Erin. Last name mispronounced.

@Qaellm You are on point

@neelamsanghera_ All of this for no Beyoncé, no Zendaya and no Rih? Met you have played me for the last time.

the live stream ended and Rihanna hasn’t shown yet why did I stay up #MetGala

@Brenda_es1 Yes yes yes

Lupita Nyong'o and CL understanding the theme is giving me hopes #MetGala

@tuttie__fruttie Nah they just took the easy route

You know @CDCgov, I’m not entirely sure I’m ready to give up the ability to freely talk shit without repercussions.

@EricSnider_ I’ll take you out

Anyone want to make a $500 bet on who can lose 25lbs faster? Maybe multiple people to make the pot wildly big?

@michellemalkin @shannonrwatts @LLinWood @CaliKidJMP @MarinaMedvin Oooooh the “list” sounds terrifying, about as thin of a threat as your brows.

Some people never learn. You're on the list now @shannonrwatts. Please keep running your ignorant mouth. @LLinWood @CaliKidJMP @MarinaMedvin #FightBack

@RobinMeade 🙏🏻 for highlighting the issue with chloroquine. One of my good friends has been taking this 2x a day since 2012. She’s worried abt non access to this life saving drug on top of increased possibility of being infected with covid-19. This isn’t how people should live.

@comcastcares We have a scheduled tech now on the 15th. All services just went out and have been off and on all weekend. Thank you, but nothing can be done apparently but sending signals which fixes the errors for a few hours.

@TheMostOkay Hello, I am really sorry you are experiencing service issues. I understand how frustrating it is, and I am happy to help you troubleshoot your service. Can you please DM your first name, last name, account number, and the service address to get started? -VC

Hey! Are there known issues in Michigan today due to weather conditions (freezing rain, ice, snow)? Speeds going up & down. Thx @comcastcares

@ATTHelp not sure why I’m getting emails to activate/verify my email for an account I don’t have. Canceled service before it even started. Can’t talk to support without making an account so here I am.

@Xfinity How are you ok with new customers spending this much time and effort and just saying “sorry”? Guess you’re so big it doesn’t matter whether we’re customers or not.

@TheMostOkay Absolutely -- not the way we want our customers to be treated. Please don't hesitate to reach out if we can assist further.

Eleven is to waffles as Blake Shelton is to ___________.

@Xfinity After picking up our box and doing self install. Didn’t work. Called and they had no record of us picking up a box. Spent another 2 hours on phone doing set up bc at every turn, with the exception of the last 2 reps, it was apparent no one knew what they were doing.

@Xfinity Then I call again after seeing the modem and the only employee that was competent in all of this caught all errors, canceled the install as it wasn’t needed, set up our internet and advised us to go pick up a box. This was already 4 hours of phone calls. On moving day and my bday

@Xfinity Then when no one showed up, we called. And we explicitly stated we had our own router. We were told we needed install. Log in to view our order, she charged us for renting a modem, and assured us we needed an install bc “xfinity has never been in this house” which wasn’t true.

@Xfinity Some explanation or acknowledgement for our headache would be nice. Sorry for wasting 6 hours of my life isn’t really a great apology. We signed up on line and your website had issues so we sat around waiting for an appointment that apparently never even hit your system.

@Xfinity No I think after 6 hours it’s finally over. Just can’t comprehend how someone could get our order wrong twice, how your website had no record of our order and how we got scheduled for install when we didn’t need it. Headache we didn’t need to deal with while moving and on my bday

@TheMostOkay Hey Erin. So sorry to hear we ruined your birthday! Did you still need additional assistance? You can DM us here: xfin.tv/support & we can help here.

I’m only here for screenshots and sub tweets.