dalepharrell

Current rule: Every post I see from an elected MP or political commentator against the "Brit card" gets a like and a repost. Whether your political views typically align with mine or not is irrelevant. We either stand against this together or not at all.

@buttstuffswrong @RedGhost801 @utcanispunitur @Sargon_of_Akkad When they did this testing, did they bother to hold the cricket bat sideways? A full force impact from the side of a cricket bat will break any bone it comes into contact with. Larger mass & smaller contact area than a baseball bat (when held sideways) Physics wins.

In absolutely 0 ways. They’ve done testing comparing the swing force between the two, and baseball bat compresses and expands, then rebounds on the contact point imparting much higher kinetic force than cricket bats. And that’s just the wood bats. We have aluminum baseball bats with weighted cores that impart so much force they are banned in baseball.

Incredible headline. I have no further information, but I am 100% behind anyone who kills home invaders, by the way. Preferably in a brutal way that makes the invaders suffer most.

When you think it can’t get any worse… Canada is now trying to euthanise people for BACK PAIN. Miriam Lancaster visited the emergency room after waking up one morning with a sore back. The doctor’s first suggestion: Euthanasia. She had no long-term health issues. They hadn’t even examined her back. And they were already offering to kill her. You heard that right. In Miriam’s own words: “I went to the Vancouver General Hospital and I was approached by a young lady doctor whose very first words out of her mouth were, ‘We would like to offer you MAiD.’” “I was taken aback. That was the last thing on my mind. I just wanted to find out why I was in pain. I did not want to die.” Canada’s MAiD program was initially sold as a compassionate last resort for the terminally ill. A narrow “last resort” for those who were terminally ill, in immeasurable pain. And unable to maintain a basic quality of life. But that was never the reality. Euthanasia is state-sanctioned organ harvesting and legalised murder. A healthy 84-year-old woman with no history of illness shows up in the ER with a bad back… and the very first offer is a lethal injection. No tests. No investigations. No other options. Just “we think you should die.” Miriam, thankfully, refused. She spent a month in the hospital healing from a spinal fracture and made a full recovery. She has since even climbed a volcano and went on international hiking trips. But her story is just one of thousands, and too many like her have bowed down to the pressure of the medical “professionals” who are supposed to save and protect them. How many others weren’t given that chance? How many were worn down, pressured, or simply told this was their only option? We just saw the coercion, murder, and organ harvest of Noelia Castillo Ramos by the Spanish state. Who was stolen from her parents, gang-raped, traumatised so badly she tried to end her life, then left paraplegic. Doctors coerced her into agreeing to die. Then, when she started having second thoughts, they told her that her organs had already been “reserved.” They stopped her bed friend from seeing her on the day she was killed because they worried she’s change Noelia’s mind. In Belgium, children are being granted the ‘dignity’ to die before they’re even old enough to sign a legal contract. Paralympic athletes who simply asked for a mobility aid have had their doctor suggest euthanasia instead. We are told that assisted dying is dignified. That liberalisation is inevitable. That this is the evolution of a ‘free’ society. But where is the freedom in a society which pressures the vulnerable to die against their will? Where is the dignity in treating our fellow humans like produce on a shelf, to be discarded once they pass their ‘Best Before’ date? This was always the plan. Turn medicine into a kill switch for anyone who costs too much or complains too loud. If they’ll float MAiD to an 84-year-old with a fixable back injury in the ER, imagine what they’re whispering to the depressed, the disabled, the lonely, or the broke. Never let them talk you into believing your life is the problem. Or that death is the solution. Fight for your life. Because this isn’t healthcare. It’s a cull. And it’s accelerating.

When I lock my doors at night, it’s not because I hate the people outside… It’s because I love the people inside. That’s how borders should be viewed. Protection isn’t hatred. Security isn’t “racist”, and putting your own people first should never be controversial. But somehow… we’ve been conditioned to think it is. Society has been tricked into believing that common sense is something to be ashamed of. It isn’t, it’s survival.

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science... The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

@gabsavfc_ It needs the Emi Martinez reaction to truly do it justice

jader duran august-december 2024 you will forever be famous

@jodambusta Even if the outdated laws in most countries (mine included) make it impossible for women to rape, they could still accurately describe it as sexual assault but all the headlines I've seen have said "Had sex with" or "performed sexual acts with". It seems deliberate.

There's been like 5 stories like this this week alone and none of the news sites have called it rape.

Daily Mail journalists aren’t going after your family (as you are aware, there is more we could write if we were). I’m a freelance journalist who spoke to your family members who are frightened by the Jew hate in your party. They are frightened by what you have given the green light to. While you once fought Jew hatred, now you indulge it because, as we both see, it is popular. Other political groups have discovered this in the past. Shame on you @ZackPolanski Shame on you.

