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@theadammcintyre Creative writing. I have one story I’ve been working on for years that I have so much fun getting immersed in when I actually let myself indulge and get lost in the world I’m creating

had an interesting discussion on stream tonight about the normalisation of not having hobbies due to the insane workload from capitalism not allowing us time on our own, and then when we do have our own alone time being exhausted. i’m curious, do u have any hobbies that don’t involve social media?

@Shipt can you explain to me how a driver can incorrectly cancel my order 5 hours ago claiming @Target to be out of stock when I called them directly and confirmed it was in stock and have now had 5 delays for my delivery? This level of “service” is laughable

@stridinstrider Crazy Ex Girlfriend, complete with amazing bangers

@PleaseStopShane @ratbitebaby Okay but why do Glenn’s teeth look photoshopped here 😂

@ratbitebaby Anyway here’s the cast of It’s Always Sunny at a pride parade.

… oh my god

This was such a tame criticism No "hate" Just an observation A ton of you are very, very angry with me (mostly women) RELAX

What is this phenotype? Nickelodeon and it's consequences

@TheScreamshine Mayo and tomatoes are the first things that come to mind, but the list goes on and on. I was a picky af kid and would literally eat the same structured dinner in the same order every night and would wipe my plate in between things if the foods touched 😂

What is a food that you didn't like as a kid but you enjoy as an adult? 🤔

@IronHeart2018 I literally haven’t stopped laughing since I got this text

@KapnColonel This could be an episode of Jersey Shore. 😆

@Catsdnthvthumbs It would make total sense for that text to come from me 😂

@stormyweatherdc Oh dip, GREAT call on the shoes thing, I would definitely not have thought of that myself 😳

@KapnColonel Also, make sure you’re wearing shoes during a tornado warning! You don’t want to be barefoot in the aftermath of tornado damage. Better safe than sorry!

@bridg_lynch I don’t know anything about how tornados work, so I don’t even know that 😂 thank you!

@kale_kale_kale Good to know! I haven’t either, but I’ve heard get to the basement and/or bathroom, but I’ve never actually been in a tornado, either, so I was like, how do I supposedly prepare for this

@KapnColonel My mom always told me if you hear wind that sounds like a train whistle to hide in a closet or bathroom. She always told me if it sounds bad to get a mattress, get in the tub and put the mattress over the tub. Idk how good that advice is though, I've never been in a tornado.

@RainyDaysUtube @EndWokeness So she’s not “standing in a dress,” she’s a whole ass Princess in a whole ass movie

@RainyDaysUtube @EndWokeness … she’s the live action Snow White

“I’m if gonna stand there 18 hours in a dress of an iconic Disney princess, I deserve to be paid for every hour that it’s streamed online.” The new Snow White is the most insufferable woman I’ve ever seen