CptMan

I am going to block EVERY ad that I see on Twitter

@Sargon_of_Akkad @romanhelmetguy King Charles should be leading a tank battalion with a chainsaw sword, rebuilding the British Empire.

@romanhelmetguy Close, but its actually when they stop getting killed on the battlefield, everything turns to shit.

New theory of history: When your elite class stops riding horses, everything goes to shit.

@hokkori_nekko The kind of 'fan' you speak of, are the most insufferable people ever. They are very small fringe group, but the Internet allows anybody to spread nonsense to millions if you are loud enough.

【日本の漫画が心配😰💔】 海外で人気が出ると 必ず言われ始めるんよな😮‍💨 「なんで黒人いないの？」 「ムスリムキャラ出して」 「もっと多様性を！」 いや、日本の学園モノは 日本の高校生の話なんだが？？ 世界中の創作物が 同じ顔ぶれになったら それこそ多様性の死だろ🤷 日本は日本の物語を 堂々と描けばいい🇯🇵✨

@SirBylHolte Absolutely no fucking way they make Voldemort a woman, if they do they will rewite him/her to be sympathetic instead of being the CEO of MagicRacism

UPDATE: Quidditch will become all-gender, and all the best players will be female. Hermione suddenly has 2 mothers. Voldemort will be female.

Predictions for the HBO Harry Potter series: Harry’s mom will come back to life as a powerful witch who fixes everything. Snape's backstory will be completely retconned to make him a victim of white supremacy. Hogwarts will suddenly look like an LA high school. Black female students will be front and center and way smarter than everyone else. There will be at least one non-binary student or teacher. There will be at least one handicapped student and/or teacher who teaches everyone how to appreciate their disablility. Harry will no longer be the golden child and will be constantly put in his place by female teachers and students. Ron Weasley will become an even bigger bumbling idiot and punching bag. The entire Weasley family will be mocked and humiliated for being poor gingers. Hermione will become even more overpowered, flawless, and an unbearable know-it-all. Black Snape will get way more screen time than white Snape ever did. Black Snape will make everything about race, oppression, and how evil whiteness is. Every powerful male creature will have a strong female tether or handler. Female teachers and students will dominate every scene and always lecture the males about their privilege. The mean uncle will be replaced by the now-mean aunt. The Malfoys will become obvious Trump surrogates and pure evil rich conservatives. Dumbledore's gayness will be proudly portrayed. Voldemort’s followers will be reimagined as a stand-in for MAGA and white nationalists. All the house elves will be freed on-screen with heavy slavery analogies. And the entire story will be about how Harry learns to shut up and listen to the women and minorities around him. What are your predictions for this show?

@MentisWave @SirBylHolte J.K Rowling is going to have a cameo in every episode where she says something completely reasonable that will trigger the fuck out of the libs. Remember, the stairs in Hogwarts are transphobic according to canon and they will shift and redirect boys away from the girl's Dorm.

@SirBylHolte Honestly I want the HBO Harry Potter to be incredibly woke and to retcon everything into the most cringe possible lefty- progslop. Not because that would be good, but because I want HBO to lose money for abusing IP to spread propaganda.

@BadMothaFucka @ShitpostGate Faguentes*

@ShitpostGate Now do Gen x/z watching Nick Fuentes

I don't think this douchebag realizes how much fucking free money the Auto-makers get from the government to keep thier manufacturing buisness here in Canada. Yeah I'm a selfish gibsmedat for expecting people who take my fucking tax dollars, to do better. Fuck you, juskom95

@pimori Sorry for being Canadian 🇨🇦

アメリカに私のポストが全然届かない😭

@FuckKoroks I like Leafeon because its a physical Grass Type, also because DUDE WEED!

@juskom95 @MoshiMoshiMoan "Do you think the Auto maker should just foot the bill for a 4g connection?" Yes, yes I do. The wealthiest among us should be expected to engage in acts of charity that make life easier for everyone. If not the Auto-maker then the Telecom Corporations should.

