Billy

LITTLER WINS WITH ANOTHER BIG FISH 🤯🤯🤯 Utterly, utterly ridiculous from Luke Littler 😮‍💨 The World Champion pins his SECOND Big Fish of the final to defeat Michael van Gerwen 6-4 to win in Berlin and move top of the table 👏 📲 bit.ly/NewPDCApp #PLDarts | Final

@Romeos_burner @richardberry123

I can’t wait for Bryson to show up to Augusta and compete for a couple days then proceed to start missing greens left because he insists on hitting PW from 190 then blaming the golf ball manufacturers. A tradition unlike any other.

@humanxmaybe @TimmBerry

can you hop off the spectrum just for a second

@MayorBoner @TimmBerry

Finished wiping and then had to shit again #mondays

We’re about to go absolute minimum three and a half months without a league win. Chapocoense had nearly their entire squad die and managed to win another game in a shorter time period than that.

@FPL_Harry (Please don't beat me again)

@BillPhilDig 👀

Gameweek 31 🏁 #FPL 65 POINTS! 46K ➡️ 36K Another good week very happy with that… Now with 5 FT, WC, FH & BB left let’s see what we can do after the break. 🚀

These players, this club, they don’t deserve this fanbase. We did our bit then they serve up that

They keep pushing the impetus on the fans and when we respond in numbers, with force and then hand the initiative to them, they crumble.

@Dusty83 Train full of gooners. Rank

To the Lane with either renewed optimism or blind faith. #COYS *Just give them that excuse to release the ‘DARE TO STAY UP’ range.. #ENICOut

@tonyhawktruther @TimmBerry

Pooping sitting down even though I’m a guy

@FPL_Marcello 🚫

@BillPhilDig Behave!

Ebs ❤️

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@PastaLording @richardberry123

Decided to get into meal prep and just made 7 days worth of the most dogshit pasta I've ever tasted. Now I have to come home from my horrible minimum wage job everyday and sit down and forcefeed myself this slop like a good slave. I'm 24 years old and I've never kissed a girl.

@justin_al3x @SamHarringtonB

my fetish is kindness. also i like piss and feet.

So here's the plan 👀