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@CameronQuotes In my heart I am always looking for the girl in the red hat with my boombox and blue french horn.

@JoeSterns @BarefootStudent The point is that the 941% is meaningless. The actual cost of college has not risen. In fact, many schools have experienced deep discounting whereby students today are paying less than they did years past, despite the advertised price climbing.

@TheLegalMindset @ogafroman I don't know if he can write a catchy hook based on this petty move, but I look forward to it if he does,

Petty move by Judge Hein in the @ogafroman case to order court costs split in half, when they should be awarded to the prevailing party (Afroman). But despite how the Judge wanted to tip the scales, the right outcome speaks for itself in the jury decision.

@McFranchisee @wetsprocket @McDonalds I liked your 8:1 idea, at least, I think that was you.

@wetsprocket @McDonalds Not sure….

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@MCCCANM Reminds me of those 'church mission trips' where high school kids and adults go somewhere and help 'build something', which at best is just make work that has to be re-done, and at worst harms the local economy by putting local working men out of a job who could have done it.

The FAA defines how much a passenger & their carry-on bags weigh as a standard average for weight & balance calculations. If I recall correctly, it’s 190 lbs in the summer & 195 lbs in the winter. Let’s say 140 passengers. 140 x 190 =26,600. In their press release, they crow about delivering 6,000 lbs of aid. If they had just chartered a cargo jet & stayed home, they could have delivered more than 4x the cargo. The aid makes up less than a quarter of what the jet they chartered can carry, after fuel. These people are stupid & unserious, but I’m sure the Instagram posts of their vacation on donor’s money will get lots of likes.

@docMJP I just wish they'd stripe their parking lot/gas islands with directional arrows and leave instructions at the pump that say 'DO NOT LEAVE CAR/PARK AT PUMP'

Guys, I just visited my local bodega to get a fresh kolache and an Icee. Bought a t-shirt and some home decor. Nothing like it.

@WomanDefiner Netting $5900 monthly is a 6 figure salary. At this point this stuff seems so ubiquitous that I’m starting to get less pissed it’s happening and more pissed I’m not in on the take

@McFranchisee @tom_holmer @McDonalds I loved the ArchDeluxe as grade schooler.

This is a difficult one because most of our new products are an LTO which means we only have it for about six weeks. Some people think something is a flop when in reality, it came and went as planned. I know the biggest flop is always pointed towards the arch deluxe. I can’t really recall another item that didn’t pan out. I would say one of the biggest consumer flops was everybody saying we needed a plant based burger. I know we tested it in a few markets and I’m just glad it didn’t go anywhere. People will always say they want something but in reality, they’re not going to buy it. Just like salads!

@McFranchisee @McDonalds Do operators get to pick among several different 'models' of McDonalds or is it completely up to corporate what a new location looks like/is styled? How many 'model' stores are there being built?? Do the building styles have names?

@JenniferSey @CBSNews Radio done right (hyper local) can be amazing. Same with local TV and newspapers. But...................

There’s a lot of handwringing about @CBSNews shutting down CBS Radio. No one listens to the radio. To not shut it down would be like keeping a typewriter store open. Yes it’s sad people are losing their jobs. They’ll have to retire or learn a new skill like the rest of us. Be mad at @bariweiss all you want, she’s right. Radio is obsolete. It had to go.

@ghost_motley i bet there was an extra space you copied.

> login to a website i haven't used in a year > copy password from password manager > error incorrect password > click reset password > copy in the same password from password manager > error password cannot be the same as current password Why do these websites do this

@RadishHarmers We have AI in 2026, yet some of the world's biggest websites and apps don't have basic keyword searches that work... WE HAD THAT SHIT IN THE 90S!!

@AOC Agree. No value add to economy.

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

@Polymarket And yet Pete Rose is banned.

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@PattyMurray *laughs in Chicago*

Voter fraud is already illegal. And incredibly rare. The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. This isn't a widespread issue like Republicans want you to think—they just want to appease the election-denier in the Oval Office.

@Microinteracti1 The JSF was the value store brand/econobox fighter compared to the F-22/ATF or the NATF, it was never supposed to be 'unkillable', and the time spent 'developing it' is a function of program failure and procurement cut backs, not how good or advanced it was supposed to be.

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@AnnaBower You are taught to verify all your citations in your first year legal writing class (AKA Shepherdize them). Citing non-existent cases because you relied on an AI that's known to hallucinate should be treated as legal malpractice per se.

Absolutely incredible that this keeps happening.

Raise children worthy of your inheritance. That’s literally the job of a parent in a family. If none of my kids are worthy of my assets then I guess I leave behind a worse world and a bad legacy.

@luinalaska love Lu so much. lol.

What would a man know about God’s love if he himself cannot care for his own sons? That man’s money is as good as dust.

I believe the Bible has something to say about the care of a man’s own family. Something about being worse than an unbeliever. To leave no legacy to your own son, but deem your own legacy great nonetheless is potentially the most boomer statement I’ve ever read.