guy who took Newcastle to 12th last season 😂

Who agrees that an English manager should manage the England football team? If England played Germany I wonder what country this manager will have true allegiance too?

@LeilaniDowding What makes you think the 8% would actually vote for a set of tossers like Reform?

I’m a huge supporter of Rupert Lowe. But if Labour get in because Restore split the vote, it will be unforgivable. if Burnham doesn’t win, he can’t run for PM. So why in the world would anyone split the vote ??

@DCBMEP No it’s not.

The patriotic duty of Restore voters in this Makerfield by election is to back Reform to stop a hard left Burnham government.

@Jenny_1884 Actually a lot of what has been sent was under the previous government.

The big question we should all be asking is why has Keir Starmer given Ukraine £21billion of OUR money whilst leaving our own armed forces depleted? There should be an investigation into this. His duty is to the UK

@basedandbougie Running scared are you? Cry more

Restore are at the wrong place at the wrong time and need to stand down. Reform would have been at 48% had it not been for Restore. How do you claim to “put your country first” … whilst running in an election that you know will put Labour First. Voters should simply put their pride, vendetta, grudge and ego aside and vote reform. If you seriously think a Labour government is better than a reform government. Then you have the IQ of a fish or hate your country.

@LizKershawDJ @UKLabour @RestoreBritain You got evidence of corruption or are you just making it up?

Dear electorate of #Makersfield This time next week.... By voting for the nakedly ambitious #AndyBurnham: You are voting to prop up a corrupt and failing @UKLabour government who show only contempt for us By voting for @RestoreBritain: You are voting by proxy for the nakedly ambitious #AndyBurnhamto to prop up a corrupt and failing @UKLabour government who show only contempt for us. Vote @reformparty_uk Or our future is lost

@archer_rs Another made up story

My cousin in the UK is moving house tomorrow, six people in the "chain". One of them this morning just sent an email saying he's £20,000 short and asking everyone else to jointly make up the difference or the entire deal folds.

@Jenny_1884 Don’t see the problem. I pay every time

I refuse to pay any additional costs by reserving seats on an aeroplane. It’s all one big con. Back in the day it was free. Does anyone else refuse to pay extra?

@biggle1908 @Ryszard2103 @TiceRichard @Bunter_69 You definitely know fuck all about steelworks. It’s not a Neff oven you know.

@psimons50 @Ryszard2103 @TiceRichard @Bunter_69 Coke ovens take days if you take away the red tape.

STEEL SCANDAL DUE TO NET ZERO! Huge delays to Tata’s Port Talbot Electric Arc Furnace…. Utterly foreseeable, claiming power issues….I fear it will never open. Thousands of jobs have been destroyed due to Net Stupid Zero. I will demand answers in the Commons as there is a steel debate tomorrow!

@higgyboson @RachelReevesMP It’s summer.

I've just been doing some calculations. Since @RachelReevesMP became the Chancellor of the Exchequer and raised taxes, I've actually been spending LESS of my money on tax. Why? Because I don't buy as much "stuff" now - So I don't pay as much VAT as I did before. I'm probably paying about 25% LESS VAT than before. Also, I've cut down on the number of miles I drive to work and the number of "leisure" drives I take. I'm actually paying about 40% LESS in fuel taxes thanks to Rachel. I also don't have the heating on as long as before. I use less water too. And the savings I'm making have enabled me to reduce my working hours so I also pay less income tax. In summary - Raising taxes has reduced the tax she gets from the Higgy household.

@FreedomMatty @SuellaBraverman @SarahForRuncorn @andreajenkyns All ex Tory twats.

The top women of Reform UK are so far ahead of the old broken betrayal parties, it’s hard to comprehend. Real British heroes! @SuellaBraverman @SarahForRuncorn and @andreajenkyns are the ladies to bring strong female influence to the future of this country! Thank you all!

@ProjectStrider None of which have an atmosphere.

there are literal high school stadiums with higher capacity than some premier league stadiums there are also 21 college football stadiums with a higher capacity than old trafford lmao who do you think you are saying this

@Frankie_1643 So how’s he going to do that then dummy? If it was possible Starmer would have done it!

If Burnham wins Makerfield and then becomes PM, he will then change to voting system to stop Reform or Restore ever getting into government. Unfortunately thick as mince Restore supporters don’t realise what they are doing by handing Makerfield to Burnham! Vote Reform U.K.

@PDXFato @TallMartinH 20 dollars a pint.

@TallMartinH Endless stories of fans being screwed over? Do you have one story you can share? Or are you just suffering from Trump Derangement?

The football World Cup starts this week. I've watched and enjoyed it for over 50 years, starting in 1974. I've never been less excited. No sense of building anticipation. Enless stories of obscene ticket prices and travelling fans being screwed over. Leading to concerns many...

@TallMartinH It’s because it’s in the states. I feel exactly the same. Been watching since 1966.