Lord_Humungus

We wuz electricians.

@MbarkCherguia The fuel to my potato cannon

What's this picture smell like?

Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat?

@Notwokenow I bet ICE knows who he is.

Who is this?

@OkButWhatIfMabe @BrianRoemmele Total Recall

@LordHumung2154 @BrianRoemmele what movie is this from?

They live 6500ft below sea level. This is a telescope fish with its baby.

Carney’s announcement is reverberating around the world 🇨🇦

@OmidS_MusiK @dangambardello Omid is just pissed they took away his CDL once they figured out he was an Iranian agent.

@dangambardello Calling it Gulf of America says everything we need to know about you

This is the Gulf of America, packed with supertankers racing to load up on US oil. Record exports. Global energy demand is shifting directly to 🇺🇸 Economic boom incoming. Paying attention…

@Darkhyacinth @nypost

@nypost What they're doing to Swalwell is disgusting. Democrats should realize this is what your party will do to you if you cross them or don't do what they want. They will destroy your reputation and ruin your life.

Influencer's husband threatens Eric Swalwell after he allegedly bombarded her with nudes and turned up at her house trib.al/ViaN3h5

@Geniustechw How's that strategy working out for the UK right now?

Bernie Sanders today: “Trump wants another $500 billion for the military… He wants to pay for that by cutting health care, child care… This is totally nuts. We need to invest in our people, not more bombs and guns.” Thoughts?

@TheRoyalSerf Wait until Mark Kelly succeeds in moving this to NASA, and space chimpouts start happening.

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Do you still like or respect Tucker?

@NajamAli2020 Cannot set the precedent of a toll for transiting an international shipping lane that someone simply illegally claims authority over. What's next, the English Channel?

I am genuinely struggling to understand this logic. If the rest of the world is willing to pay a small toll to Iran to keep oil flowing and stabilise markets, then why does the U.S. feel the need to block all shipping, especially when it is not dependent on that oil?

@mysticl @OgdenSplendid @Knesix O.k. Lithium then apnews.com/article/lithiu…

@LordHumung2154 @OgdenSplendid @Knesix we don't NEED cobalt anymore for batteries we have BETTER .... do try to keep up

I honestly thought this map was made up Hundreds of supertankers, the kind that carry two million barrels each, are currently racing toward the US Gulf Coast from every direction. Atlantic, Indian Ocean, around Africa, the scenic route, the "we were heading to Saudi Arabia but NVM" route. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz and everyone panicked. Oil hit $126 a barrel. Gas hit $4 a gallon. Cable news did the thing where they put a red banner on screen and say "CRISIS" in a font that suggests you should be hoarding toilet paper. And then something happened that nobody in media seems interested in reporting, for obvious reasons. The world just... switched suppliers? Like changing your internet provider except the internet provider is the entire effing global energy economy. American oil exports are approaching record levels. Gulf Coast refineries are running at 95% capacity. Supertankers that were mid-ocean on their way to the Persian Gulf literally turned around and headed to Texas. That's not a metaphor. Ship tracking data shows them doing U-turns in the Indian Ocean. Meanwhile China, which was getting 45% of its oil imports through Hormuz and paying basement prices for sanctioned Iranian crude, is now competing with Japan and Europe for the same expensive American barrels. Chinese manufacturers are already raising prices 20% on goods headed to the US. So to summarize: Iran played its biggest card and the main result is that the United States became the world's emergency gas station and China's cheap energy subsidy evaporated. This is either the most elaborate coincidence in the history of geopolitics... or someone planned the sequence Venezuela -> Iran -> profits! I'll let you figure out which one

@OgdenSplendid @mysticl @Knesix And don't forget the cobalt. dol.gov/agencies/ilab/…

@mysticl @Knesix We need to really crack the whip on those Chinese mining slaves to extract the rare earth minerals we need for solar panels and get China to up its coal-powered steel production to build more windmills.

@mysticl @Knesix

@Knesix the world will embrace renewable SO fast now ... exciting times

@RAWigger Hmmmm, some dumbass should ask grok if it's true. Hahahahaha

@GigaBeers Only let him have access to safety razors in the house to shave his head.

Alex Jones: “Trump thinks he can intimidate ME 😤” My brother in Christ, you sell $19.99 Super Male Vitality and yell about interdimensional demons. Trump just called you a low-IQ nut job on Truth Social. We all know who’s shaking right now… and it ain’t Trump 😂

Perhaps the UK should charge a toll of £1m per ship passing through the English Channel? That would generate £288bn per year.