Captain Science

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Captain Science

Captain Science

@_captainscience

Ex cell biologist. Evidence matter, facts matter. #actuallyautistic. @captainscience.bsky.social Don't police my language. Childless and catless.

Fortress of Attitude Bergabung Haziran 2016
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Captain Science@_captainscience·
Please retwiX
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Captain Science@_captainscience·
@waitrosewine apparently I can only leave a review for a bottle I purchased from you 'if invited'? You're gatekeeping reviews from people who have bought from you?
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Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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Dr. Priyam Bordoloi
Dr. Priyam Bordoloi@DocPriyamMD·
The "Headache" that kills in 24 hours.🧵 As a doctor, this is the one diagnosis that genuinely scares me. Bacterial Meningitis doesn't give you days to "wait and see." It gives you hours. By the time you realize it's not just a flu, it’s often too late. 👉Stop scrolling and memorize these 3 clinical red flags: 1. The Fused Neck: This isn't a "stiff muscle" from sleeping wrong. If you have a fever and literally cannot touch your chin to your chest - that is Nuchal Rigidity. It’s an emergency. Period. 2. The "Glass Test" Rash: If you see tiny purple pin-pricks on the skin, press a clear glass firmly against them. If the spots don't fade/disappear under the glass, your blood is leaking. That’s Septicemia. Run to the ER. 3. Agonizing Photophobia: It’s not just "bright lights are annoying." It’s a physical, painful wince at a smartphone screen or a bedside lamp. 👉How to actually stay safe? 1. Mask up in crowds: It’s a respiratory drop infection. If there’s an outbreak in your school/hostel, a mask is your best friend. 2. Stop sharing everything: Vapes, spoons, water bottles, cigarettes. If their saliva is on it, the bacteria is on it. 3. Hygiene: Wash your hands like your life depends on it. 4. Vaccines: Check your records for MenACWY/MenB when you have a minute. It’s the ultimate insurance policy.
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Percival Merganser@lennylaw·
I didn’t know that edamame was the name of the bean dish, not the type of bean used. They use young soy beans.
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Count Binface@CountBinface·
I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.
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Captain Science@_captainscience·
Make that 2. Must be UVA because I haven't been outside.
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Not even April and I already gave a granuloma on one of my knuckles. Stupid pale skin.
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Brian Roemmele
Brian Roemmele@BrianRoemmele·
Researchers at MIT created a tiny origami-inspired robot that starts as a flat sheet and transforms itself into a working machine when activated by heat. Made from a heat-responsive polymer combined with rigid panels and small embedded magnets, it can self-fold into shape and then move across surfaces, swim, climb slight slopes, and handle uneven terrain, all without traditional onboard motors.
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Captain Science@_captainscience·
@butchandriley Yep. And unbelievably, the CEO of Trustmark got an MBE for 'consumer protection'.
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