Drew

Gotta love a @lyft "Priority Pickup" at SFO that has been on his way for 40 minutes 🙄🙄

The fact that the @Costco app doesn't have an option to order snacks in-app while I'm in the checkout line is malpractice.

Looking forward to seeing everyone at #AgentforceTour NYC today!

@lissa__x @P_Kallioniemi

@P_Kallioniemi all he is doing is pushing people off this platform

Free speech is cancelled, it's time for good old fascism!

Fun fact: my username is drewcpu on every platform

Apparently, after I went to bed last night and turned my TV off, Google TV decided to go binge @CriticalRole all by itself. Maybe @madebygoogle and @YouTube is trying to tell me something? (All of these played while I was asleep and the TV was off)

I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court

HARRIS: Let’s build 3 million new homes TRUMP: Let’s do a national day of violence POLLS: Statistically tied

@hooliforce I wanna see it so bad! If we can't laugh at ourselves, what are we doing here?

Where's the Mulaney set?

I don't need GenAI on my earbuds. I'm not having conversations or researching or brainstorming. I'm asking for objective facts and Gemini can't do that yet. Assistant/Knowledge Graph needs to be a Gemini extension @Google @GoogleAI 2/end

Hey @Google, I'm really enjoying my new Pixel Buds Pro 2, but swapping out Assistant for Gemini is a bad idea. I asked Gemini what time is sunset and it lied to me. I asked it what time the hardware store closed and it didn't know. Assistant answered correctly. @GoogleAI 1/2

I am always impressed by #Dreamforce presenters who have to memorize their demo scripts, and now @sunnydalelow is over here diagramming live! Crazy!

Help me deal with my #Dreamforce FOMO next week!

@thatstokes @hooliforce I'm watching everything on SF+ this week and the stock thumbnails really show the hair progression 🤣🤣🤣

@hooliforce Aw man, why you gotta do me like that?! 😂😂😂

We have organically grown artisanal AI

@salesforce Wish I could be there with everyone, but enjoying watching as much as I can on Salesforce+ #SalesforceGiveaway

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@HayleyTuller @ericdresh @salesforce @KarlTheFog You're in the cloud!

@mrsjesschamorro I'm sure we'll see a story about the traffic spike to vote.gov soon enough. Taylor is also using her own link shortener so she has her own analytics.

Questions I want Trump to answer: 1) How does he think tariffs work? 2) What is the difference between "Asylum seekers" and people in an insane asylum? 3) Name one case of a baby being executed after birth 4) What does IVF stand for and how does it work?

@lissa__x @mikemartin__c Gonna start using that in my story grooming sessions. 🤣

@mikemartin__c one of the best lines of the evening 😅

“I have concepts of a plan”