@MoshiMoshiMoan If you look at the subscription features, so far, ALL OF THEM rely on a physical connection outside the vehicle that needs maintained. Do you think an auto maker should just foot the bill for a 4g connection for the life of your car? Or the servers required to run that app?

Cars are introducing subscriptions to access physical features. It will never end. One day you'll rent the food you eat and they'll send a repo man to collect your shit.

@Timoyr3 @PSA_Sitch @Notwithsitting I ran out of characters and was unable to include "Neither system is objectively better than the othe other" In my original post. Here in Canada everything 'official' is done with metric, nutritional info, speed limits etc, but everyone still measures stuff in feet/inches/pounds

@FFXIVLizard @PSA_Sitch @Notwithsitting But it's only more useful because you're used to it. There is practically no diffence between Celsius and Fahrenheit in everyday use. Both can be estimated as well. The only difference is if you have to convert, it's more useful in celsius.

メートルとキロメートルを使う方が、フィートとマイルを使うよりも優れているという点については、日本の友人たちには同意します。 But Fahrenheit is far superior to Celsius in every way.

@hyperlingu26911 @PSA_Sitch @Timoyr3 @Notwithsitting I feel like Digital displays do a massive disservice to being able to comprehend temperature. Need a mass return to analoge displays.

@FFXIVLizard @PSA_Sitch @Timoyr3 @Notwithsitting While initially it was arbitrary, it become the official anchoring point later because incidentally 32°F and 212°F are exactly 180° apart, making them intuitively sit on opposite sides of an analog rotational-display thermometer.

@redeemed_zoomer @EuropeMytical Spain needs Reconquista 2 Electric Boogaloo

@EuropeMytical If you think this is cool, great, but Spain is NOT an example of a devout religious country sadly

The aesthetic superiority of Spanish Holy Week.

@AgreeingBook13 The girl I dated back in Highschool is dead because of these ghouls.

Pure evil to think that should be considered a good fate for a self loathing woman btw.

@ZombiiTheFur @Xraccbrisket @Zeroawen You know what else is a very well known and documented fact? That there are only two genders, male and female, but somehow HERE WE ARE.

@Xraccbrisket @Zeroawen Non-Binary is under the trans umbrella, this is a well known fact, come on.

How it feels to be trans living in the U.S right now I hate it here☹️

@redmudclan @bumbadum14 Its a code-word Troons use so they can talk about wanting to groom kids without making it abundantly clear to normal people that they want to groom kids.

@bumbadum14 Wait what’s egg cracking?

A friend of mine tried to explain that trans people just want to “live their lives” and to his horror I had to show him what “egg cracking” was on Reddit and discord. He immediately got on board with banning trans people across the country.

@cryaboutitxiv @YoungwiMn @codeterd I forget what sexual content was depicted in PunPun but I remember it being graphic and not the kosher kind.

@YoungwiMn @codeterd And yet you have Oyasumi PunPun on your banner... You retarded tourists, truly baffle me

Nigga kubo said his favorite female character is a 17 year old girl just because she has big breasts💀

@sleepy_devo @BruisedStrberry I am like 100% certain that there was an admission that the race was rigged against Bernie Sanders in favour of Hilldog, but I'm not an American so I have no idea if that was real or just Berniebro-Cope, and I'm not gay so I won't waste my time trying to find a source.

@BruisedStrberry you're rewriting history now.

The lying nazi wants to rewrite history when the DNC openly admited that they rigged the 2016 election for clinton.

@PSA_Sitch @Timoyr3 @Notwithsitting I mean it makes more sense than expanding the scale and arbitrarily making Water boil at what we label as 200 or 1000 so you get a more granular scale. Metric is better if you are calculating things, doing science or math, Imperial is more useful for everyday things like cooking.

@Timoyr3 @Notwithsitting Having to use decimals is just admitting Celsius is inferior.

@TheTrinketMage Okay but like, why spend $150 on a $1 card when you could spend FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS on a $1 card? Have you considered doing that?

$150 gets you a $1 card... cool...

@ShitpostGate Asuka 100% says the N-word for no reason with the intention of triggering someone.