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@MartiniGuyYT What’s the call out charge for a Space plumber?

JUST IN 💥 The toilet aboard NASA’s Artemis 2 spacecraft is broken. NASA says it will take several hours to troubleshoot and fix it. Even in space, nothing is safe from plumbing issues!

@Jeremybtc I’m guessing you didn’t sell any at 120+?

Me finally realizing: Bitcoin is at $66K and everyone is broke Inflation is still up Rates are still high and no rate cuts Your salary buys less than it did 3 years ago The bull run came and went and the system didn't change We were never the target market for wealth We were just the product 😭

@ItsDave_ADA @invalid_eutxo It wasn’t too difficult to argue that ADA holders had no expectation of profit 🤣

Breaking News Cardano (ADA) has now been formally detailed by the SEC as a digital commodity, not a security today. It is written directly into the Commission’s latest interpretive release. (Released Today) A digital commodity is an asset that derives its value from the programmatic operation of a functional crypto system, not from the expectation of profits driven by the efforts of others. ADA is listed alongside Bitcoin and Ethereum under that classification.

What’s up with SwissBorg?

@r0ck3t23 Do you remember when no one believed Jeff Bezos’ Amazon could possibly challenge traditional bookstores? Wrong… Then, when Amazon expanded into online retailing, so many doubters. Wrong again. Take note of what he is saying now…

Jeff Bezos just delivered the clearest definition of what artificial intelligence actually is. The market is still debating which department should own the AI budget. They’re asking the wrong question entirely. Bezos: “AI, modern AI is a horizontal enabling layer. It can be used to improve everything. It will be in everything. This is most like electricity.” This isn’t a software product. It’s the new utility grid of the global economy. Don’t treat it like a feature update. Treat it like the invention of alternating current. When a horizontal layer hits the board, it doesn’t improve a single vertical. It violently rewrites the baseline physics of every industry it touches. The companies that survive this decade won’t be the ones that bought a new AI tool. They’ll be the ones that ripped out their entire infrastructure and rewired the execution engine to run on the new grid. Bezos: “Because we are literally working on a thousand applications internally. I guarantee you there is not a single application that you can think of that is not going to be made better by AI.” The standard enterprise strategy is to launch one or two safe, isolated AI pilots and test the waters. You don’t pilot a horizontal enabling layer. You saturate the board immediately. Amazon isn’t building a single monolithic chatbot. It’s deploying a thousand specialized execution loops across every friction point in the empire. If your deployment strategy isn’t total saturation, you’re already bleeding margin to someone whose is. Interviewer: “What is it that you’re doing at Amazon?” Bezos: “AI. It’s 95% AI.” The standard CEO delegates automation strategy to a mid-level committee while focusing on quarterly earnings. The operator commanding a trillion-dollar supply chain is spending 95 percent of his personal bandwidth on a single vector. That is the market signal. If the leader of your organization isn’t driving algorithmic integration from the top down with everything they have, the company is already dead. It just hasn’t received the memo yet.

@CryptosR_Us Are they really embracing crypto? Or just, very sensibly, exploring blockchains to bring equities into the 21st century?

WALL STREET IS PUTTING THE $126T STOCK MARKET ON BLOCKCHAIN 👀 Nasdaq and Intercontinental Exchange -- the company that owns the NYSE -- are exploring ways to bring equities on-chain. We’re talking about the $126 trillion global stock market. The idea is simple: turn traditional shares into tokenized equities that can trade on blockchain rails. Why? Because the current system is slow & blockchain changes that. 24/7 trading. Instant settlement. Global access. For years people thought Wall Street would fight crypto. Now the biggest exchanges in the world are trying to build on the same rails.

@exRAF_Al Still happens in many developing countries. You can get most thinks fixed, usually at little cost. Including modern electronics like phones and tablets. Seems that ‘developed’ countries gradually lose those amazing skillsets and craftsmanship.

Men used to be gainfully employed to rejuvenate, rebuild and recommission London buses in fifteen working days, we had the skills and trades to do that. We made do, we mended. Things lasted, we supported ourselves. The country.. worked. Now, it can take fifteen weeks just to get a widget for that crappy Chinese EV that will last you four years if you’re lucky.

