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Ryan Ward
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Ryan Ward
@FlyguyontheRy
part time comedian (getting HBO late night special soon) love teaching serving weed and booze. He/him 32 future sonic guy Cubs, Blackhawks, Bears, Illini
Kemah, TX Bergabung Ocak 2020
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@pastors4txkids You know it was a mistrial and the family didn't want to try the case again. If you don't know that, you're a bunch of liars. But you're Democrats. I repeat myself. We'll look forward to seeing some of your 'organization' in the news!
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Why is it when I see posts like this that many of the 'pastors' are often found with child porn or having sexual relationships with children?
Pastors for Children@pastors4txkids
Immorality Adultery Racism Bigotry Misogyny Homophobia It’s not a bug. It’s a feature. It’s the @KenPaxtonTX brand. It’s the @GregAbbott_TX platform. It’s the @DanPatrick agenda. It’s the @TexasGOP way. They have failed Texans for 30 years. Stop them in #2026elections
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European here for only 3 months loves America, and specifically Texas, more than any democrat. Wow.
Rocketshipalx@rocketshipalx
My thoughts after 3 months in the US/Texas🇺🇸: - Americans are way more extroverted than Europeans - Talking to strangers is normal here - My first H-E-B trip felt like Boris Yeltsin seeing an American grocery store - Some food is more artificial, but the amount of choices is insane - You can still eat healthy. You just have to choose it - High risk, high reward is real - Way more people are entrepreneurial - People dream bigger than in Europe, and they actually execute - Obv not everyone is smarter, but the smart people are world-class - Successful people here are way more down-to-earth. In Europe, successful people care about status and can be arrogant - Cars. Enough said - Americans have perfected artificial sweets - There’s still more freedom here than in Europe - One thing I didn’t expect: some Americans talk down on America - As an outsider, that’s weird, because imo it’s still the greatest country on Earth🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@protect_txchild Hey speaking of Texas values, you think that guy who killed his daughter over an argument was protected? Quit being offended by everything and actually protect the kids please
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HEB does a lot of things right. This isn’t one of them.
As a Texas staple, HEB should exude Texas values. Denying biological truth by affirming delusion is not Texas.
Kelly for Texas@KellyIsRightTX
I don’t need a lecture about how people choose to have sex while I’m grocery shopping. I’m so over HEB.
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@SStricklandMMA Fuck you, you fuckers get offended at the drop of a hat
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Movie theater wanted to charge for a cup of water so I just took this. Backrooms was good
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"And here's why that's a good thing."
✠ 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔫 𝔳𝔬𝔫 ℜ𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔥𝔞𝔲𝔰@husafell_stone
Many young American women appear to have horrendously rough manners, no grace or lightness whatsoever, just brutish
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@daltonleepruitt Ain’t nothing wrong with being addicted to tittys and jaggin off son
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Democrats are the party of tyranny. Never forget.
Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack
Still the most insane poll that I’ve ever seen.
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If this is what we have to do to deport all the third world Uber drivers, then so be it.
Bo French@bofrench
Just saw my first @tesla CyberCab in Dallas.
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I like how they added Homer saying “woo-hoo” for no reason
The Simpsons@TheSimpsons
Springfield showed up for this one. 🏳️🌈 #Pride
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