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The Soup Nazi: No soup for you! The Soup Liberal: Access to soup for you, if you can afford it The Soup Communist: From each according to his ability to provide soup, to each according to his need for soup The Soup Libertarian: Here's why we should abolish age of consent laws

@nkulw "If this is real..." buddy lemme stop you there

Lmfao

@LifeHaxx101 Good video, I just wish the part where you were wrapping tape around it was longer.

You have been using a shovel wrong your whole life

@nypost based Drew Carey. one former reality star in Government is enough (Trump). they are uniformly horrible people

Drew Carey goes on foul-mouthed rant about Spencer Pratt’s LA mayoral run: ‘F–k this guy’ trib.al/m8OLAXZ

i am wearing a diaper

@LinkofSunshine yeah, your ideology (neoliberalism) is producing misery for the masses and prosperity for a select few. almost like you knew this would happen!!

@harry__politics So the vibes are bad? ✍️

The permanent vibecession is here to stay

@DropSiteNews watching this video and hearing "BOAM BOAM BOAMMMMMMMMMMM BOAMMMMMM [language i don't understand] BOAM BOAM BOOOOOAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM"

🔺 Top adviser to Iran’s Supreme Leader: U.S. is “trapped” with Hormuz, and will never return to the America of before Mohsen Rezaei, who commanded the IRGC for 16 years — the longest tenure in the organization’s history — and currently serves as military adviser to Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei, told Tasnim News that Iran has secured a historic strategic victory against the United States, as negotiations continue toward a deal to end the war. 🔹 “For the first time since World War II, America’s superpower status has collapsed. America after the ‘Ramadan War’ will never return to the America it was before. And we have brought about America’s decline in the Middle East.” 🔹 The U.S. military designed the recent battle to last in the most pessimistic scenario 15 days — and deployed forces accordingly. “After failing in the early days, they sought a unilateral ceasefire to rebuild their strength, but Iran’s strategy prevented their escape and the aggressors became trapped in the strategic snare of the Strait of Hormuz.” 🔹 “If the war expands from the Persian Gulf and the Strait of Hormuz to the Sea of Oman, Bab al-Mandab, and the Indian Ocean, it will take on vast and uncontrollable dimensions. The enemies, understanding the end of this dark corridor, fear entering the war and have turned to the negotiating table.” 🔹 “Iran has strong legal and security justifications for its sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz. This management is not to block free trade, but to prevent insecurity and military campaigns.”

@MikeLevin every Republican who complained about government waste during the Biden administration, shut the fuck up forever, thanks

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the DHS Inspector General just opened an audit into a $38 billion warehouse-to-detention scheme that Kristi Noem and her top adviser Corey Lewandowski rammed through. ICE bought 11 vacant warehouses in a matter of months, paying 11 to 13 percent above market value. The properties weren’t even zoned for detention. No working plumbing for thousands of detainees. But Noem and Lewandowski pressured ICE to open them by year’s end anyway. The result? At least $1 billion already spent on nine facilities. Nearly 50 contractors paid $1.7 billion since Trump took office. Companies with zero immigration detention experience suddenly winning massive federal contracts. One firm that didn’t even exist until June 2024 got a $6 million DHS contract this January. Noem is gone. Lewandowski is gone. But the bill is still landing on the taxpayer, and the IG investigation is just getting started. Accountability cannot end when the perpetrators walk out the door. Every contract needs scrutiny. Every dollar needs to be traced. Every official who steered money to inexperienced contractors needs to answer under oath. wsj.com/politics/polic…

