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@kathygreenatx Oh, my! This truly wasn't the experience we had in mind for your travel day. We're so sorry for the setback and getting you to your destination delayed.

No thanks @AmericanAir for a long, crappy day of airports and delays. It should never take eleven hours to get from DCA to AUS. I take @SouthwestAir about 95% of the time, and this just reinforced that.

@fredcantu @TPPF @realmitchlittle This is hilarious coming from a retired reporter that uses Wikipedia for source material a knowingly posts incorrect data. 🤷‍♀️

@TPPF @realmitchlittle SMH after again seeing an anecdote used instead of broader data to support an argument. Fort Worth ISD is just one of 1,250+ public school districts in Texas. That’s using 0.08% of the districts to represent the performance of the entire state.

1 in 3 kids reading on grade level. A majority speaking only Spanish. This is a Texas public school district in 2026. @realmitchlittle at Texas Policy Summit 👇

@MLFootball @PatsBuzz @itmekaralee @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @FitzyGFY @JumboHart Threesomes with @EmmanuelAcho

IF DIANNA RUSSINI AND RACHEL NICHOLS STARTED A PODCAST TOGETHER… WHAT SHOULD THE PODCAST BE CALLED?

@KPRC2 I calm for a review of Lina intellectual ability after Rodeo incident.

Harris County Lina Hidalgo calls for review of local ICE policies, cites fear and uncertainty among immigrants click2houston.com/news/local/202…

@CedGolden @statesman Yeah 2.7 mil made it easy. Love the spin though.

Will Muschamp said returning to Texas was an easy decision. His family agrees | Golden statesman.com/sports/columns… via @statesman

@theBRADLEYE @HornTakes They still lost handily at home.

@IntakeSark @HornTakes It worked. Changed the game. You might try it not get spanked again.

The whole better fan debate between Texas fans and aggy fans is intellectually void. Of course there is nothing wrong with being loyal to your team. Most rational people don’t think that means you are required to sit in the rain, blowing bubbles for 9 hours on a Sunday. And of course not making a game because of work, kid activities, other events that you enjoy doesn’t mean you aren’t loyal. But aggys are definitely a cult. 🤘⚾️

@CodyCarpentier WTF the most storied and blue blooded program in the history of college football with 1 Natty in half center and only 1 conference championship in a decade isn’t gong to have its spring practice televised?? Someone call @_delconte

Confirmed: The Texas Longhorns Spring Scrimmage on Saturday will NOT feature a live broadcast. LHN will be hosting a "pre-game" show, but not broadcasting the actual scrimmage. Georgia + Texas A&M will be broadcast live on SEC+

@anniem695 @AmericanAir @AmericanAir really 24 hours at the airport and couldn’t do more than a $12 voucher. Dude you need to file a complaint with everyone. AA calls this customer service. Wow

Hey @AmericanAir ...any chance I could get a pass to the ORD Admirals club? I've been in the airport since 6 yesterday evening and my flight isn't til 2 this afternoon. Gate agent said y'all don't do that but I figure there's no harm asking, right?

@ZachDimmitt7 What did your ask Sr. LB Baby Sark?

I asked Texas LB Rasheem Biles about his relationship with Colin Simmons. Said they both took a trip to Miami together along with Cam Coleman, Bo Mascoe and Ryan Wingo among others.

@AmericanAir @GoombaySully @AmericanAir how many canned twwets does your terrible AI have avcess to?

@GoombaySully It's never the goal to disrupt your travel plans, and we apologize for the inconvenience. We've shared your feedback with our Specialist for a closer look into things. We're truly sorry for the delay.

As most of you know I usually if not always post nice things about @AmericanAir but today my disappointment is high. Plane over an hour delayed into MEM and 50 minutes before golf clubs are delivered to baggage. Unacceptable.

@josephcook89 Full of 💩

Jeff Banks explained why there were times in practice where they split YTEs and HTEs from different drills.

@PageSix Low ticket sales I bet. It’s all about that ass

Meghan Trainor abruptly cancels 2026 tour: ‘More than I can take on right now’ trib.al/wHTQvDV

@josephcook89 @coachjeffbanks is so full of shit. 💩

Jeff Banks on Gianni Spetic, who was one of Texas’ two main targets in the portal at kicker

@CoachMackBrown lol Vince has to be there that’s his job or he could get fired again for not showing up or even taking the time to fill out a time card.

Great to see, Vince Young, Michael Griffin, Fozzy Whittaker, Selvin Young and Michael Huff at practice today! Great players but better men! So Proud!

@ZachDimmitt7 The man is a liar. Left his wife and kids for a stripper with a monkey. He’s also a former punter which explains a lot.

I asked Jeff Banks about the surprise onside kick vs Georgia and if that has changed how the staff prepares for things like that. Here’s part of what he said: “We always practice it. We practiced it that week. Jonah (Williams) didn't have a ton of experience, and it's not all on him. … Certainly, I take the responsibility for that, and you move on.”

@bohamrick @AmericanAir Sorry thought that was just understood with @AmericanAir?? :-)

@IntakeSark @AmericanAir You forgot to add it wasn’t our fault and blame anything you can

The most @AmericanAir thing I saw today on their website. Not only are their planes always delayed, but because they have to deal with so many customer complaints, even their complaint department is delayed.

@JaredStillman Coach can’t help it he was hypnotized. 😵‍💫

A source close to Dianna Russini tells me that they believe Dianna and Vrabel were caught by a PI and that the PI was hired by Dianna's husband and that it isn't about money because the source says Dianna's husband already has plenty of it.

@kbc95 @AnwarRichardson Hey that’s me!

@AnwarRichardson If Kyle Flood didn’t exist, he would be the coach the fan base hates. Have we honest to God ever stopped a fake attempt? He will unfortunately be remembered more for his stripper wife’s monkey rather than actual football.

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