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@ag_0012 Hi. I refuse to pay and be censored

Does anyone actually follow or support small unverified accounts like mine? I tweet pretty much every day but barely get any replies. If you see this, just drop a quick 'hi' please!

Just to be clear. Tom Cotton is just as much a COCKSUCKER as John Thune and Mitch McConnell. Ted Cruz? Yeah he's right there too. Fuck all these guys. MAGA .@SenTomCotton

@GuntherEagleman F No!

Are you celebrating Juneteenth tomorrow?

A more accurate representation of what the Barack Obama presidential library should look like. 🤣

@BamaSaltyMarine 😂😂😂😂

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today. I asked her, when's it due? She said, "Im not pregnant you rude prick!" I said, " I ment the bus you fat bitch!

The Ugliest Nastiest Black Racist Center Opens Today... I wonder if the janitors will be Millionaires someday like SpaceX.... This Fake Ass Fucktard and his Fake Ass Husband moved this country back decades... The Chicago Bears couldn't even take it.... Fuck The Obamas...and Fuck the Dumcrats too.... 😂🖕✖️🔥🪻🇺🇸🥃🌱🍑

@samina_snd1 1

Which one is more attractive? 1, 2 or 3?

@GioBruno1600 Milk shake

In your opinion, what is Chris Christie's drink of choice❓

@LangmanVince A porta potty.

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see Barack Obama's new Presidential Center?

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 I have just been refused service and asked to leave the six chimneys Wetherspoons in Wakefield due to my political beliefs. I arrived in the Wetherspoons at around 3pm and had 2 pints of Bud light (which is 3.4% alcohol by the way) and as I was ordering the bartender (a young black woman) looked at me in DISGUST because I was listening to a right wing politics space here on X. Upon trying to order my third pint, the young black lady went and got her manager who refused me service because “I have had too much” (again, I had 2 pints of a 3.4% beer) As you know, this isn’t the first instance of nationalists being refused service in Wetherspoons for their views which is complete and utter DISCRIMINATION. I would tag JD Wetherspoons although it seems like they don’t have an account but this encounter has made me very embarrassed and distressed so I will be making a police report.

@LangmanVince The Dickheads

Name this band 👇

The Second Amendment has now proven to be the most essential clause in the entire American constitution.

@bennyjohnson Probably has a bigger dick too.

I just love how Michelle Obama towers over every other male President and their wives.

@ClownWorld Nigs. No surprise.

A group of diners in Massachusetts brought their young children to a restaurant, enjoyed a full meal, and then walked out without paying. The restaurant released the security footage and is asking for help identifying them. The saddest part is the example being set for those kids. Small businesses and high-trust communities can’t survive when people think this kind of behavior is normal. What happened to personal responsibility?

@emiliaellermann Men with sense do.

Be honest... do men still find women without tattoos attractive these days?

@AntiLeftMemes Fluffer at a gay bar?

Tim Walz may lose his job soon as a politician. Where should he go next?

@Cointuckeywind1 I never go to Lowe’s. Always my local Ace Hardware.

Lowes embraced DEI, and you can't find anyone working in the store to help you find what you're looking for. But Ace hardware hired Phil, a retired tradesman who not only finds what you're looking for but gives you 3 other ideas on how to fix it.

@TRICHFUN Agreed.

I’m deeply annoyed that I have the day off tomorrow for the fake nigger holiday known as Juneteenth. It’s all so tiresome.

@Pr0blemzSolved @BarackObama @MichelleObama Looks like a gigantic porta potty.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Your library is a monstrosity.

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

@4thOfJuly365 No. It pisses me off too.

Am I the only one who hates pressing 1 for English and then getting transferred to someone who can barely speak it? Be honest.