Self Assurance Man

@asisyphus_ @ironcrakka Yoda lives on earth. He was cleaning his clogged toilet and he got sucked through a portal and landed in Massachusetts

@ironcrakka wait that would be perfect, Yoda reading to his kids on Yoda's planet

your soulmate is on twitter

buying a new sampler right before getting fired just to make sure I use all my money

computa make everyone be my friend

@hfbaefhvdibsagl bro trynna coerce somone into sex 😳

im tryna get u drunk asf then have my way 👀

@coldmusictakes @Kurrco Why does he pick beef with people that are smart and make good music. There are a billion dumb shit trash rappers he could choose to beef with instead, but he goes after people his own listeners like. I guess it gets attention

@Kurrco between this and the freddie gibbs beef i think it’s clear the winning strat with peggy beef is to spread positivity and whimsy (aka the opposite of what he does any time he logs onto twitter 😭)

Earl Sweatshirt & JPEGMAFIA with some more words for each other: "i fw the new leather vibe 2 twin shit hard"

@MKSolid82 @ThomasConnorsJr It worked, just differently than he was expecting. He probably wanted it to hold a note and wail like Jimmy Hendrix, but it was set up to have the dry percussive James Brown sound. Idk shit about guitar though so maybe I'm wrong

@ThomasConnorsJr So the guitar didn’t work and he didn’t know what to do. That wasn’t Michael’s fault.

THIS is why

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

@floatingpointz @tannerguzy Yeah, I don't get where he go that idea from. It's mostly Hedi Slimane rock fashion, influenced by glam rock and punk fashion. Also I disagree with his whole thesis about why things are getting looser, feels like a reach

@tannerguzy No offence but the skinny suit you were wearing was Hedi Slimane’s doing..the narrow lapels, the silhouette, all of it. Nothing to do with the BMX guy not wanting to get his pants caught, please stop spreading this BS.

Why instagram both made and killed the skinny suit.

replacing the toothpaste tube with my dick so she keeps squeezing til the white cream comes out

babe, you should be on Love on the Spectrum

just stained my whole body purple by accident this is really cool wow

@JaymesSchutz @PedanticKilljoy @donaldp1917 sometimes stuff is better when it's done basic and with a sense of humour

@PedanticKilljoy @donaldp1917 Yeah no one else berore thought to write shitty music and play it poorly

The Ramones are just evidence that you can do nothing innovative at all but be praised as trailblazers by the music press if you are in the right place at the right time and marketed right

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

@BlockTopickz shit happened 32 years ago lil bro

Touré responds after Mary J. Blige said she apologized to everyone she was a monster towards back in the day, saying he never got his apology for her humiliating him 🎥: Touré // Youtube 🔗: youtu.be/_s9D5fB46Dc?si…

i need to be hand fed oysters

Learning I'm gonna lose my job soon, and now I'm romancemaxxing in my brain even though I'm brokecel. I need to be more handsome. Should I inject my face with olive oil so i get the sweaty large head benefits of steroids but not the unintended side effects

@elixrxyz @TheVoidCritic @DiscussingFilm If the cutomer has already paid the subscription to Amazon prime, why would it actually benefit the company for it to be watched twice by the same person? The viewer metrics aren't verifiable anyway and it isn't a youtube show with ads per video. Unless it is, idk

@TheVoidCritic @DiscussingFilm nah doing both is really smart, people might watch it twice in both black and white and colour

The full color version of the new ‘SPIDER-NOIR’ trailer has been released. Releasing May 27 on Prime Video.

@Pringles620 me on the right, the guy that was on his phone on the left btw

a guy will go to an arthouse movie and as soon as the lights dim do this shit on his phone

@Pringles620 i was licking beans (orally pleasing women) and I was crying cos pussy juice got in my eyes and it hurt

@ShellCopyright Actually, he said you were eating beans and you started sobbing