The Zeroth Tim
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@Timacious_D
You're probably here because I said something funny, stupid, or both. Either way, there's plenty more where that came from.| Nashville, TN
NEW: Flight that appears to be the Auburn men's basketball team heading to Houston diverted back to Auburn this afternoon. Air Traffic Control audio we've obtained shows a pilot in that airspace telling ATC "we have a bunch of basketball players fighting" We've reached out to Auburn University and Auburn police for confirmation or comment
Eerie trio of UFOs spotted 'chasing each other' over New York City: video trib.al/GTZDGeZ
The #Colts are locking in their QB, finalizing a deal with Daniel Jones to secure the most important position, per me and @TomPelissero. It’s a 2-year, $100M contract done by his agents at @AthletesFirst. The biggest two-year deal in NFL history.
Hobby tunneling unlocks the hidden genius within
Olive Garden cook commits suicide in most gruesome way in kitchen: cops #Echobox=1770311875" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/02/05/us-…
NEWS🚨: New evidence suggests Earth is trapped in a void 2 billion light-years wide
Bro, there’s no way 😭
