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@ItsMrsWilkes This was unanimously approved by staff that night. Make no mistake.

@TaraBull Hi. Make me money.

If you follow me and see this post engage with it so I see you

@MikePic36487 @IanJaeger29 Ok. Now THAT…is funny! Thank you.

Watch Gavin Newsom’s hand movements in this video. Just so bizarre.

@NikkiRocky50413 @JebraFaushay His vibe:’The world adores me’.Reality: ya mispronounced ‘abhors’ PeePee.

Soft launch before the official announcement. Are you picking up what I’m putting down?

@TheReturn25 @AldoSterone111 @ClownWorld Zackly.

Guy tries to confront someone for looking at his girl… then immediately backs down when things get real Some people love talking tough until they get checked

@Cashloren @ClownWorld A classic.

@ClownWorld Everyone has a plan intil they get punched in the mouth

Every time I travel and a Muslim in a hijab asks to see my passport at TSA, I just want to say “fuck you. How dare you, take your hijab off and then maybe I will show you.” I am disgusted that the airport in Atlanta has so many Muslims working in TSA. In fact, I think that’s what I’m going to start saying from now on. It’s a national security threat for Muslims to be working in TSA. Why do I have to go through the humiliation ritual of showing my passport to some Muslima bitch in a hijab with a heavy accent? I’m done. @DHSgov @SecDuffy

@FmrRepMTG @surrenderedflow That’s one angry monkey.

Just called Thomas Massie. Phone rings. Thomas answers. Me: hey what are you doing? Massie: I’m at Kroger. Call you back in 10. lol, he’s knows the grocery prices. Do you think Trump has been to a grocery store to do his own grocery shopping in the past 30 years? Nope.

@wildfreakouts Wondering if this is an everyday thing, somewhere in Airport, USA. If so, this would justify a senate hearing on Capitol Hill.

Woman crashes out after being denied boarding on a Frontier flight

@DefiantLs Don’t fret, window licker. No petto would even deem you worthy.

Greta Thunberg: “We need to talk about what’s happening in Cuba right now as the Trump administration is waging illegitimate wars across the world, killing countless people.”

@DazzyDi22 @JoeConchaTV Not a one. Never cared. Same for ET, Close Encounters and Indiana Jones!

@JoeConchaTV Star wars (none of them)

Name a movie you haven’t seen that people don’t believe you haven’t seen. I’ll start: The Big Lebowski

@abbydphillip The tactic explained: lie to get the narrative out, pointlessly retract later, after your audience has already absorbed. It’s Liberalism 101

I want to correct something I said last night. The bombs thrown in New York City over the weekend by ISIS inspired attackers was thrown into a crowd of anti-Muslim protestors and not specifically targeted at Mayor Mamdani. That wording was inaccurate and I didn’t catch it ahead of time. I apologize for the error.

@ItsMrsWilkes This was unanimously approved by staff that night. Make no mistake.

A manager of a Red Lobster 🦞 has been fired after video of her refusing to seat a black family in New Jersey.... 🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏿‍♂️🗣 'I ALMOST WE TO JAIL MAH SON ASKED TO GO TO RED LOBSTER' Thats all i needed to read .....

@PolitiBunny Kids had cookies and sweets hidden from them. My grams hid from me, the fresh trays of galumpki. I was caught on occasion with a fork, diggin’ in before family get togethers, holidays, etc. They were good people.

@ChowdaheadRandy 😂😂😂 Would love that, thank you.

I need a recipe for ground beef that isn’t burgers, tacos, spaghetti, or meatloaf. I feel like I’m making the same things over and over again … what’s for dinner this week? HALP.

@LangmanVince Yeah, but all hyperbole considered? Still would. With glee.

Megyn Kelly has turned into Candace Owens overnight. She's obsessed Israel, Israel, Israel Sad!

@ChaimLaab @PolitiBunny Or, galumpki!

@PolitiBunny Stuffed cabbage, bubbelah

@Sassafrass_84 @Marathonman1120 Please do.

The hubby and I are watching Melania tonight. I'll let you guys know how it goes. ;)

@dom_lucre Old enough for Botox, old enough for old cocks.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: 46-year-old Hollywood actor Alex Mosendz has the internet divided after he uploaded this video kissing his 18-year-old girlfriend in Las Vegas.

@JebraFaushay Now I am pissed for watching Bullet Train….14 times thus far.

We are so very lucky that George Clooney and Brad Pitt deigned to demonstrate their dance moves for the commoners. Wow just look at them! Take it in.

@DesireeAmerica4 This is the groundwork of where the UK is currently at.

EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TEACHER ARRESTED BY SNAPCHAT'S AI? ​Because she jokingly typed the word "shoot" in a private snap to a friend, Snapchat flagged her account and sent the message directly to the FBI. The FBI then had a local sheriff's Deputy show up at her school. ​Well, here is what eventually happened. ​She was physically pulled out of her elementary school and taken straight to the Tazewell County Jail, where she was officially booked for disorderly conduct. ​After interrogating her, the deputies actually admitted on the record that she made the comment purely out of "exasperation." They confirmed she had absolutely zero intent to harm anyone and was never a threat to the school. ​But even though the cops admitted she wasn't a danger and no formal charges were ever filed, her career still took a massive hit. The school district superintendent sent a letter to parents terminating her entirely, stating she would not be allowed to return to finish her assignment. ​If a regular person ruined someone's career with a false police report, they would be sued into oblivion. So when exactly does Snapchat get held accountable for this? 🤷🏼‍♀️