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@robcarrphoto @eurofounder @DrHoenderkamp It's a satire page you fucking muppet

@eurofounder @DrHoenderkamp Any sympathy you might have garnered just evaporated. Maybe if you have massive health problems and she's young, healthy, and not pregnant, but...nah.

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@LavarScott @stephenasmith @markmartin Come on man I know yall are athletes but you know damn well all that working out and having that physique not necessary 😂

Come do a full workout @stephenasmith PLEASE, then get inside a car. I love the disrespect. People really just don’t know or will ever fully understand what it takes. Ask @markmartin

@thepitkid Why do i have to see eurofag bullshit on my feed

nascar might actually be the worst motorsport out there. just this until a big crash or the end of the race. not to mention the countless gimmicks (playoffs / stages)

@OHaraSports @ScottMcCann21 Bad take. You can get stupid runs with it. It's better than the post neutering xfinity and arca draft packages

@ScottMcCann21 Smart since the plate package is largely awful. Can’t do anything but ride around for most of it.

First time I think I've ever had an A Fixed race run almost the entire time single file against the wall

@scottnar @rittenhouse2a Nah the people he shot deserved that shit Dude's a clown outside that

@rittenhouse2a Thank god a murderer chimed in we’ve been waiting for your response!

It is never okay to force trans on kids. Call these perverts out whenever and wherever. Shame them. Embarrass them.

@rittenhouse2a Not surprised your fatass supports this shit

@PickensBurgh @bordeauxyoutube You still want that boxing match lmk i'll light you up

@bordeauxyoutube Let’s meet up

Imagine dissing a guy unprovoked for a year online just to stutter and fan out when you see him IRL 😭 This is exactly how I expected the type of people behind accounts like that to act. Uncomfortable and embarrassing

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

@rajahcaruth_ Not even really your fault. The front bumper on all the arca cars is fucked and has some metal clip under it which is why it falls off so easy and stuff like this happens. Iracing said they fixed it and didnt

My fault 🐐

@Ponyzaremanly @tarkovarena The real best feature was glitching out of the spectator area and joining the fight and killing someone. Shit was so funny

@tarkovarena I hope I can still shoot the spectators to death in Shootout as this was the best feature of the mode

With patch 0.5.0, the updated ShootOut returns to #TarkovArena — a 2v2 tournament for 6 teams. The mode features minimal downtime between rounds, the unique “Factory” location, and other exciting changes. Did you get a chance to play the previous version of ShootOut? What changes are you most looking forward to?

@Mmafan12345677 @ParryPunchNews he was asked a question lmao

@ParryPunchNews Whys buckley always mentioning other fighters families. I remember he said smth similar about jdm

🔥🚨NEW: Joaquin Buckley says Sean Brady having a daughter won’t help him on May 9 and vows to “pull the bitch out of him.” 👀 #UFC328 “So you think the daughter gave him a little more heart?” “Your daughter, your woman, your mama, none of that can help motivate you when you step out there. It’s either in you or it ain’t, and it ain’t in him. I promise you that.” “So even if he wants to pretend like: ‘Yeah, I’ma do this for babygirl or I’ma do this for xyz,’ yet again, I’ma pull that b*tch out of him.” 🎥 YouTube via Parry Punch

@full_send_mma lol the dude literally has nazi tattos

UFC fighter Robert Valentin says the media in his home country of Switzerland is being controlled by left wing politically correct people “In my country they would never interview me or let me near a microphone. They brand everything as radical if you just speak your mind”

@arielhelwani Thought this was Adam 22 for a second

This was a first in the show’s history

@tomboiracing @colbycollins21 If 70 dollars is expensive for someone that person should focus on finding employment

@colbycollins21 When you can watch more entertaining races for a half of the price, yes, it IS expensive for a lot of people.

A minimum ticket price of $70 certainly doesnt help.

@DashIsSigma @van__enthusiast @certifiedzester lol he hit his brother it's not like he was beating on a woman

@van__enthusiast @certifiedzester he’s been charged for domestic violence im sure he’s a chill guy

If you hate Jamahal in 2026 what the hell are you even doin bruh It’s been nearly 2 years, he’s done nothing wrong bro

@JoshLBarnett @VictorHenryMMA Damn Victor ask you to run pr for him? Kinda lame

Well, ducking @VictorHenryMMA and refusing to sign a bout agreement isn't very "Thugnasty". I admit, saying insane atuff about the recent space launch is a lot easier than getting flattened by Victor.

@7DeadlyFetishes Chill he's funny so it's ok that he's an idiot politically

Brandon Herrera don’t simp for the pedophile president who hates the 2nd amendment any% challenge speedrun (IMPOSSIBLE) -7DeadlyFetishes

@smokeroundtree @petyermouse @SStricklandMMA What is it about this app that makes people confident in saying the dumbest shit

@petyermouse @SStricklandMMA You don’t need subsonic rounds if you’re running a can.

I want a new night stand gun... full set up that isnt a handgun What do you run??

@SStricklandMMA Get a draco with a drum on it

@_plarp @_USAJ_ @KareemRifai I dont know why people make this an issue. If my country was being invaded I'd work with nazis too if it meant defending my home

@_USAJ_ @KareemRifai yeah, why wouldn't Leftists obviously support ukraine??

Hasan: "What do you call Crimea? I call it a part of Russian territory, bitch. That's what I call Crimea. I call it cry me a river. A Russian river."