Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace (Barry PM)

@MaiaDunphy He took over from Ian-er when Ian-er had to visit his sick granny in Thailand that time for 5 years

Monzo sounds like a lad who used to sell pills outside the Temple of Sound in the 90’s.

@MaiaDunphy @PeteHegseth Credit where credit is due Last month Pete was talking about his Dog - Spot And how Spot had a ball Spot had a BIG red ball Spot likes to chase his big red ball Spot has friends too

Next week, @PeteHegseth will be reading from the Book of Parker, 12:4, "With great power comes great responsibility." The week after, it's hoping he might veer into Nemo 24:7, "Just keep swimming". 🙏🙏

@slatterywill What in the Jordy Barrett???

A first look at Leinster's end-of-season selection management They opt to go to Ulster for a vital URC game without: Dan Sheehan, Tadhg Furlong, James McCarthy, Ryan Baird, Jack Conan, JGP, Harry Byrne, Jamie Osborne, Rieko Ioane and TOB Doris/Porter/JVDF were injury doubts

@deirdrenugent4 Forrest Fruits for the win

I miss Yoplait chocolate yogurts. I don't even really eat chocolate but I loved them.

@stiffclaym0r3 @Irishchutzpah No, obviously! they haven’t planted it there yet They are waiting for an invite from some integrity vacuum of a “news network” No point in playing the victim if there’s nobody there to try and con

@Irishchutzpah Aww. Did you also find Mein Kampf in the rubble?

There’s an EU petition doing the rounds with thousands of signatures. There’s one very big problem, literally anyone can sign. Tonight we signed the EU Israel Association agreement petition. These are just a couple of the names which were accepted. Adolf Hitler was one of them. This petition cannot be taken seriously and should be removed. @IsraelPresident @netanyahu @vonderleyen @mishtal @UKLFI @IsraelMFA @CarolineGlick @StealthMedical1

@Irishchutzpah Thanks for letting me know 😁 I’ve just signed it thanks to your recommendation ✌️ Wow, we finally found a purposeful use for you 😌

@LD151 @LeinsterClub The printer ran out of ink and nobody noticed until second snag list was all but done Never let the apprentice work totally unsupervised

@LeinsterClub Did the IRFU run out of money to pay the architect?

*Away Fans* Toulon will be sitting in the South & South West Corner for the Champions Cup game against Leinster

@meganjrenee Just for a moment… thought that was a pair of Ostrich legs

Valid questions being asked

@MaiaDunphy It’d be almost rude not !

Saw the trailer for the disaster shark movie #Thrash on Netflix. Lookit, it doesn't matter how great special effects or AI get... nothing will beat the fear of Jaws, mostly created by just music and the stuff you never actually saw. 🤣

@MHealyRae Performative nonsense You are a grifter hoping off one bandwagon in the hope you ride the wave of popular opinion to more self promotion

I’ll always stand with the people, because I’ll never forget where I came from. For the people and by the people regardless of positions or titles.

@leinsterrugby @OldBelvedereRFC @BlackrockColl @DUFCRUGBY He is unquestionably in the top three of all the rugby players in his family Congrats on the contract

✍️ Paddy McCarthy marks a milestone season with a new contract! 🔷 From starting out with @OldBelvedereRFC and @BlackrockColl to playing in the Energia AIL with @DUFCRUGBY, Paddy stepped things up to make his Champions Cup and Ireland debuts this season #NeverLessThanEverything

@maurice_murphy1 @josephkb96 Look, I think you forget the most important thing He’s earning very good money And as long as he gets paid - that’s about 98.5% of being a LowryLackey

Barry Heneghan is probably the worst young Independent TD this county has seen. Sold a lie to the people of Dublin Bay North. He done one good thing for my old secondary school but other then that he has been Michael Lowrys little puppet.

@meganjrenee What has Kan got to be so sassy about anyway?

I don’t believe in Kansas sorry

@Jamescullen2732 @thejournal_ie Do you seriously think there is a helmet ever invented that saves a cyclist from impact with a HGV? And if High Viz prevents accidents then all cars would come with mandatory high viz paint But sure you crack on a keep demonstrating your ignorance there’s a good cager

@thejournal_ie Maybe..now just work with me on this Maybe cyclists could wear hi-vis and helmets and Maybe follow the rules of the road like every else

Dublin City Council has backed a motion calling for stricter safety standards for heavy goods vehicles in the city, in a move aimed at improving visibility for drivers and reducing the risk to cyclists and pedestrians. jrnl.ie/7011877

@Eden_Eats San Francisco called, said your overweight mother tripped over and fell

@meganjrenee The thought alone should result in serious inner reflection and concern - to say the least To then commit to thoughts to writing is horrific Subsequently publishing those thoughts for the, digestion/consumption of others, that, should be criminal

Writing fan fiction about real people especially children is absolutely a form of sexual abuse btw

@ionafyfe Enjoy the overdue and well earned R & R.

A relaxing time ♥️

@RuaidhriOC Can we apply for uncontested scrums yet?

‘Tricky time’ – Leinster considering options as Alex Usanov joins long list of injured loosehead props independent.ie/sport/rugby/ch…

@DaftLimmy Very forthcoming of you - but I have to ask. Do you know where my spare set of car keys are? Can’t find the darn things

Please sit down for this devastating news regarding my new YouTube channel ClipsOfLimmy. I created the channel two weeks ago because I wanted to post several Twitch clips a day without annoying people on my main channel with spam. But after a few days of that, I decided...

@Little7Rose Stress gives me debilitating migraines. Never tried the ice cream treat when I’m out the other end. Hope it’s a lllooonnnggg time before I get to try it