McMuppet

@YellowOctopus_ @cushiebuttercup @HazeyDaisey17 No hunny that’s the button you push to get dick that’s why the circumstance of your ash hole is 20x the circumference of your button dicc. Hope that helps!

@mc_muppet_ @cushiebuttercup @HazeyDaisey17 Press the alarm button. The one where the psych yard comes for you

During my 1st delivery, I had an epidural & then needed oxygen. It was an induced labor. My ex decided that I needed to have the epidural removed. He went off to find my Dr. My mom was there & was concerned. I was like, "Look, I'm the patient, he can't do shit". I was right.

@tweetahbae @_BlessedKingg_ @AQUAKTTY Don’t let your momma shit on your ex when she got a bench warrant out for her arrest free advice 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@mc_muppet_ @_BlessedKingg_ @AQUAKTTY Lmfaoooo GOOD. Go off queen

why are ppl like “she didn’t have to tell us he cheated” u think u gon do me dirty and everyone not gon hear abt it ??!!! im telling anyone with ears they gon KNOW bout u 😭😭😭😭

@_BlessedKingg_ @AQUAKTTY White gurl here I put his mom in jail

@AQUAKTTY Fellas, just date you a white girl and stay out the way. They deal with rejection wayyyyy better than this demographic.

@ItsJustPay @JAESADORA @4Charleee He took away her ability to consent by lying on purpose

@JAESADORA @4Charleee She’s talking about lies by omission. Just because you don’t tell a woman everything doesn’t mean you don’t got good intentions. Similarly when men cuff a hoe & ain’t know she was, they feel manipulated. What’s the difference?

A man told me if he was honest about sleeping with other women, I wouldn’t have slept with him, so he lied. That’s taking away my ability to make an informed choice. That’s manipulation, and yes predatory behavior

@YellowOctopus_ @cushiebuttercup @HazeyDaisey17 Button diced don’t get to speak to women go bottom

@mc_muppet_ @cushiebuttercup @HazeyDaisey17 Are you having an episode?

@YellowOctopus_ @cushiebuttercup @HazeyDaisey17 Ugh lee a ss pus sy but Ton di cc bi tch

@cushiebuttercup @HazeyDaisey17 What a childish response. Women are the gatekeepers of procreation. Act like it. Stop choosing undesirable men. Start choosing better.

@adgirlMM @wings_treasures @rklace It’s fine he tried twice already he won’t succeed

@wings_treasures @rklace aw shit. this is why I'm not a lawyer and only play one on Twitter.

BREAKING: A Republican-appointed Virginia judge has struck down the Democratic-backed redistricting amendment in full, ruling it unconstitutional and “void from the start.” All votes from the April 21 special election are now invalid, and the state is permanently blocked from using or implementing the new maps. AG Jay Jones says he will immediately file an appeal.

@Cwharrisontx @DNLSHLR @0liviajulianna The citizens don’t get to decide how these things work? That’s wild

@DNLSHLR @0liviajulianna Yes, democracy is 2 wolves and sheep deciding what's for dinner..... Being legal ain't the same as being right ...

Texans didn’t get to vote on our new maps at all. So on behalf of all Texans let me say this: boo fucking hoo. You started this.

@CorruptionFetis @christianagee30 Oh it’s a good movie if your heads not up your ass

@christianagee30 This movie had such promise, but turned out terrible, political message motivated garbage.

When she said the bug is the same as us… and meant it 😳

@BlackDirtRoad @5RandomName5 @aitchesspee @RealDianeYap Can’t stop what you were never doing

@5RandomName5 @mc_muppet_ @aitchesspee @RealDianeYap I dont care what random retards online believe. All that matters is that men completely stop protecting women. The message is more important than my ego 🙏

How many times do we have to tell you we don’t care about the grenade because that will never happen. Just get the everyday stuff right, like the breakfast order.

