Ryan Shaffer ﾗｲｱﾝ･ｼｪｲﾌｧｰ

If your eyes glass over when they bring up the life of the mother, you need to find humility in your heart and take a seat. Your words kill.

@positivityofx Just getting around to Broadchurch S3, and my Tenny senses are tingling…

The BBC uses robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife up close, blending into any terrain...

🚨🚨🚨 THE HOUTHIS JUST OFFICIALLY ENTERED THE IRAN WAR. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY JUST TRIGGERED. 🚨🚨🚨 Everyone is watching the Strait of Hormuz. That's old news. The Houthis entering means the Bab al-Mandab Strait is next. Let that sink in. 💀 Hormuz = 20% of global crude oil — ALREADY BLOCKED for 28 days 💀 Bab al-Mandab = 12% of global trade — about to be TARGETED 💀 Combined dual-chokepoint scenario = 28% of seaborne oil OFFLINE simultaneously 💀 This has NEVER happened in recorded modern history 💀 5,900 people are DEAD. Oil is up 60%. And now a fifth faction just entered the war ⚠️ The "Gate of Tears" isn't just a shipping lane. Every ship going from the Red Sea to the Suez Canal must pass through it. If the Houthis close it — Europe's cheapest oil supply route is GONE. ⚠️ In 2023-2025, the Houthis attacked 100+ commercial vessels using this exact playbook. They know how to do this. They've done it before. They're better armed now. Do you understand what that means? They're showing you "ceasefire talks happening, negotiations ongoing." They're NOT showing you that Iran coordinated this entry for maximum economic damage — timed for Day 28 when the war looked like it might slow down. Here is the logic chain: → Iran shuts Hormuz (done) → World starts adapting to Hormuz workaround routes → Houthis shut Bab al-Mandab (now starting) → ALL major Middle East oil exits closed simultaneously → Global oil price to $150-200 → Food prices spike — fertilizers also blocked → Economic pain forces Western populations to demand end to war → Iran wins the economic war without winning on the battlefield If this war was "pretty much complete" as Trump said on March 9, why are new factions STILL entering on Day 28? Complete silence. This isn't a Middle East war anymore. This is a coordinated attack on the global energy system. And most people STILL have not understood what this means.

@allenanalysis Don't know what to comment, other than "You got lucky" put Tom Petty in my head ♥️

I’m being throttled right now. If you’re seeing this — you got lucky. Israel just struck Iranian nuclear facilities while Trump claims peace talks are going well. Iran is demanding sovereignty over the Strait as a peace condition. The Philippines has 40 days of oil left. April 6th deadline approaching. The posts that matter most are the ones they don’t want spreading. Like. Reply. Repost. Turn notifications on — bell icon, top of my profile. Never stop connecting the dots

IF YOU HAVE DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED THE WHITE HOUSE APP AND DON'T KNOW BY NOW, DELETE IT AND FACTORY RESET YOUR PHONE/TABLET IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!! AND CHANGE YOUR CREDENTIALS AS WELL. THESE PERMISSIONS GIVE THE APP FULL CONTROL OF YOUR DEVICES

Pete Hegseth is blocking the promotion of four Army officers to be one-star generals. Two of the officers targeted are Black and two are women. The highly unusual move has prompted some senior officials to question whether the officers are being singled out because of their race or gender. nytimes.com/2026/03/27/us/…

🇬🇧 Apple just flipped a switch on UK iPhones Verify you’re 18+ or your device gets locked into “child mode.” That means restricted apps, filtered internet, limited features. To unlock it, you need to scan your ID, link a credit card, or let Apple check your account data. No verification, no full access. Regulators call it protection, but your phone now depends on proving who you are. Users are already reporting glitches, failed scans, locked features. Today it’s “protecting children.” Tomorrow it’s normalizing digital ID tied directly to your device. This is the first real step toward control BBC

Sound on.

Continuing our playthrough of SILENT HILL 4 on OG hardware (PS2)— twitch.tv/reguluspastor

@Sabiha1278 Beulah.

I need an old grandma name that starts with B for my girl❤️

@robertgraham This said, Biden's team made a point to mention (while attempting to sidestep) that a cognitive test is the one part of the physical he didn't have done. We can't afford to not mention it.

Your regular reminder that such cognitive tests are actually easy for most people, and that only a very stupid person would think it's the same as an IQ test. They are for old people, to see if their cognitive abilities have degraded, which is why previous presidents didn't take them.

@adsk4 Btw did Japan also have the Ajinomoto chicken products recall recently? (The danger was glass shards and other possible contaminants.)

