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Rufus IV

@Celebrate366

Happily married, obsessed with movies & music, and a firm embracer of the miserable & superb in life's grotty and goofy corners. Dog lover. He/him. #GoodTwitter

Edmonton, Earth Bergabung Eylül 2011
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Rufus IV
Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
I'd really like to have some sort of real impact on this world before my time is up. Thinking about printing 20 or 30 little cards that say "I know about your weird poops" and dropping them in my neighbors' mailboxes one night.
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@kyylien A girthy package requires extra postage.
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Kaya
Kaya@kyylien·
Things I didn’t expect to hear at the post office today: “you know what girth is, right?”
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@TRobinsonNewEra Yes. They can. It’s easy. They can also call him a pedophile. It’s easy.
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Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧@TRobinsonNewEra·
President Trump: "You better do something about immigration. And you better do something about energy, or you won't have a Europe." People can call him what they want. But they can't call him wrong.
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@RippleXrpie He’s right to withhold troops. It’s time America learns it’s one of many countries. Not the main character.
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JackTheRippler ©️
JackTheRippler ©️@RippleXrpie·
🚨HOLY SH****T!! 🤯 🇫🇷 French President Macron has officially announced no support for USA/Israel. Macron says: “France did not choose this Iran war. We are not taking part in it. Nobody can force us” 🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ABOUT TO CANCEL ALL DEALS WITH FRANCE!
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slavo cech
slavo cech@slav_metalurges·
I don’t care about the identity of Banksy. I care about the identity of those in the Epstein files.#episteinfiles
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@swats24 You’re nicer than I am. I’d just say “Fuck off, but corporately.”
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@RepBrandonGill Yeah? Epstein files not being released as legislated is not important to you? I wonder why….
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Congressman Brandon Gill
Congressman Brandon Gill@RepBrandonGill·
The SAVE America Act is the only piece of legislation that matters right now.
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@EricLDaugh You don’t actually understand how any of this works, do you?
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just ENDED UK PM Keir Starmer's whole career in the Oval Office *Turns around*: "I'm DISAPPOINTED. You see that man right there? Know who that is? The late, great WINSTON CHURCHILL." "Unfortunately, Keir Starmer is NOT Winston Churchill." 🔥🔥
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@KeanuReevesYaga Saul Goodman is better looking than Costner. There. I said it.
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@LaurenWitzkeDE Sometimes when a pet has too much disease and has no quality of life you have to put it down.
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Lauren Witzke
Lauren Witzke@LaurenWitzkeDE·
Roseanne Barr claims Trump is actually disrupting the hidden global cabal network tied to BRITISH power, who are behind the Big Banks and war profiteering.
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@RubinReport If you pick Trump and his team someone must tie your shoes for you in the morning.
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@AlecLace I am. At you. For having written this and believing it means anything. It’s so important to have those ratings! Totally not a cult though. Sure.
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Alec Lace
Alec Lace@AlecLace·
🚨 KARMA IS REAL Conan O'Brien mocked TPUSA/Kid Rock's halftime show: "There's an alternate Oscars hosted by Kid Rock at the Dave & Buster's down the street." Turns out: More people watched the TPUSA Halftime (20M+ views) than the Oscars (17M views) Who’s laughing now?
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@DanielTurnerPTF Both of those things are true. Ask someone smarter than you to explain it, I don’t have time.
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Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner@DanielTurnerPTF·
Greta Thunberg in 2023: If we don't end fossil fuels, it will be a "death sentence." Greta Thunberg in 2026: President Trump must allow oil imports to Cuba. I guess the "climate crisis" has negotiable deadlines.
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@RobSchneider Really have no idea what’s going on here, hey? Bitter because a Canadian audience booed you off the stage?
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Rob Schneider 🇺🇸
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸@RobSchneider·
In Canada, depression can be fatal! Canada no longer has a “10 day waiting period” for thinking about killing yourself. Now they have SAME DAY EUTHANASIA! What a fucked up country!
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Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@swats24 I agree. A person just needs the essentials. Meds, headphones, book, a couple small bottles of ether in case you get seated next to a screaming baby…
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Swats24@swats24·
@Celebrate366 It is but the airlines are also getting stricter about the carryon sizes and people should realize that on their part too that carrying that much stuff is wrong
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Swats24@swats24·
This happens way too many times 🫠 Can we also talk about why lining up is not going to help like they will call just wait 😭
no context memes@nocontextmemes

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Rufus IV
Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@NicHulscher And yet human intelligence knows better. Idiot.
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Nicolas Hulscher, MPH
Nicolas Hulscher, MPH@NicHulscher·
🚨BREAKING: ALL major artificial intelligence systems — SuperGrok, ChatGPT-5, and Google Gemini — independently concluded that VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM after analyzing our landmark 82-page study. The 30-year lie that “vaccines don’t cause autism” has officially been TERMINATED.
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox

The McCullough Foundation reviewed 300 studies, and they found the #1 risk factor for autism to be “combination vaccines.” “There are more children in the United States today with profound autism — completely disabled — than there ever were with polio,” he lamented. “We’ve, in a sense, caused a major public health crisis through this vaccine ideology.” But it’s not just the profound autism that’s showing up. In a survey of approximately 13,000 people, one result about gender identity stood out immediately. “It doesn’t prove causation. But it is a signal that large is difficult to ignore.” 🧵

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Rufus IV
Rufus IV@Celebrate366·
@BuzzPatterson Yes, he should continue to antagonize the allies. Because that has worked out so well.
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Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
Once we control the Strait, Trump should slap a big fucking tariff on all passage for our “allies.
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@integritycdn Sending you hugs. This is so hard to go through.
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Integrity
Integrity@integritycdn·
I’m exhausted friends I had some troubling feedback about Malley’s projected recovery Cried, emailed, phoned, emailed, cried some more I’m tapped and my well is dry
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