Grant Smith

@SkywriterEsq Good butter changes everything!

The secret? Butter.

@mcgd Could not agree more.

The coming split between the Dems who want Kamala Harris and the Dems who know she is even less electable than Biden is going to be something to behold.

@Allegiant really?! This plane is a mess. Food everywhere on the floor and this pocket is in tatters. Are you content with a business model of providing a sub-par product because people will fly your airline just because it’s cheap. Unfortunately you are the only one for AVL-FLL

@FedEx @FedExHelp I am in urgent need to speak with a human and your virtual assistant gives me a phone number that does not permit human interaction. This is incredibly frustrating. How does a person speak with a person? I expect better from you. Help

Shame @Apple and @InterMiamiCF this production is terrible. This is the reason he is here because Apple put their money behind it. If you can’t do a live event, don’t promise us a live a vent. This is terrible

@MarcACaputo And how last week they were experts in the espionage act.

One of the amazing aspects of Twitter is how many people are experts in deep sea submarines made by private companies

NBA championships, NHL championships, Messi and an indictment. We are no longer a sleepy little town!

@matthew_bross @washingtonpost I thought it was bubble gum or tootsie roll.

@washingtonpost It’s made of delicious nougat.

Scientists have discovered a new core at the center of the Earth wapo.st/3kqcxA2

Ok @pizzahut the struggle with geometry is real, but really?! This is what “please cut in squares” means to your employees? Even if one doesn’t understand how to cut something round into squares, would this be a product that should be handed to a customer?

@SkywriterEsq Yeah, or it could cost you a cool billion.

Be polite and precise in all your public communications. Perhaps, even your private ones. #lesson

This is unacceptable @Publix @AdvilRelief. Your packing should be tamper proof so that it does not appear normal from the outside after tampered with. Flat out dangerous. Learn a lesson from @tylenol

Good structure and well-written content make this book a good read. God’s Ponzi Available Now: buff.ly/32Ww2aN #BookLovers #ReadingCommunity #BookPromo

Zola’s time @ChelseaFC. #MyPLMorning

@JetBlue thanks for the view! (Hey, that rhymes.) @SuperBowl

All I’ve been doing for the whole game is refreshing my feed to see @mrdougellin ‘s reactions to the game.

@mrdougellin @Apple @victorypod Doug, I have 5 originals and 5 minis, I could not have uttered anything truer myself. The touch pads on original have started failing and 3 of them have bricked and I replaced them from ebay. Early adopter, never thrilled with functionality. Love the bass response of the big ones

Have five @Apple home pods and literally never know when or why they are going to work. Sometimes they ignore me. Sometimes they just start playing stuff randomly. But I’m sure they are always listening. @victorypod

@pizzahut I know the qualified worker struggle is real, but does this look like, “cut into squares?” FYI, I think the right trapezoid and the right triangle in the center tasted the best! @mad_smith14 @ElizaEganSmith #cutinsquares #pizzahut #pizzafail

@FLLFlyer this is the weekend you should have extra traffic control. This is a breakdown in management. No cars should park there. It is the worst place. Impedes traffic flow. Just awful way to welcome people to our County. You should be ashamed.

@FLLFlyer Do you guys understand what this does every thru lane do you have any traffic it causes because nobody can get to the curb to pick anybody up?

@FLLFlyer You have an incredible traffic control problem in terminal three the entire length of the terminal. There is nobody here controlling traffic. People because there is nobody controlling traffic, are parked and taking up all of the lanes. This is an absolute travesty.