Joe Martian
201 posts
Told my wife if she got a 92 or above on her vaginal microbiome report I’d buy her a new mixer
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Trump has to build a ballroom because he's sick of bringing world leaders to his pimp crib in Florida bro.
Most powerful country in the world and there's nowhere to have tea and cola with friends bro.
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The only person who gets handled more than Bonnie Blue is Joe Biden in public.
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If the Right acted like the Left, every basketball court in America would say KIRKS LIFE MATTERED.
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Meta and Google having a secret sugar daddy is becoming an elephant in the room.
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Every argument of “because of the smartphone” or “the Internet” or “social media” is cope, to avoid confronting the catastrophic collapse of incumbent institutional competence over the same timeframe.
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If everyone is going to fixate on Jared Isaacman's ears, at least offer to give him some oo-mox for trying to make NASA awesome.
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"I'll colonize the whole fucking planet and make the sun my bitch or don't pay me but also check out this meme lol."
Elon Musk
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Like my mama alway say, no shittin' in the kitchen.
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub
Democrats rigging Virginia and acting appalled that Republicans returned the favor are like some crazy ex girlfriend who slept with your friend and then when you slept with hers she broke down in tears and was like “How could you?”
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Youtube has been a useless crock of slop since the dislike button was removed.
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Over a decade of dems calling Trump voters fascists and Nazis has the unintended consequence of dividing the country.
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub
Libs will try to kill Trump 3 times and then be like “the country is more divided than ever under Trump” lmao
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Ain't nobody helpin' the US with Iran for the same reason ain't no Democrats voting for the SAVE act.
Am I viral yet?
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@AtRealBen I'm laughing way too hard at this one. I'll never fully grow up.
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Every time those Falcon Heavy boosters do a double landing, it sends a chill down my spine.
Imagine triple Super Heavy doing a triple tower catch.
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@Timcast I can think of Four Little Words to say the same thing, think of it.
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i dont know the word to describe my political philosophy at this point but its defined as something like
"everyone is a lying piece of shit"
whatever political party that is has my vote
Andrew Kaczynski@KFILE
NEW on CNN: Mallory McMorrow quietly deleted thousands of old tweets after launching her Senate campaign. Posts in which she took jabs at the rural Midwest, lamented ever leaving California, and said she continued to vote there after she said she’d moved permanently to Michigan.
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We've bought him the equivalent of 9,771 ballrooms
Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦@AdamKinzinger
Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe
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Liberal women will say "No Kings" and "Short King" in the same day.
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