Jake Marsh

@MarcSDuffy @EllBretland All you gotta do is wave your arms you get a free kick. It’s pathetic

When and why did referees decide that every single player dive after a slight bump in the back was an automatic free kick? It’s pathetic. The number one killer of match flow.

@EvertonBlueArmy Seen it hundreds of times before. Very predictable. We can never follow up on decent results and when we have opportunities in the league we don’t take them.

This self implosion and self sabotage is even impressive in Everton's books. Absolutely shocking all round 👎

@CrazyCraven01 What these two know about football you could write on the back or a postage stamp and still have space for the national anthem

Bloody hell they’re praising us 🤣🤣🤣

@IntoTheseEFC Agree with that. The clip posted just looks like he gives 0 fucks

@JakeMarsh1 He was really good going forward. I might be old school but I want my defenders to be capable of basics before anything else.

Always said when he was with us. Awful defender.

@SkySportsNews Moyes driving him to London as we speak for £20m

BREAKING: Crystal Palace have tabled a very late bid of £20m for Everton winger Dwight McNeil, Sky Sports News can reveal 🚨

@ExtremeFootbal4 Couldn’t agree more

One of the Everton players most deserving of a statue outside Goodison Park.

@sewateruk What a circus 🤣

Tunbridge Wells Bottled Water Station - UPDATE: TEMPORARILY CLOSED We’re very sorry the station has no bottled water right now. A re-stock delivery is on the way and we expect it to re-open by 6pm.

@ThreshedThought New year, same shite service from South East Water

I am calling on David Hinton, the CEO of South East Water, to resign. 24,000 properties have endured three days of South East Water’s chaotic emergency response and woeful communication. It’s an utter disgrace and a total failure of leadership by David Hinton. Every announcement by the company over the last few days telling customers when water supplies would be restored has been wrong. We’ve had endless announcements each giving a different time for water supplies returning. Initially residents in Tunbridge Wells were told to collect bottled water from another town. Then bottled water stations were only set up in central Tunbridge Wells on my instigation. This incident has caused chaos, anger and anxiety for people. Primary and secondary schools are closed. GP surgeries and civil buildings are closed. Businesses have been unable to trade on one of the busiest trading days of the year. Restaurants and hotels have lost thousands of pounds. Care homes and vulnerable people have been left without water for hours, with many contacting me personally to get bottled water delivered to them because South East Water’s phone lines were too busy. Roads have been gridlocked for hours as people queued to access water distribution sites. When I was elected last year, David Hinton gave personal and public assurances that the lessons of previous water outages in Tunbridge Wells had been learnt. In 2022, water was cut off for 6 days over Christmas; we’ve been here before and he vowed to fix things so it couldn’t happen again. We now know that is not true. From the failure to provide sufficient resilience in the local network, to the terrible communications with the community, to putting in place any emergency response plan – the CEO hasn’t kept his promises to the people of Tunbridge Wells. David Hinton must resign, and if he had any integrity he would do so immediately.

@TicketmasterCS I have booked tickets for hot wheels at the O2 on Saturday morning which I have received the digital tickets for, but I also booked pre show entry. The tickets show on ticket master but I haven’t received the digital tickets on AXS or o2 app

@JakeMarsh1 Please can you provide an outline of your query so we can point you in the right direction? Thanks! - ST

@TicketmasterCS I have a query regarding my tickets for an event on Saturday, can you assist please

@bradyates_ I spent my prime football watching days watching Baines on our left wing doing beautiful things, it wrecks me watching Mykolenko.

Imagine we had a left back that could overlap and cross the ball, my god Mykolenko is so bad man

The same old, good result followed up with a pathetic effort. Any half sniff of getting into a good position we blow it. #everton #efc

Another example of a refereeing decision made by someone who’s never played a game of football. #NEWTOT

@davidmorganefc Getting worse & all VAR does is protect the on field referee rather than correct the decision

Refs in the Premier League are shite

@JamesBrownEFC @LIBBO1878 @malpheuse Is Illiman even offside? There is nobody between him and the goal

@LIBBO1878 @malpheuse Didn't realise there's a time limit for being offside, what's the cut off?

Correct decision tbf

Glad Grealish had the last laugh over that slippery little RB he was up against today #utft

@The1878s Squeeze what you have into a smaller space..

🔹🔹DISPLAY POSTPONED 🔹🔹 On Saturday the group went to Hill Dickinson to test all of our flags. Unfortunately with the amount we have compared to the size of the stand, the group would not be satisfied going with what we’ve got and putting on a display for the Tottenham game in October as we wished. The issue we have is, we currently don’t have the funds to get what is needed to make this happen any time soon. We are currently awaiting some signed memorabilia from the club to be able to raffle off and raise more funds to be able to get the flags that we need. We are disappointed that we are not yet able to do a display at our new home but hopefully in a few months this will be possible. Thank you 🔵⚪️🟡

@RupertLowe10 I got penalised for taking my child out of school when we went to Rome, but in his school report he was praised for his knowledge on European cities, namely Rome.

Parents should not be fined for taking their children out of school, who otherwise have good attendance, for a time-limited family break. I've written to all headteachers in my constituency today asking for them to apply some common sense. A very positive response so far.

@NevilleSouthall Happy birthday Big Nev! Hope you have a great day 🎂

Good morning everyone I hope you all have a fantastic day You’re a incredible wonderful fabulous amazing awesome brilliant beautiful humble kind caring magnificent magical human because you are you ❤️❤️❤️💙❤️❤️❤️