Tom Scopes

Wildcard entry for #dogsatpollingstation @BBCPolitics Long Whatton polling station #Elections2021

Very generous of you @asda 400 glasses for a pound, exceptional value!

#EUreferendum: The £120 b that was wiped off the FTSE100 in 10 minutes this morning was enough to have paid #EU membership fees for 9 years.

@HMRCgovuk Brilliant service on the phone earlier, 3 minutes with the advisor, if that, to fix all of last years tax issues 👍 Many Thanks!

@Brooksrunninguk Love my new #Ravennas, LOVE THEM 😍 but why are the laces so short, do you sell standalone laces? 👟👣

Hey @planestupid! Nice try at #Heathrow this morning but this is how you occupy a runway #amateurs

@CamRChapman Having to buy a new BMW to get the free bottle of champagne because Waitrose has only got Bollinger left. #FirstWorldProblems

@CamRChapman sorry mate I'm confused, do you mean a new one each week or each month?

@CamRChapman @AaronHibell This song is outrageous and has made my evening, I demand more.

#Crazy # Golf at #Skegness #SkegVegas instagram.com/p/4BW0f6zHk0/

View of the Thames, London Eye and #BigBen from the #Chinook trip through #London airspace in the… instagram.com/p/4ACYdXTHhv/

27 Squadron crewman on lookout from the back ramp of a #Chinook #RAF #Avgeek @RAF_Odiham instagram.com/p/392SyeTHoU/

APD, seems utterly ridiculous when you have read this tinyurl.com/o9wczp6 (PwC report) @British_Airways @easyJet

I feel used and betrayed, @Tesco , you only had to count to 4. #BrokenDreams #BasicMaths #ThisIsAStepTooFar

Not bothering to vote? Just think of the sacrifice and the lives laid down so you have the chance. Do it. #IVoted

@EastMidlandsUAS 22 EMUs are today taking part in leadership training on Ex. Shiaba at RAF Cranwell. @ComdtCranwell

@ScopesT I had to send my kids to bed earlier when Ed turned sideways, his side profile was spooky. My kids are 33 & 41.

A pleasure to talk to the students and staff of @EastMidlandsUAS in Nottingham this evening. A great bunch of questions!

Could @sainsburys please explain what the right-hand pepper has been smoking, the left-hand pepper wants some.

@David_Edwards94 What does that even mean?!