Mark J. Sprinkle

I'm eating for two.

@tacokingX How many people are at the party? I don't want to take too many and prevent someone else from getting tacos. But 4, one of each kind, seems fair.

How many tacos could you polish off?

@LasVegasLocally Still available at Walmart.

Tonight is the last night you can buy a White Castle hamburger on the Las Vegas Strip.

@nypost Better choice than Kamala, if we're being honest.

Don Lemon talks possibly running for president, claims he'd be 'a lot better than Donald Trump' trib.al/H9KNOH2

@ScottiePippen Who did you ask about sulking on the bench rather than inbounding the ball to Toni?

If you want to make the wrong decision, ask everyone.

@sundevilboss @NBA__Courtside If you consider holding MJ to 44 points playing well, then sure. Compared to the 55 Mike gave KJ in Game 4 a couple days later, 44 looks a defensive masterpiece.

@MarkSprinkle @NBA__Courtside Suns won. And KJ played well.

Kevin Johnson says he had to pray before guarding Michael Jordan in the NBA Finals: “Dan Marley, great defensive player guarded Jordan the first two games. Jordan averaged 45, and we down 0-2 and we had home court. We go game three. Paul Westfall, our head coach, says Kevin, we trust you. You gonna guard Michael Jordan. I’m thinking this don’t even make no sense. The best defensive player can’t guard Michael Jordan. How in the world you going to put me on Michael Jordan? I guard him. Like, I didn’t know for sure if it was real till before the game when you put the matchups on the chalkboard and they like, you know, BJ Armstrong and Jordan and Pippen, the whole team. I’m just dear Lord, please don’t put my name next to Michael Jordan. You know, you just hope he don’t put my name next to him, when he did I was like Oh my god.” (Via Byron Scott Fast Break)

@Jodivono @kekmaximusk This guy has never met Elon.

@kekmaximusk Elon Musk? Cmooooonnn....dude

i’ve never met a successful person that smokes weed.. not even once. what about you?

@Litwitom @rubyrubyruby33 @overton_news Again, then why does anyone in Florida ever get a DUI? Everyone who is impaired should refuse. Lawyers should put up billboards and run commercials telling people to refuse. They're going to have their license pulled either way. I can't believe what you're telling me.

@MarkSprinkle @rubyrubyruby33 @overton_news You can refuse them and you'll get your DL suspended but NOT a DUI.

Stephen A. Smith says the quiet part out loud about the Tiger Woods DUI saga: “MOST of US would be in jail — He’s gotten away with a lot, and they’re sick and tired of it.” SMITH: “But all I know is this.” “You had this problem in 2017 when they found you sleeping in your car on the side of the road.” “You had this problem in 2021 when you crashed into a tree and tumbled over and almost got yourself killed.” “You had this issue again last Friday.” “All three times…you’re inebriated and you’re behind the wheel of a car.” “Now, I think it’s safe to say, you’re Tiger Woods, you can afford car service. I think it’s safe to assume the man can afford car service.” “What the hell are you doing getting behind the wheel of a car?” “Most of us would be in jail.” “Remember second incident in 2021. They didn’t even… they didn’t charge him. They didn’t make him take an alcohol, you know, breathalyzer test. They didn’t test his blood…any of that stuff. He was hospitalized. They left alone.” “So he’s gotten a lot of people’s eyes in America. He’s gotten away with a lot and they’re sick and tired of it.”

@rubyrubyruby33 @overton_news Stephen A.'s point exactly. Regular people are forced to submit to a blood draw; they'll get a warrant if they have to. You and I can't just refuse urine and blood tests and walk out the door.

@overton_news He blew a zero. The cops did not get blood or urine. There is no proof supporting a DUI.

@GoldenKnights The boys have been hurting the free fries community this season. Gotta start faster, get some first period goals and free large fries for us from McD's. And before anyone says anything negative, yes that's important. 1st period goals are winning goals. Plus, fries are $4.39 now.

well there's that 1-0 canucks

@barstoolsports Tiger, we know what you're doing. Cocktail waitresses and opiates. It's not a secret, my guy.

Tiger Woods Allegedly Doesn't Want To Hire A Driver Due To "Privacy Concerns" Because He "Doesn't Want Anyone To Know What He Is Doing" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

@May_Roma I think I may be Japanese?

