@StudentRentPro

@AvivaRealEstate Aviva why didn't you call the cops? This guys manages student housing

Is it just me, or does your phone battery die faster when you’re running late?

@dirtdog @aaronharrisDB @DutchBros @ForzaCommercial @LegendLLP You be grabbing ass!

Deal #94 Closed Friday the 13th Closing!! Former Taco Bell Athens, TN Now the hard work begins to make this old mission style building look like the worlds best Dutch Bros Coffee site. Here we go!

@sweatystartup Did you grab ass?

I once spent 20 minutes in a hot tub with Bill Gurley. I didn’t even know it was him until my buddy told me later. We spent the entire time talking basketball. It was a great conversation.

@DanielHerrold Bro I'd grab dat ass 100%

Easily my biggest fan in life….my mom….❤️

@curiousrylee @realEstateTrent @BobKnakal @emilyincre @RobertMSterling @AvivaRealEstate Birds of a feather

If true, I urge @realEstateTrent, @BobKnakal, @emilyincre, @RobertMSterling, or any witnesses to support @AvivaRealEstate’s account. Empathy without clarity risks dangerous consequences.

It’s time to address this. I know I’ll likely be villainized and accused of being @studentrentalpro using a new account to argue my innocence, but that’s not true, though the truth often doesn’t matter in these situations.

@curiousrylee @realEstateTrent @AvivaRealEstate Would you call Trent the Epstein of Real Estate? The Gala was the island?

48 hours ago, retwit caught fire when, after the infamous Retwit Gala hosted by the godfather himself, @realEstateTrent @AvivaRealEstate accused @studentrentalpro of sexually assaulting her the night before, specifically grabbing her ass.

You grabbed my ass last night at the Gala. You are so lucky I didn’t punch you in the fucked face like you deserved.

@realEstateTrent I'd grab that backside if you get my drift

San Ramon, CA A small city you likely haven’t heard of - but the national institutions and public REITs have. Who owns much of its retail: -KIMCO -Blackstone -Federal Realty -Regency Centers And we now own two 🙏 One of the best communities in America!

@jgmcpherson @AvivaRealEstate @BobKnakal @realEstateTrent Birds of a feather flock together

@AvivaRealEstate @BobKnakal @realEstateTrent That's true.

@AvivaRealEstate @CREMattSD nuts you say....

@CREMattSD I know. NUTS

@CRE_Erin @AvivaRealEstate Did you ask for it?

@AvivaRealEstate Agreed! Always great to see you in person! Even if it is only a few times a year! 🫶

@brendanmf @AvivaRealEstate @gas_biz What power?

@AvivaRealEstate @gas_biz Oh jeez. Who gave this guy power over students. Story coming in 3… 2…

@MultifamilyMad Have any asses for me to grab bro?

Wow! 150+ years of experience for this GP team?!?! That’s across like 12 market crashes over that time period! I don’t even care what the project is, take my money and make me a billionaire!!!

@BobKnakal @AvivaRealEstate Bob I think you're just upset I didn't grab your ass

@AvivaRealEstate @AvivaRealEstate , this type of behavior is completely unacceptable. So sorry this happened to you. We take this very seriously and will look into this immediately!!!

@CaseyMericle @CreateNotesOnRE Have any asses I can grab bro?

@CreateNotesOnRE How did I know you’d make it better

The most widely touted profit center in RE is leveraged appreciation with low interest, fixed rate loans And the least recognized profit center is loan amortization Capturing the upside of a low interest rate loan amortization is 🤌 Don’t option the property Option the equity

@CaseyMericle Have any asses I can grab bro?

@realEstateTrent Have any asses I can grab bro?

It’s increasingly difficult to identify what’s real and what’s not. Accounts big and small using doctored photos, AI videos, old footage labeled as new, and purposely made-up post headlines. Few things more powerful than information, and the problem’s only getting worse.

@DallasAptGP Have any asses I can grab bro?

I have been in the apartment business for ~20 years and renovated a lot of Dallas buildings. Here is the biggest lesson I can share: Most "value-add" buyers splash on paint, swap cabinet fronts, and rush to flip before the 1960s plumbing or tired HVAC fails It looks great in photos—right up until tenants start calling about problems Play a different game. Buy the old building at a low enough price to be able to afford ripping everything down to the studs: roofs, windows, doors, foundations, HVAC, plumbing, electrical—the whole skeleton. When the last dumpster rolls off, there isn't a single original part hiding behind fresh drywall. That depth of work changes everything. No ticking time bombs. No frantic CapEx calls. No pressure to sell before the next big repair!! We can hold for decades of steady cash flow—or hand over the keys if a buyer shows up with silly money. Either way, we sleep well. We happen to self-perform construction and self-manage, plus we use tools like OZ & historic tax credits when they make sense. But the real secret is simpler... Gut it right the first time and the building (and your cashflow) will last for decades.

@moseskagan Have any asses I can grab bro?

Among the most important moments in my real estate career: My mom walking into a 1 bedroom apartment in the building our family had just bought & saying: "Why don't you make this into a two bedroom?" (We couldn't do that one, but we did several hundred over the ensuing years - with permits.)