@Mat_tttm @cryptorover I doubt that exports from China to Hong Kong (China) will be affected

@cryptorover China exports in 2025: Diesel: ~13,400,000 tons Exports by country: Philippines: 2,948,000 t Australia: 2,412,000 t Singapore: 2,010,000 t Hong Kong: 1,608,000 t Vietnam: 1,340,000 t Indonesia: 1,072,000 t

💥BREAKING: 🇨🇳 China government has ordered their largest oil refiners to suspend diesel and gasoline exports amid the Strait of Hormuz closure.

@AlBuffalo2nite If all the weeds were removed from my lawn, I’d have about three blades of grass left

🚨🚜 AI Is Now Farming… Lasers Are Killing 600,000 Weeds Per Hour🚨 Post This is not sci-fi. This is modern agriculture. What you are looking at is the Carbon Robotics LaserWeeder, one of the most advanced AI farming machines operating in the world today. It is mounted behind a standard @JohnDeere tractor and runs entirely off the tractor’s diesel engine through the PTO shaft. Here is what is actually happening. The machine uses high-resolution cameras and NVIDIA-powered AI processors to scan the field in real time. The system analyzes every plant it sees. Crop or weed. In milliseconds the AI identifies the difference with sub-millimeter accuracy. Once the weed is identified… A laser fires. The laser instantly destroys the weed at the cellular level without disturbing the soil or harming nearby crops. No herbicides. No chemicals. No tilling. Just pure precision. And the scale is staggering. Up to 10,000 weeds per minute That is roughly 600,000 weeds per hour while the tractor simply drives across the field. The NVIDIA GPUs are the “brain.” They run the AI computer vision model that identifies plants in real time. The tractor’s engine powers a generator on the implement which supplies electricity to the lasers, cameras, cooling systems, and computing hardware. This is why farmers are excited. Less chemical spraying. Lower environmental impact. Higher precision farming. And dramatically reduced labor. AI is not just changing software or social media. It is transforming the physical world. Even the weeds don’t stand a chance anymore. #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove

@laser__eyes @Rajatsoni Guess you’d learn it fairly quickly when missiles started flying towards you.

@Rajatsoni How many bitcoiners really know their full seed I their head?

Iranians who held Bitcoin were able to retain their wealth Everything was taken away from anyone who didn't have Bitcoin Real estate, stocks, and fiat won't save you in times of war Bitcoin is the only asset in the world that can be stored in your head The only asset you can move from place to place without anyone detecting it The only asset that doesn't take up physical space The only asset governments have zero control over The only asset that can't be debased The only asset that can't be taken from you without your permission You need Bitcoin because otherwise, your government will steal your wealth to fund wars

@AdnanBoz @nikitabier Until a grumpy ex-gf marks your last 4 calls as spam…

Very easy to solve when you put the incentive to the right place. E.g: a new voice/messaging/email app that requires credit card on hold and charges $10 to the sender/caller for every call that is marked as spam by the recipient. After three spam flags in a week it starts charging $10000 per instance.

Prediction: In less than 90 days, all channels that we thought were safe from spam & automation will be so flooded that they will no longer be usable in any functional sense: iMessage, phone calls, Gmail. And we will have no way to stop it.

@coinbureau I’m sure South Korea sees the same prices as we do, will be interesting to see which moves are flagged as being manipulated!

🚨SOUTH KOREA DEPLOYS AI TO CRACK DOWN ON CRYPTO MANIPULATION South Korea’s Financial Supervisory Service has rolled out an AI algorithm to detect crypto price manipulation by flagging coordinated trading and abnormal patterns, as part of a broader regulatory crackdown.

@cryptorover We are still ridiculously early. It took a while before the Wild West settled down.

WARNING: Vitalik says if crypto keeps centering on gambling with no real-world use, the industry will die fast.

@chasing_long @champtgram He could have chosen a better photo… Green Community, Dubai…

@champtgram looks terrible

someone LOVING dubai is the easiest indicator they have no taste tax benefits are great and I get it’s safe but I have never been to a more depressing and dystopian feeling place I don’t care if I get to ride around in rolls royces and eat caviar it’s still SOULLESS

@CryptosR_Us I was thinking this too. Many projects with zero utility, or promised utility that never appeared, have lost most if not all of their value. It’s time for projects with real products and use cases to shine. Not such a bad thing if the others disappear.

