It’s Mrs. Matt, actually

Group projects should be all the proof you need that communism will never work.

@bronzebarbarian Oh 🤔

@SayAnythingH He was trying to honor your heritage

My husband I are undergoing irreconcilable differences and by that I mean he only bought multiple flavors of potato chips when everyone knows any style of tortilla chips are clearly the superior choice.

@vaughanistired He did, and that’s admirable but at least one flavor of Doritos is necessary

@SayAnythingH Before I make my decision on this very important matter, did he buy any salt and vinegar ones?

@CCPISASSH0E @Bubola @hib343434 My sensibilities have never been so offended

You’re welcome @Bubola @hib343434

7 things every kid needs to hear: 1. I love you 2. I’m proud of you 3. I’m sorry 4. I forgive you 5. I’m listening 6. Communism has failed every time it was tried 7. You’ve got what it takes

@CCPISASSH0E Hurtful 😔

Exactly

@ohnotthatmimi It really is 😍

@SayAnythingH But it’s soooo cute

these are technically bangs and none of you stopped me.

Looked at pear wrong and bruised it

@Yoc_Star No but would try

@SayAnythingH Bacon cucumber tomato?

BCT >>>> BLT. I will take no questions at this time.

@CCPISASSH0E @nogooddeed2 🤣🤣🤣 💯

Me being put in the Uber after a night out with @nogooddeed2

@SayAnythingH I do the old BLTC

@SayAnythingH Is the “C” cheese?

@FiremanNota Fine, but you are the only exemption

@SayAnythingH But it’s me 🥺

@Bo_cee_fuss Wow, it’s like you don’t know me at all

@SayAnythingH That better not be carrot.

@FiremanNota I said no questions

@OccamsFork Including this one

That’s a crime in 27 states.

Drove 10 miles without seeing a dollar general, it’s practically a third world country up in these parts

@iGreenGod @TheReaIRobG YEEE

Question of the day: What is the word you say the most in a day?