CrescoCouple
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Pizza, anal and money I’m only ok with two of these things actually



@kunukunu New York City pizza 🍕. Don’t be fooled by what Chicago, Detroit, Connecticut, and other states call “pizza.” Jersey in a pinch. But NYC for the real thing. 🙏





JUST IN: "Feeding our Future" fraudster Abdul Abubakar Ali sentenced to ONLY 1 year and 1 day in prison. Ali falsely claimed to have provided 1.3 MILLION meals and collected MILLIONS of dollars in reimbursement claims. How is this justice?!





UPDATE: Additional new details about the junior @SecretService agent who shot himself last Friday morning during a movement at the Philly airport with Jill Biden: The agent left his phone behind in the SUV while escorting Jill Biden into the airport. He rushed back to get his cell phone and was using his Glock's flashlight to try to find it in the trunk of the SUV. When he tried to holster his gun, he shot himself -- yes, right in the butt cheek. I'm told agent training stresses that the light on the Glock should only be used while shooting.


To our Japanese homies: if you want to build battleships again, we promise not to sink them this time.





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