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@shaunvlog_ @LibertarianG0th We have babies!!! They live in our tree. Took this photo with my telescope.

@CherieBeneteau Omg Canada should be charged with crimes.

I got my bonus today at work would love to be happy about it but, apparently the govt deserves half of it. Bonus is supposed to be merit based I'd like to know what the govt did for this bonus? I guess I own shares in Ukraine now!!! 🤬

Matthew McConaughey dropped his gloriously chaotic tuna fish salad recipe on 2 Bears 1 Cave (November 2024): Ingredients (makes a big batch for the week): - Good quality canned tuna (drained) - Mayo mixed with wasabi paste - Lemon juice + white wine vinegar - Finely chopped red onion - Finely chopped dill pickles - Crispy jalapeño chips - Diced green apple - Corn kernels - Frozen green peas - Touch of agave or honey for sweetness - Optional: Italian dressing, salt & pepper He mixes it all up every Sunday night. It gets even better after sitting in the fridge. What’s your take, would you try McConaughey’s wild tuna salad recipe?

@OldHollowTree Ah yes, the baby onion dragon.

“We’re on an adventure and you’re a brave knight and I’m a princess and she’s a baby onion dragon!” Onion dragon? 🧅

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN LARGO, FLORIDA AND MILITARY MEMBERS Revival Tattoo Collective says military members and veterans are NOT WELCOME in their shop They do not like our brave military and law enforcement. Would be a shame if everyone in the area saw this!!

@ErikaCA47 @libsoftiktok I bet there is a weak jawline behind that beard

@libsoftiktok Owner is Brady Martinson. Make him famous.

We see a road trip that could use a little relish... Freddy, want a ride in the Wienermobile?

George Washington bred his own pack of hunting dogs and named them like a man with zero supervision. We're talking Sweet Lips, Tipsy, Tipler, Drunkard, and one named Vulcan who was so big a kid could ride him like a pony. Vulcan once stole an entire ham straight off the dinner table and bolted to the kennels. The General just laughed while Martha sat there furious. But the dogs were only half of it. The man could DANCE. In 1779 he partnered with Kitty Greene at a ball and the two of them danced for over three hours straight without sitting down once. People at the time said he was actually elite at it. He called it "so agreeable and innocent an amusement." And in his final years his big retirement hobby was building a whiskey distillery. Not a little hobby still either. By 1799 it was the largest distillery in America, cranking out 11,000 gallons a year. So the real George Washington: breeds hunting dogs with names like Drunkard, dances for three hours straight, runs the biggest whiskey operation in the country. Founding Father behavior.

@HHuntsmanWrites @nicksortor The Brent crude price still ended at $78 in 2021. This war with Iran is just now barely coming to a close and it’s 72. The price should continue to fall and those companies shouldn’t be gauging in the first place.

We are $0.70 cents higher than a year ago after a major disruption that lasted months. Oil is still much higher than just 5+ months ago, before the war. There is a looming gas price crisis as oil supply is about to have real issues because the SPR is tapped out. Trump is starting the finger pointing early and indeed trying to pressure Oil Companies to reduce margins over their traditional margins. They are not presently price gouging but Trump wants low 4th of July gas pricing, which is importsnt for approval ratings, but more important is that in just 2 weeks we will start feeling true shortages of the grade of oil we need, that we don’t produce… and tankers will be on the water in a long trip…

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just CONFIRMED he's ordered a MAJOR DOJ investigation into oil companies for price gouging Americans at the pump ExxonMobil, Chevron, Shell, BP, and more. "The oil companies are possibly gouging. I hope they're not. Otherwise they're going to be in BIG trouble." "We should be in my opinion at $2.25 right now at the pump, and we're higher than that. And we are doing a big investigation on it." Oil prices tanked, but so far, gas prices have not dropped proportionately.

The British every time they get a new Prime Minister

@DailyLoud @grok did it happen ?

Brazilian psychic with over 24 million followers has predicted a mass alien invasion during the Brazil vs. Scotland World Cup match tonight.

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@FreddyLA7 Welcome to Pennsylvania 😎😎😎 We hope you like it !

THE WORLD CUP TRIP HAS MADE IT TO PENNSYLVANIA!!! I’ve just counted, and this is already the 13th state of the trip.

At this point I think they should just drain the reflecting pool and turn it into a ball pit

@MerriamWebster Today I was typing an email and wrote “two small” instead of “too small” I was mortified at myself while proofreading it. Thank goodness that customer is so demanding and I had to keep proofreading it to make sure I was addressing all of her concerns. Yikes. 😱

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@CollinRugg Big, if true.

Louisiana pastor beats up a man who allegedly threatened to r*pe and kill his wife and grandchildren. Pastor Tony Spell of Life Tabernacle Church says he was working on a church bus when the neighbor's son started shouting at him. Spell said that it is his job as the natural protector to protect his church and family. "He said, 'Tony, I'm gonna r*pe your wife, I'm gonna r*pe all of your grandchildren,' and he said, 'The next time you go out of town, I'm gonna kill them, and what the F are you going to do about it?" Spell said. The neighbors, the Sherwin family, claim Spell is not telling the truth, but during a press conference, Spell was backed by members of his church who say they've made multiple complaints about the Sherwin family to police. Spell's attorney says the Sherwin family has "a large, industrial-scale camera that could see from across the street all the way into the pulpit." Spell was hit with multiple misdemeanor summonses in 2020 during the COVID lockdowns when he refused to close his church. "The Central City police are friends with these folks across the street. When Pastor Spell was being surveilled 24/7, it was with the help of the man across the street," Spell's lawyer said. The pastor was reportedly arrested and booked for second-degree battery.

Do you still say “cows” when you pass cows while driving or have you lost your whimsy?

Six years ago, I posted my first "strange, dark and mysterious" story with no idea where it would lead. Today, I'm honored to be included on Forbes' Top Creators list!

sit was all USAID the whole time

@PatsKam Bro.

I found this in my house a decade ago.. never found out who wrote it. Glad they didn’t go through with it though!