Superficial Space Cadet

Hello, hi. It has been one year since I became an expert head patter and I’m here again to share the story of being a totally not awkward at all human being.

John Wick is a man of focus.

@MrFisterThe3rd are you white people?

White people need to be stopped.

@desertwolf520 No, just visiting my parents.

@ohnotthatmimi You moved to Iowa?

it’s Iowa

Hi guys, I hope you’re having a lovely Friday 🤗

@nogooddeed2 You mean staging my shelves. Thank you. 🥰

@ohnotthatmimi I’m staging an intervention.

Hey so I was told I can have as many coffee mugs as I want so I’ll be asking for many shelves for Christmas this year.

@rrhetorical 👑

@SayAnythingH But it’s soooo cute

@ohnotthatmimi I failed you

these are technically bangs and none of you stopped me.

@Verbish75 dang it

@ohnotthatmimi It would be really cold by the time I got there...

Will someone please bring me a large bowl of cheese filled pasta?

@bronzebarbarian @JonnyMicro 😂😂😂 if only I had one at my disposal

@JonnyMicro @ohnotthatmimi And the chance we go out an airlock for trying to tell her? Not zero, that's for sure.

@FiremanNota no thank you, not today 🙂‍↔️ still love you tho

@ohnotthatmimi Only if you go to the gym first 🤨

@frozenmilkdudz let me know if you figure it out 😂

How many bicep and triceps reps do I need to do to get my arms toned by Saturday???

Not the 24 yo in my book crying about how she won’t ever find love 😤

Almost 8 years ago a man was being very pushy, to the point it made me uncomfortable. I asked him to stop then blocked him on everything I could when he wouldn’t stop reaching out. His response was to send a letter enclosed with a necklace to my work. Today he found me on insta😐

@bourbonislife80 No, no, I do not.

Do cows ever go "You know what, I am full. I'm gonna stop eating now"

@nogooddeed2 Yes.

The only crystal skull I acknowledge is in this glass for some backyard kneeculture.

@Junebagio Liar

Went to the chiropractor yesterday. Much icing today. Will attempt to sleep in my bed tonight. If I don't make it just know that I hate you all.