@nytimes Fun fact: Your sex at birth, death and everything in between is the same 100% of the time. Sex is immutable... And binary

Breaking News: Idaho criminalized using bathrooms, locker rooms or changing rooms, that do not correspond to a person’s sex at birth, including at private businesses. nyti.ms/4t7Nijz

@LeeHurstComic They'd probably arrest them on trumpeted up charges

I guess so few have English as their first language in London these days that there’s no need for spell check anymore.

@Meg_InfnlMachin @LisaBritton And it felt outdated at the time too. As a teenager when the Spice Girls came on the scene I recall saying "Who's telling you that you can't do any of this?" It was my mother's generation that blazed a trail for the generations that followed.

@LisaBritton These people act as if girl power wasn’t a whole movement in the 90s-2000s.

The gaslighting is crazy. As a child in the 90s and into 2000s, we were supported and encouraged in every way. Not only were we told we could do anything, but we should do everything. The amount of resources and help for us seemed limitless. It was boys who were belittled, dismissed and put on the back burner. That’s why we have a crisis today.

@afneil @boot15_vu Didn't he pledge to introduce PR too? Where's that then?

Reports that Keir Starmer to appoint Sadiq Khan to House of Lords. Why does a socialist PM still make people ‘lords’ in 2026? Why does a socialist Mayor even think of accepting? Labour 2024 manifesto promised to ‘replace’ the Lords with a ‘more representative second chamber.’ What happened to that pledge? Labour has a massive majority and should be able to push through long-overdue radical reform. Or just abolish it. But like every PM before him Starmer has found it convenient to keep the Lords largely as it is (bar getting rid of hereditaries, a modest change). In this case ‘elevating’ Khan to remove him as a leadership threat.

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy That's impressive. Were they Cadbury's or Mars?

My mum is 74 and cycled over 100km today. I am not 74 and I ate two Easter eggs today.

@Shaw089 @onlineinsane No, I added the 5 then added the 20. That's the beauty of maths, there are so many different routes to the same destination As a general rule, people calling anyone who disagrees with something "boomers" are insufferable dickheads. You're clearly not an exception to that rule.

Do 78+25 in your head I guarantee you dropped the 3, did 75+25 to make 100, and then added the 3 That's all common core is, teaching kids mental math shortcuts, they just represent it poorly sometimes visually Boomers really need to stop clutching their pearls and pretending that putting 78 on top of 25, and then adding 5+8 to make 13, carrying the one, and then adding 2+7 to make 9, and then adding the 1 is somehow superior, it isn't. It's slow and it's gay and you're old.

@TouchlineX @TheSun Forest should join them. In fact all the other clubs should join them as this punishment undermines the sporting integrity of the league and weakens the brand.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Everton are considering taking legal action against the Premier League after Chelsea escaped a points deduction. In 2023/24, Everton were docked 8 points following two breaches, while Chelsea is getting away with a fine. — @TheSun

Interviewer: “Do you ever think about the consequences of rape?” Illegal migrant: “Like, if she screams and wakes someone up?” Interviewer: “No, I’m talking about the girl.” Illegal migrant: “Yeah. When we rape her we might get an STD.” THIS IS WHAT’S COMING TO THE WEST.

@AshleyJukes1 @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse I'm old enough to remember when replica shirts didn't have the sponsors on them and fans (mostly kids) wanted them on so that their shirts looked like the players 2/2

@AshleyJukes1 @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse Glad to hear you have it under control. I think fans should have the option to buy the shirt without the sponsor on it but I think that should be universal, not just gambling. For example if it's a credit card company and you don't approve of their interest rates 1/2

Like many clubs, Aston Villa are yet to find a replacement front of shirt sponsor for next season when the ban on gambling firms come in. There is an acceptance that a new deal may not match Betano’s, which is said to be worth up to £20m per year 💰 ✍️ - [@TomCollomosse] #avfc

@AshleyJukes1 @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse That's not to say that gambling advertising isn't problematic in other ways. I complained about an ad years ago because it claimed a man enjoyed watching the football more when he gambled on it despite never betting on sports myself. I just don't think words on shirts matter.

@AshleyJukes1 @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse If a word on a shirt causes you to gamble then that's a "you" problem. I've struggled with compulsive eating all my life yet I'm perfectly capable of watching The Hundred without stuffing my face with KP snacks.

@AshleyJukes1 @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse It's not true, they're just video screens. Betano are one of the Europa League sponsors uefa.com/partners/

@dalepharrell @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse Not sure if it's true... But heard they use augmented reality to display different sponsors depending on where the game is being shown...