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Jax
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We almost a year later, I'm pale and white af, and you can still see these line from last year 🤣 oops
Jax@Jaxtastic420
Its a good thing I'm funny cuz I sure am stupid af sometimes.
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@_AnonHater_ Felt that way about Lola blankets. Best blanket I've ever owned.
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Ordered a few Comfrt items thinking “these can’t be worth all the hype” but I fear they might be
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@Jaxtastic420 Once you perfected your superpower why stop? 💯😋
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Tracking dolphin pods in Florida.
Instead, I'm a "Senior Daycare Director" aka property manager for a senior community.
𓆩 ✝ 𓆪@NglMaya
if you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?
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How is it 2026 and there’s not a healthy cigarette option sold at Whole Foods yet
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You dont. You never move on. You never get over it. You just... settle.
S.🎧@1ssve
How the fuck do you move on from the person you imagined spending the rest of your life with?
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This man right here, HATES this woman.
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard
My heart breaks for her. Never seen a man less bothered about his baby’s gender
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@sniperftside I truly think the only thing she’s proud of is that he came back to her after Kenleigh and she “won” because he wants her. But… you won a flaming bag of decayed dog shit? Congrats? She needs to be mentally studied
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