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@duty2warn They say he prefers younger gentlemen, so … bad?

Oh, for f*ck sake, Lindsey Graham - everybody knows. Get a spine. How bad can the photos be?

Spelling doesn’t count in the gym.

@SifaLovecraft @NelwynToes @northeasttaiwan @thomaslhorrocks Most Americans don’t want to be ruled by religious kooks. Those who do disagree on which kook should get the job.

@NelwynToes @northeasttaiwan @thomaslhorrocks you said literally everyone else? because nawh

“The problem is that if we make it easier for people to participate in the democratic process, they will!”

@MichLovesMoney Generous and good hearted people abound.

@jayblackisfunny Not very attractive.

Trump said democrats “stole the electron from Blake Masters.” Democrats said that they didn’t, but they were ion. Thank you, I’m a professional comedian. I do the work, people.

@MarketPalmer_ Love it. My Rx is fresh air and exercise, count your blessings, and help someone less fortunate than you.

In a funk? Go for a walk and think about all the things you're grateful for.

@MattLaneWrites Finally a life hack for the rest of us.

Oh ok

@MichLovesMoney @samueljrob He is!

Michigan’s first Black House Speaker is Rep. Joe Tate, a Democrat from Detroit.

“What if you find there are fifty righteous people on Twitter?”

@dimensionmedia @apcalculusabbc I’m so sorry. Heart’s best to your wife and family.

I rarely share personal news on Twitter here but for those that know or met my wife @apcalculusabbc: this week she has suffered a stroke. She is ok. Coming weeks will be a road to recovery - one we knew she can travel. She is strong and will be even stronger after this.

@realBrookNash Also, what's with these biting fish? Ouch!

1-star review of the Amazon River

@the_transit_guy It's a Republic, not a Democracy. A People's Republic, that is. One party rule. Coming soon: the same thing in Ohio.

So the Democrats won statewide with 51% of the vote and earned 30% of the state house. Can someone explain to me how Wisconsin is a democracy?

@jkfecke Senility and dementia can set in remarkably early, which is why many older voters are Republican.

@jkfecke Cue "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

@Erstwhile_Gamer @CEMusto @LawZag @Popehat Gotta protect my outside flank. Or, "ewt-side flank," as Canadians would say.

@CEMusto @LawZag @Popehat Wait - I thought it was rhetoric intended to eliminate Canadians, not from Canadian eliminationists. Who would Canadians want to eliminate anyhow? People who don't like hockey?

@LawZag @Popehat Sorry about that

@prsturgeon Three choose two is, if my math is correct, three possible scenarios. Which one(s) do you think he can do?

@jkfecke ... and I'll never ask for anything again BUT ...

@helloitsolly @SenjaHQ @euboid Good luck! Better to try than have regrets later.

Yep this is 100% true. Freelance work is an addiction and a quick fix for founders. I believe in @SenjaHQ, my co-founder @euboid and myself. What can I achieve if I go all-in? Time to find out.

I quit my $8000/month freelance client to work full-time on my $500 MRR SaaS project. Ask me anything, or just call me an idiot.

@jbassset @ask_aubry Heck, Invicta probably makes a look alike for under $100.

💯 not a single person at that Applebee's cares about his $1500 Omega from eBay.