@BlackDirtRoad @aitchesspee @RealDianeYap So that’s a fkn no lmao

@aitchesspee @RealDianeYap Not anymore. I used to a decent degree. But to be fair I also lived in socal and women are self destructive out there. I think they liked living like that

@JaneDoeaejk @gotalottadolla @nke_babyyy Got I’m

@gotalottadolla @nke_babyyy No that’s just your mum

i can’t make you something you’re not

@HelseTM @Bejarano_Hyde He washed a whores feet read the Bible ffs

@Bejarano_Hyde No, bobo hijueputa. Él le lavó los pies a sus discípulos, no a los Fariseos que lo perseguían.

SÍ, BOBO HIJUEPUTA. ESE ES EL PUNTO.

@TheDozensMemes @Shreyansh3951 @hell_line0 Because despite all their massive effort none of it would have mattered without her specifically

@Hesnothereband @Shreyansh3951 @hell_line0 It's the other way around. OP is taking a shite on the collective efforts of everyone involved to accomplish it. Saying, "men ONLY reached the moon because of her" reduces all involved. Nobody's part should be diminished, including hers, in such a massive mission.

Let us remember, men only reached the moon because of the tireless work of a segregated black woman who performed math none of them could. She was also born in WV and attended West Virginia University, where a scholarship program exists for other black students in STEM named after her. Katherine Johnson did this in a time when just getting an education as a black woman was far more difficult then it ever needed to be. May you look at every NASA rocket and think of her. She earned it.

@moonstar24689 @boyslovecartel @LucassRice @greendragonhq @ItsJuliansRum I’m 33 and you’re a pos

@boyslovecartel @LucassRice @greendragonhq @ItsJuliansRum any of you, esp those of you who are young and dare to NOT consider that there may be personal reasons why someone may not want to vote for a party. Imagine thinking outside your own life?? And btw now I’m a parent of a fatherless child, thanks to USAF. 100% connected 2 service.

“bUt ThEO vOn VoTeD fOr tHeSe pEoPle” Yea exactly that’s why he’s pissed. It’s why we’re all pissed. We thought we voted for America First but we got more of the same bullshit.

@realtoddmiller @AzPetrich You’re ancestors were rapists and murderers you left that out homeboy

@AzPetrich My European colonist ancestors founded this nation. The natives were savages that worshipped demons. I live in the Peruvian jungle now. The natives live the same way just as the barbarians on the reservations. Low IQ, drunk, welfare, raping daughters. No Change.

All the white people who want to end birthright citizenship can start swimming their asses back to Europe. - a citizen of the Choctaw Nation.

@eezharhh If you’re in the us since you invited her to your property unless you have video of her assaulting or in some states baiting the dog you’ll be legally responsible it’ll actually cost less to pay up front so you don’t end up paying her legal bills too

I invited a friend over, and right away my dog started acting off. Barking nonstop, pacing, locked in on her no matter how much I tried to calm it down. Then out of nowhere, my dog lunged and bit her arm, and everything escalated fast. It caught everyone off guard, especially me, because my dog’s always been around people and has never acted like that before. Now she’s talking about going to urgent care and wants me to cover the cost. I told her I’m not trying to argue, but I’m not comfortable taking full responsibility without understanding what triggered that kind of reaction. I even went back and checked my security footage and shared it with her so we can both see what actually happened. Right now, I’m just trying to make sense of it and figure out what caused my dog to react like that so it can be handled the right way moving forward.

@WearyHobbit @crossplainsjohn @Gonzo_Hunter @PurpyNFL No he’s right

Muslims are aware that pork exists and tolerate other people eating pork so that’s the exact same thing being asked of you?

@petrichorror @Blue_Hair_333 @secret_genie_ @ally_is_tired I already addressed it dumb bi tch

@Blue_Hair_333 @mc_muppet_ @secret_genie_ @ally_is_tired lol they can't wrap their heads around this because it upsets them too much

We can be team santos or team langdon (or both) because we're just spectators, but bfr nobody would be team langdon in the show if they knew the whole story because anyone else would have lost their job and face legal consequences, and he didn't

@petrichorror @secret_genie_ @ally_is_tired Yeah yeah yeah derail doesn’t change the fact you’re wrong

@mc_muppet_ @secret_genie_ @ally_is_tired are you ok babe you seem unwell