Vivacious Nonage 🐀

@interesting_aIl I don't think Nazi suffering can be enough, much less "excessive" 🖕🏽

This is John C Woods, the hangman of Nuremberg trials, who lied about being experienced to get the job. He claimed to have learned from old cowboy movies His incompetency led to excessive suffering of condemned Nazis

@TheGNRGiirl The guys def killed it last night. I had to get the commemorative Hard Rock shirt.

I swear I was possessed during Nothin’ and Atlas because I sang the FUCK out of those songs lol. I finally heard the mythical Atlas Shrugged live. Imagine saying that in 2013. And Nothin’, with actual lyrics?! For me, that’s the stuff that means the most. Just really cool.

@llamaincrisis Big talk for someone made out of a Shamwow.

Just saw a bird account flexing. Bro, you eat worms. Sit down.

@raincoatworms Mine would be the 😕 emoji

If we all had signs above our head, mine would say "tutorials needed."

@llamaincrisis @LionInCrisis Quit looking over everyone's fences.

@LionInCrisis You got something against long necks?

Giraffes always peeking over everything. mind your own business. fucking skyscrapers.

@TheLeadCNN They'll try anything except gun control.

Could drones inside schools help stop a mass shooting? CNN's Pete Muntean reports.

@thetomcelica @CattardSlim Their sisters, maybe.

@CattardSlim I've yet to see a single guy in his Cybertruck with a woman

Maga: How can we make ourselves even more unfuckable? 💡 Let's get Cybertrucks!

This Friday, I will be having a charity stream to support the Lupus Foundation of America! As a person with Lupus, this charity means a lot to me. Hope to see you there! twitch.tv/tired_actor

@3YearLetterman #TooSoon

I’m glad Hitler killed himself 81 years ago today

@HeartlandSignal Who's he looking at?

Minnesota State Sen. Torrey Westrom (R-Alexandria) says the Hennepin County Medical Center, a publicly funded hospital in Minneapolis, shouldn't get $50 million to counteract federal budget cuts and avoid shutting down because "go woke, go broke." "Let's give them tough love. Tough medicine that doesn't taste great, but it's gonna help cure their disease..."

@thetomcelica Never happened

Whatever happened in the war in Iran?

@raincoatworms Do it. You got this

Me on my way to chaperone fifth grade field day.

@gunsnroses put on a fantastic show tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock in Florida.

@gunsnroses Amazing show, Gunners! My 2nd time seeing you ever and my brother's first. It was a dream come true. Thanks to @VetTix for the seats.

Florida! Tonight we're kicking off the F1 Miami Grand Prix at Hard Rock Live. See you there.

@TheGNRGiirl @gunsnroses Brilliant show #GnR

Tonight, Guns N’ Roses play in Hollywood, FL and I am HERE! This is their first show in the US in 2.5 years. It’s also the US live debut of Nothin’ & Atlas, two songs that at one time were on the CD II tracklist. Could I possibly wear anything else? See you soon. ❤️ @gunsnroses

@Cat5SMASHICANE What is it and where can I get one?

Now this is a beautiful piece of equipment. So smooth!!! 🔥💥💥💥

@withAlvin__ Hell fuck yeah I would. So would you.

Thailand isn't real! 😲 No way that's a man! 😲😵‍💫

@PaulyShore @BDegillio Already better than half the bands at Coachella 🤘🏼

A lot of people went to Coachella. There’s Coachella going on in my head, doodzz. Take it away @BDegillio!

@Combat_Clipss 🫡

US soldiers recovering the body of Sgt Mycal L.Prince - Afghanistan, 2011

@theliamnissan Imagine the terror of those eyes looking up at with their mouth on your 🍆 😲

WTF folks