Mike Johnson 🇺🇸

@Timcast I couldn’t help but notice bug paste was not on the list of foods that triggers the reaction.

The Lone Star tick is spreading rapidly and can make you allergic to beef! The Good News is that thanks to billions in lab grown meat investment an alternative can be grown that won't trigger the allergy What a perfect coincidence!

@EndWokeness The ones who were fired should sue for discrimination.

Anne Hathaway says as soon as she got on set she replaced skinny models with more obese bodies:

@VladTheInflator And yet, here you are.

@TheBritLad Because they can sense evil.

Why do Muslims hate dogs so much?

@NancyMace You can’t follow through with a case when the victim refuses to cooperate. When I was a LEO, I would arrest the same people for DV over and over again. And 9/10 times, the victim would get mad at me for taking action, and then bail the abuser out of jail the next day.

Failure at this scale is a choice. For 23 of the last 25 years, South Carolina has ranked in the top 10 in the nation for domestic violence murders. South Carolina records more than 30,000 domestic violence cases each year, half of which our solicitors and lawyer-legislator appointed judges dismiss annually. Is this what you voted for?

@amitylee13 If you don’t like it, don’t look at it. It’s called freedom OF speech. Not freedom FROM speech.

Imagine being the President of the United States and thinking posting a mock “VILE PERSON of the YEAR” magazine cover of Candace Owens, complete with exaggerated features and loaded stereotypes, is somehow normal behavior. It’s blatantly racist and completely unhinged!

@EndWokeness Don’t hold your breath.

I want the officials who facilitated this to be on trial for treason. Too much to ask for?

@Headshok1962 If she lets him use her car, he’ll never come back.

Yep

@RepOgles I have a better idea.

Hang them!

Call me crazy, but arresting a soldier for insider trading when Congress have been doing it for decades seems like a double standard. If we won't arrest politicians for it, then the soldier should be free too.

@PrisonPlanet We all know who the problem is.

Fascinating how the choice of stock photo for certain issues always omits the “diversity” pushed everywhere else.

Today is April 25, 2026 and not a single Democrat from the Obama-Biden regime has been arrested.

@reddit_lies PRedditors.

We need a slur for Redditors

@PubWanghaf Soooo, chicken?

We need a slur for people who eat boneless wings

@searchdupre Bro, are you gone from the show for good?

@MechanicMike86 Mike

Fuck it im back

@piersmorgan 🤣🤣🤣

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@AJENews Hahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣

BREAKING: The Iranian ship Touska, seized by the US Navy, was carrying vital dialysis supplies and medical equipment, according to the Iranian Red Crescent Society. 🔴 Follow aljazeera.com for more

@emilykmay Hahahahahahahaha

if men stopped doing all the heavy duty, necessary, dirty jobs that make the world run...women would do them. we already know this, it happened in WWII. if women stopped doing the thankless, routine care work that makes the world go round, vulnerable people would be neglected.

@mistressdivy Pimpwars.com

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today?