Daryl Allen

@blader lol

"used" is unhinged

@s4m31p4n I do love soda, but I'm also an asshole

Mormons may have brain damage but they’re generally very kind. And they love soda

@wyermush Oh man, you should really check out sodafry as well. Unhinged.

Just found this guy Joe Is Hungry on TikTok and can confidently say he is putting out the greatest food reviews I’ve ever seen In utter disbelief that I’ve never seen him before because it seems like he’s been at this for years

@wind_chim If you go international there are some others. Fentimans Dandelion & Burdock, Ironbru, Applesin, Malta Goya, etc.

are there any regional American beverages ? can I know about them?

@wind_chim Moxie, Green River, Ironport...Dr Pepper?

@daveweez @diegozaks @nzgb @Rippling @tryramp It's no @NoahVerrier , but I'll take what I can get

@Darylitis @diegozaks @nzgb @Rippling @tryramp This work?

Introducing our snake game 🐍 rippling.com/snake-game Deel just launched a page comparing themselves to Rippling! Good news: they know who's beating them. Bad news: they're selling snake oil. Rather than responding with venom, we’re having some fun with it. Play our game and see if you can discover their misleading claims 👾

@diegozaks @daveweez @nzgb @Rippling @tryramp Yeah, I would also have a policy rule for that. Although, I have admin rights to approve my own exceptions #unmitigatedrisk

@Darylitis @daveweez @nzgb @Rippling @tryramp This is Ramp, we are the poster child of financial health. No jets to be found.

@diegozaks @daveweez @nzgb @Rippling @tryramp I'll take the private jet. If that's unavailable, I'll settle for an oil painting of fast food fries and a bottle of soda. Oh, you meant a t-shirt? I guess that would be cool as well.

@Darylitis @daveweez @nzgb @Rippling @tryramp Someone get this man some @tryramp swag

@daveweez @nzgb @Rippling @tryramp I was an early adopter and longtime fanboi

@nzgb @Darylitis @Rippling @tryramp Wow. That’s a deep cut, @Darylitis.

@daveweez @Rippling @tryramp No, it was a different and more simple version in the contracts page, I think.

@Darylitis @Rippling @tryramp It’s only been about 2 months. But def feels like it’s been there *forever*.

@daveweez @Rippling @tryramp Ramp has used a snake game for a long time throughout their platform. Usually on a waiting screen

@Rippling Didn't @tryramp do this a month ago? x.com/tryramp/status…

@andyreed My wedding did have a worst man. He showed up after the first dance, fought my best man, and tried to steal the bride. We had a staged fight, I won, and he fled the scene. My wife didn't know about this plan and still talks about how embarrassing it was.

weddings should have a worst man

@ChrisJBakke Let me introduce you to @tryramp

Wow:

@MarksLarks If you like broken escalators, check out this Instagram: instagram.com/escalater.af?i…

The best escalator sign ever. (Unless you know better?)

@calculizer Also, shout out to the Bothell roots. First saw you at the Ground Zero in Bellevue while I was a sophomore at BHS. You were a few years ahead, but I really looked up to you and the band.

@calculizer I'm late to the party, but was actually at the show in the anniversary date. Speaking of which, have you ever struggled with the idea of someone else playing your songs after you left the band? Not jealousy, but maybe like seeing an ex at a wedding?

@dauber One of the first times we met you were leading an impassioned discussion about handshakes. "I don't see why we need to touch" was one of the more memorable quotes. This was a couple years before COVID, but it fits this description.

An entrepreneur/close friend was pitching another VC. They realized they both knew me. VC called me “the Larry David of VC”. I’ve never been more Proud of anything anyone has ever said about me.

@whereiskbaby SCREAMING INFIDELITIES

oh no! i just told the guy i’m seeing that i find his hair everywhere and he didn’t immediately start signing dashboard confessional

@lpolovets SVB offered to do this for me on Thursday March 9th. Said it would take a few days to set up.

Silly question: why does FDIC insurance have a cap? It's $250k/account, but creating and managing many accounts electronically isn't hard. Wouldn't be surprised if someone launches an easy way to manage $X million across 4X accounts as if it were one account. Fully FDIC insured.