CRYPTO’S ‘TRUMP MOMENT’ IS OVER Animoca Brands co-founder Yat Siu says the market over-bet on politics -- especially the Trump effect -- and that the era of riding headlines is fading. He argues: - 2025 was hyped as a “Trump year” for crypto, but policy noise (tariffs, macro, regulation) didn’t deliver price outcomes. - Traders treated crypto like it was first priority for political tailwinds -- but it wasn’t. - 2026 is shaping up to be about real utility, compliance, and institutional entry, not headline chases. His point is that the easy narrative trade is behind us, and the next leg will be driven by products and use cases, not politics.

@cryptorover Seriously? Whether the tariff decision goes for or against Trump, markets will tank? Markets don’t work like that. If a dump was so inevitable, it would be priced in already.

🚨 NEXT WEEK COULD SHAKE THE ENTIRE MARKET. Stocks and crypto are about to face one of the most dangerous combinations of news we’ve seen in months. Two huge events are hitting at the same time: 1) New Trump tariffs on Europe 2) A Supreme Court ruling on tariffs Both land together when markets reopen. That is a recipe for extreme volatility. Over the weekend, Trump announced a fresh 10% tariff on the EU. This is the first major tariff escalation in almost three months. The last time we got a big tariff shock, on October 10: - The S&P 500 dumped hard - Crypto saw its biggest crash in five years This is not small news, as these EU tariffs threaten trade flows worth nearly $1.5 trillion. And here's why it could get worse. There is now serious talk that Europe could retaliate. If the EU starts building trade deals with countries that the US is also sanctioning, the US risks being pushed out of key trade routes. That would be: - Bearish for US stocks - Bearish for the dollar - Bearish for global risk sentiment Now add the second bomb. On Tuesday, the Supreme Court is expected to rule on whether Trump’s tariffs are legally valid. They have already delayed it twice, but now a ruling is expected. Markets currently believe there is a strong chance the Court rules against him. That creates two dangerous paths: If the Court rules AGAINST Trump: - It means his tariffs are legally weak - It breaks confidence in policy stability - The stock market has been rallying on tariff optimism - That optimism could collapse fast - A violent sell-off becomes very likely If the Court rules IN FAVOR of Trump: - Then markets must fully price the damage of the EU tariffs - Trade disruption becomes real - Growth risk increases - Stocks and crypto still face heavy pressure Both are bad for risk assets. This is why next week is so dangerous. Markets are walking into: - A major tariff shock - A legal ruling that can change policy credibility And you need to be prepared for some insane volatility.

@TRobinsonNewEra @Thecryptocount9 The Iranian (Persian) people that I know are beautiful people.. They deserve freedom.

This is how Iran was. And this is how Iran will be once again. Make Iran Great Again 🇮🇷

@PnLzero @LarkDavis Happy now?

@LarkDavis “not a memecoin” already narrows nothing. every cycle someone posts a mystery chart at resistance. if volume isn’t expanding and structure not reclaimed it’s just engagement farming. show the tape not the tease

One of the best-looking charts right now And no, this is not a memecoin chart Can you guess?

@Kylechasse @TheBTCTherapist I guess they know it’s gonna go up at some point…

@TheBTCTherapist They must know something

JUST IN: Trump family’s American Bitcoin buys another 329 Bitcoin for ~$30 million. They now hold a total of 5,427 BTC. 🤯

@CuadradoDeFi @WASTEDDEVOTION2 Time will tell. Still confident.

People think I’m in the Cardano ecosystem because I’m an idiot. I’m not. I’ve been in Solana, BNB, and Ethereum. I joined Discords. Talked to projects. Tried to connect with developers to invest seriously. The reality? 99% wasn’t real. Fake communities. Silent devs. Empty narratives. Scams with good branding. Governments won’t adopt chaos. Citizens won’t trust opaque systems. Institutional capital doesn’t enter environments without rules (They just don’t understand this technology yet). They will choose security, real governance, and actual communities. That’s why I’m here. Not for hype. For structure. Time always exposes who actually built.