Chicano “Big Cheech” Bradley

Dickbutt

Listen no one want to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli

@RealFakeBJs @KingRajMLR No

@KingRajMLR No

@KingRajMLR 100% correct

There’s a bunch of jokes here and I’m disappointed no one’s taken the pot shots yet.

Orioles showing that they are THE quickest team in MLR. And it is not even close. #Birbs

Maybe the ump bot was the friends we made along the way.

Does not surprise me

@AtlChet Apparently not

@BigCheechMLR Can we be fake mad?

Lol @ anyone who gets mad about a fake sports fake Twitter account.

Also @OaklandMLR can I have 3 Cadbury Cremé Eggs?

Also @FakeSnakesMLR I don’t fuck with snakes. Not like the team, I fuck with y’all, but the actual animal snakes I don’t fuck with.

Thank you for coming to my CheechTalk. Invest in Cheech Coin and also, @TexasRangersMLR are smelly. OKAY BYE

Also apparently MLR Twitter is on this whole thing about bananas being berries but back in my day, bananas used to go in the trash because they’re STRAIGHT GARBAGE

DRIVING AND I’M SPEEDING

Us when @GuardiansMLR get intentionally walked during our scrim.

Yeah, but can you honestly say that you farted so well that people gave you a fucking house? I didn’t think so. #GoOs

@MLRShallot Did they fix what was wrong before?

Ball McBallerson was shot in the face with a shotgun. Underwent surgery this morning.