アメリカの皆さん。私はアメリカが大好きな日本人です。 皆さんにぜひお伝えしておきたいことがあります。 日本人はコマンドーが大好きです。 日本人ほどあの映画を好きな人々はいないでしょう。 なんと日本ではコマンドーの特別なDVDが何回も発売され、しかも様々なテレビにおける吹き替え版も収録され、今後特別に編集した冊子で付いているのです。 我々はそのような特別な冊子に収録されたコマンドーの脚本を何度も読んでほぼ暗記しています。 我々は英語をコマンドーやランボーのような映画で学んでいるのです。 そのような特別なパッケージが販売されていますが、すぐに売り切れてしまいます。 我々日本人はコマンドーが好きな余りに何十回も見ているのです。 あれほど素晴らしい映画はありません。 アメリカの皆さん、どうか日本人はアメリカのこのような素晴らしい映画が本当に好きで、どれだけ我々の人生を豊かにしたかと言うことを知ってください。アメリカの映画は我々にとっての生き返りであり、生涯において大事にしているコンテンツなのです。 そして我々が好きなのは、昔ながらのアクション映画やヒーロー映画であって、多様性や政治的正しさではありません。我々はそんなものはゴミだと思っています。 我々が好きなのは強いアメリカです。 我々が好きなのはかっこいいアメリカなのです。 アメリカの南部や中西部に住む皆さん、どうか自信を持ってください。 アメリカが全世界にもたらした文化と言うのは、アメリカの皆さんが想像するように影響力が強く、人々の人生を左右するほど力強いものなのです。

@WhiteCastleLV Unfortunately, I'm going to add to the list of people in Las Vegas who had a bad experience their first time in-store and didn't return. Y'all gave me a cold chicken slider with a crusty bun. I still rock with the microwavable sliders from the grocery store. Steamy hot.

@PalmeriPatriot @drboycewatkins1 Trump wasn't in the senate in 1964 nor in 1965. And "my truth" always means it's not true. I'll community note you, if you want.

Well if it’s so fair and had overwhelming support, than why is Trump and this administration questioning it so bad claiming that it’s “reverse racism” I will keep telling my truths. “Well, I think that a lot of people were very badly treated. White people were very badly treated, where they did extremely well and they were not invited to go into a university or a college. So I would say in that way, I think it was unfair in certain cases. I think it was also, at the same time, it accomplished some very wonderful things, but it also hurt a lot of people — people that deserve to go to a college or deserve to get a job were unable to get a job. So it was… reverse discrimination.”

Why are black people forcing each other to be Democrats? Do we not believe black people should have the same freedoms as white people?

@PalmeriPatriot @drboycewatkins1 Tell your lies elsewhere. the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965 both had overwhelming Republican support. The truth: Civil Rights Act of 1964 (number of senate NAY votes): R=6; D=21 Voting Rights Act of 1965 (number of senate NAY votes): R=2; D=17

Democrats have done a more significant job at protecting black African American men and women which it comes to rights and employment. — Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965 Black unemployment for women have been “ in decline” due to this very administration when it comes to jobs. — Black in select ways do have freedoms as white people but they’re also not benefiting when you have supremists leaders in charge making the laws and issuering them onto paper.

@RobBurns565326 @LVCabChronicles @JamesTate121 I've lived in Mississippi and Louisiana. Besides the humidity, they were pretty great tbh.

@LVCabChronicles @JamesTate121 Just like Mississippi and Louisiana for the red team

The data does not lie.

@luckylion23 @MikeNellis All of those people you mentioned have work visas.

Professional Sports ONLY. Roughly 72% in the NHL, 29% in MLB, 23% in the NBA, and around 50% in MLS we’re born outside of the United States. These numbers will continue to grow. Americans just got lazy over the years. Chuck isn’t lying here. Immigrants built this country and they will continue to build it.

Charles Barkley risked getting fired on CBS last night, calling out Trump for attacking immigrants: “The way some of these immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace. What we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants is really unfortunate and really sad.”

@JalenRose If anyone reading this is in Clark County, NV... I'd appreciate your vote on June 9th and again on November 3rd. - Mark Sprinkle, candidate for Public Administrator

@johntandler @schotts Says old white guy.

@schotts Simply untrue. Not in Denver anyway.

Why are the majority of the protesters in the no kings protest old white people?

@DisrespectedThe I'm old enough to remember when Mitt Romney was the next Hitler.

Who is the left gonna hate when Trump is gone?