味の素の冷凍餃子、フライパンに並べて中火で5分、全く何もしなくても綺麗に羽根付きになってくれるので超 楽出来るw 優秀。

@violettweets_ <inner voice:> …Don't say The Color Purple, don't say The Color Purple, don't say…

this color palette reminds you of what?

@dfgreat1 @LinkofSunshine The Elephunk my parents separately bought had it at the end of the album as a bonus track (WITH a bonus track, "Third Eye").

@LinkofSunshine If you bought the CD for "Where Is the Love?" or "Shut Up" in the summer of 2003, you were jamming to "Let's Get Retarded" for almost a whole year before the radio edit came out.

I’m not kidding, I’ve genuinely only ever heard the radio version where it’s replaced with “let’s it started in here” every time What the fuck is this

i don’t recall a single trans athlete participating in recent games, but i do recall steven van de velde being allowed to compete in the 2024 paris games a few years back AFTER being convicted of raping a 12 year old girl in 2016

Victor Etim and his 2 sons raped their 5 years old niece and cousin in both holes, till she landed at the hospital and was diagnosed with staphylococcus and other infections. Nelly had to start wearing diapers again because of the damages done in her private areas. Since this incident, Victor Etim has been threatening to unalive Nelly’s mother, which his is own sister, and he is also promising to manipulate the court proceedings. The two sons has been arrested, but their father is still free. #justicefornelly

BREAKING: Republican congressman ADMITS Trump’s new Homeland Security chief is unqualified — and it’s terrifying. File this under the category of things you couldn’t possibly make up. In a stunning moment of honesty, a Republican congressman just admitted that Donald Trump’s handpicked Homeland Security chief Markwayne Mullin — the person responsible for protecting the United States — doesn’t actually have the qualifications for the job. But don’t worry, apparently he has… “good energy.” Well, gee, that’s nice to know. Texas Rep. Pete Sessions openly acknowledged that Mullin lacks experience in national security policy — you know, the core requirement for running the Department of Homeland Security — but insisted he makes up for it by being good at “reading people.” Apparently, that’s where the bar has been lowered to now. Not expertise. Not experience. Not a background in law enforcement, emergency response, or national security. Just vibes. And this isn’t some minor position. This is the agency tasked with preventing terrorism, securing borders, managing disasters, and protecting millions of Americans every single day. Mullin’s résumé? A plumbing business, mixed martial arts fighting, and a string of eyebrow-raising public behavior — including bizarre incidents and troubling comments about violence. Meanwhile, the department he now leads is already facing serious challenges, including funding issues and internal instability after Trump abruptly fired his previous Homeland Security secretary, Kristi Noem, following a string of controversies. And yet, Republicans are asking Americans to trust that everything is under control — because their guy has “the right tone.” Let’s be clear: this isn’t just incompetence. It’s dangerous. When national security is treated like a personality contest instead of a serious responsibility, the consequences aren’t political — they’re real. Airports. Borders. Emergency response. Counterterrorism. These aren’t arenas where you “figure it out on the job.” This is what happens when loyalty to Trump matters more than qualifications, expertise, or the safety of the American people. And now, even Republicans are starting to say the quiet part out loud. Please like and share!

MKUltra didn’t leak itself. Iran‑Contra didn’t self‑confess. And Watergate didn’t unravel alone. The Epstein files expose immeasurable abuse, institutional failures, and powerful networks that protected him and continue to protect his associates. Many of whom are in positions of great power today. This is THE largest violations of human rights in U.S. history—and I’ll put that in the history books with my name next to it. We can’t stop. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

THE LAST 24 HOURS OF THE IRAN WAR CHANGED EVERYTHING. HERE IS THE TIMELINE. This is not what you're being told. 24 hours ago, Hegseth stood in the White House Cabinet room. He said: "Never in history has a country been defeated as Iran has. We wiped it off the face of the earth." THAT SAME DAY: Iran launched its 80th wave of missile strikes against Israel and US bases. Iran's IRGC announced ALL American military bases in the Middle East have been "ELIMINATED" and they are hunting the remaining US troops. Iran released video claiming they shot down a US F-18 fighter jet near Chabahar. CENTCOM denied both claims. But released no footage. Iran announced the Strait of Hormuz will never be the same. 20+ ships have ALREADY paid the "Tehran Toll Booth" for safe passage. Iran's parliament is drafting a LAW to make the Hormuz toll system permanent. Iran then threatened to block the Bab el-Mandeb Strait — the entrance to the Red Sea. That's 12% of all global seaborne oil. On top of the 20% that already flows through the Hormuz they now control. Here's what nobody is telling you: The US spent months bombing Iran. Iran responded by becoming the landlord of the world's most important shipping lanes. That's not a defeat. That's a business model. Bookmark this. Come back in 5 days.

@RinoTheBouncer Resident Evil: Requiem (US, Steam)

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