Canada's New Fentanyl Czar

@david_parker After you ditchbillies lose the referendum, how long do you plan to grift off of an "it was stolen/rigged" message? #Rednexit

There are undoubtedly 1 million voters in Alberta who want us to be come our own nation. They must be mobilized. The job of every Independence supporter in the province is to find ten like minded people and make sure they vote on October 19th. If people do this, we will win.

@Kristinartz Largest volume of feces involuntarily deposited into one's pants. The only thing he accomplished on day 1 of his presidency.

What's one area where Trump has surpassed Obama's performance since taking office again?

@SStricklandMMA With a ladder, stupid. MAGAts are such dumb fucking muppets.

How do you put this BS on a church.....

@worthitornoteh Hope you're excited about the reboot. Next CBC reboot: The Beachcombers

Can i post a single image and have most Canadians 🇨🇦 instantly guess the TV show? Let's see...

@KirkLubimov Who doesn't know the cellulose "plastic container" degrades withing a week? A fucking moron named Kirk who's clearly never planted a tree in his life, and doesn't mind flaunting his stupidity like a badge of honour.

Who plants a tree while they are still in their plastic container? A fake environmentalist. Mark Carney hasn't planted a single tree in his life.

@RyanAFournier Your reflecting pool is a fucking swamp. You're such idiots - a fluoride-free shallow body of water will only resist spawning algae when given a dark, heat-inducing background.

🚨 Trump lands in France, walks out at dawn after a 3AM departure. Zero fatigue. Pure dominance. America’s back on the world stage owning it Unmatched. 🇺🇸

@johnwtomkinson Here's why you shouldn't: you dumb dipshit Rednexit supporters only have "facts" and "data" via social media content created by MAGAs and Russian bots. AI slop 100%.

Why should Alberta stay in Canada? Tell me why the systemic discrimination against Western Canada is okay? If Alberta were an independent country, it would… • have more land mass than 70% of all other nations. • have more farmland than about 85% of all other nations. • have a population larger than 45% of all other nations. • have more resources than 95% of all other nations. • have a nominal GDP larger than 82% of all other nations. • have a larger GDP per capita than 90% of all other nations. • have a lower crime rate than 70% of all other nations. • have a higher education level than 85% of all other nations. • be more diverse than 70% of all other nations. We would be a powerhouse, yet people are content with being serfs in a system of systemic discrimination. Alberta has 12% of Canada’s population. Alberta pays 17% of all federal income taxes to Ottawa. Alberta gets 9% of federal spending. Why are you okay with our vote being worth less than the rest of Canada’s — much less?

@TheJenniWren This event is the moment America's decline became obvious. It's making the celebration of America & that of Trump's B-Day indistinguishable. But imagine 50 years from now when this is normalized. Watch Idiocracy.

Trump used the Armed Forces Full Honor Cordon — soldiers who escort fallen heroes and heads of state — to usher UFC fighters past Abraham Lincoln’s statue like they’re celebrities on a red carpet. I am LIVID. And everyone else should be too.

@RichardAngwin 2012's The Dictator.

Trump's Oval Office makeover. Thoughts?

@Write4Republic Greatest President in the history of the Confederate States of America. The only one who got the Stars & Bars paraded through the Capitol. A million Rebs couldn't get 'er done, but Pedo President Poopy Pants did.

Trump is still the greatest president of my lifetime and it's not even close.

@JasonLavigneAB Breaking: A 3rd-party advertiser who pretends to be a journalist criticizes CTV's journalistic standards. Also breaking: Vegan food critique calls Quarter Pounder "disgusting", "too meaty".

CTV shall forever be known as The National Enquirer. Nothing but tabloid. Full stop.

@atensnut Correction - he's the greatest President in the history of the Confederate States of America. He's the only CSA President to successfully get the Stars & Bars paraded through the White House. Jefferson Davis couldn't get it done - Pedo President Poopy Pants did.

Tomorrow is the 80th Birthday of the greatest President in History. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD J. TRUMP.

@JackPosobiec You don't get the joke you fucking muppet. It's called meta humour. The joke is that it's a grift and it's "Idiocracy"-calibre tacky.

This is a complete disaster for the Left

@EricLDaugh Because Freedom 250 is a pay-for-play grift. It's set up to enrich Trump's family. Muppets like you who refuse to look behind the curtain are how he's made $4B over the past 18 months.

🚨 AWESOME! A literal BALD EAGLE just kicked off tonight's Freedom 250 UFC weigh-in on the National Mall DIRECTLY in front of the White House "USA! USA! USA!" 🇺🇸🇺🇸 How can ANY patriot hate this?! What a HISTORIC event!

@bashscriptorz @realDonaldTrump But Canadians hate pedos. They don't want him. And he keeps pooping his pants. It's gross.

@BryCasey @realDonaldTrump They already said that, nothing can stop him from visiting Canada if he wanted to.

Send this message to Donald Trump please. I know @realDonaldTrump doesn't want to come visit Canada, but the last time he was here in Canada, it was absolutely glorifying, the Liberals were litterly shitting bricks and crying so much that all the great lakes water levels actually went up a total of 3 feet. So yes, if you can come visit Canada again Donald, that would be awesome. @GOP @WhiteHouse @JDVance @POTUS

@stinchfield1776 Everything Trump touches dies. But in this case, the sole-source contractor contractor who billed $13.1 M for a $6.9 M job made something grow - algae.

President Trump fixes the reflecting pool and a week later it’s green again, loaded with algae… Sabotage… Vandalism? I believe it is. The left can’t stand Trump, American greatness and his quest to make DC beautiful again. What a shame!

@misfitpatriot_ America 250 is a bipartisan initiative created by Congress in 2016 to celebrate America's 250. Freedom 250 (who's hosting this Pride Month themed Trump B-Day of chiselled shirtless men wrestling for his viewing pleasure) is a vanity pay-for-play grift. You dumb fucking muppet.

What the left doesn’t seem to understand that Trump does, is that millions of Americans love shit like this. He’s not pandering to the elite, he’s acknowledging the blue collar, hard working, dirt biking, UFC watching, forgotten men and women who make up the majority of this country. Drive 30 miles outside of any deep blue shithole city in America and you could throw a rock in any direction at someone who watches motocross. Trump isn’t putting on America 250 for people who go to the fuckin opera, he’s putting on America 250 for the working class.

@mark_slapinski Trump is celebrating Pride Month by having chiselled, greased-up, sweaty man aim to finish each other off, ideally with a rear naked choke, on a lawn in front of his house to please him.

I'm not American Can someone from that country explain why the president is hosting a UFC match at the White House?

@MichelleLA1981 He didn't work hard you fucking muppet. Government handouts saved his ass from bankruptcy numerous times.

I love all the people complaining about Elon getting rich by working hard and creating things others only dream of. Yet you don't get mad when politicians get rich laundering your your hard earned money.