@facetedcarapace wrong. nothing in America looks that cool or well-constructed

This is actually Toledo, Ohio

@iam_elias1 we still shouldn't regulate AI though, because Markets or whatever

ChatGPT diagnosed 40 million people with a disease that was invented as a joke. Not a real disease. Not a misunderstood disease. A completely fictional condition with a fake name, fake papers, and fake statistics. And it told patients to see a specialist. The disease is called Bixonimania. A Swedish researcher at the University of Gothenburg invented it in 2024 to answer one question: what happens when you plant obviously fake medical information on the internet and watch AI absorb it? She deliberately chose the name bixonimania because it sounded ridiculous — bixon is a nonsense word, and mania is a psychiatric term that no legitimate eye condition would ever use. She uploaded two papers to a preprint server. Both were obviously fraudulent. AI-generated images of patients with dark circles gave the fake research a veneer of plausibility. Then she waited. She did not have to wait long. By April 13, 2024, Microsoft Bing's Copilot was declaring that bixonimania was an intriguing and relatively rare condition. On the same day, Google's Gemini was informing users that bixonimania was caused by excessive blue light exposure and advising them to visit an ophthalmologist. Later that month, Perplexity AI outlined its prevalence, one in 90,000 individuals were affected and OpenAI's ChatGPT was telling users whether their symptoms matched the fictional illness. One in 90,000. A precise statistic. For a disease that does not exist. Every red flag was visible. The name was absurd. The papers were crude. The condition made no scientific sense. None of the AI systems flagged any of it. They read the fake papers. They absorbed the fake statistics. They presented both to patients with clinical authority and zero hesitation. Then it got worse. Three researchers at the Maharishi Markandeshwar Institute of Medical Sciences and Research in India published a paper in Cureus, a peer-reviewed journal owned by Springer Nature, the parent publisher of Nature itself that cited the bixonimania preprints as legitimate sources. A real peer-reviewed paper. In a Springer Nature journal. Citing a fictional disease as established medical fact. Passing editorial review. Entering the permanent scientific record. It was only retracted after the hoax became public. Nature published a full investigation of the experiment. Alex Ruani, a health-misinformation researcher at University College London, called it a masterclass in how misinformation operates. Here is the scale of what this means. More than 40 million people turn to ChatGPT every day for health information, according to OpenAI's own analysis. ECRI, a US patient-safety nonprofit has named chatbot misuse the number-one health technology hazard of 2026. ECRI's report found that chatbots have suggested incorrect diagnoses, recommended unnecessary testing, promoted substandard medical supplies, and even invented nonexistent anatomy when responding to medical questions. Number one. Out of every health technology hazard that exists in 2026. An April 2026 study published in BMJ Open found that nearly half of the answers provided by leading AI chatbots to common health questions contain misleading or problematic information. Nearly half. Of all health answers. From the tools 40 million people use every day. Here is the line from the researcher that cuts through everything. The Bixonimania case is striking precisely because it was engineered to be so obviously fake. The real question it raises is: what is passing through the same systems that is not nearly so easy to spot? The experiment used a ridiculous name. Fraudulent papers. Visible red flags at every level. It was designed to be caught. It was not caught. The AI that told patients about Bixonimania is the same AI they asked about their chest pain, their medication, their child's symptoms, and their cancer screening schedule. 40 million people. Every day. And nobody is telling them that nearly half of what comes back may be wrong. Source: Osmanovic Thunström · University of Gothenburg · Nature · April 2026 · Link in the (comments)

@KBP9a91 >Liberals when they've been scratched

>Leftists trying to rally support from the liberals they’ve spent their entire career attacking

i almost want to subscribe to the physical paper copy of The Atlantic, just so i could use it instead of toilet paper

@LinkofSunshine anything but socialism. mass misery and every official institution upholding neoliberalistic oligarchy, anything but socialism, and if you complain let's write a bunch of thinkpieces about it

@petersavodnik it's not ad hominem. it's true and you simply don't like it, billionaire-funded fuck

A reminder that the ad hominem attack is little more than an admission that one has run out of important things to say.

@petersavodnik you are disgusting. fuck you and fuck bovine bari

Setting aside the constitutionality of whether he can stay, the grift is laughable and transparent: He hates America, and he's fighting as hard as he can to stay in America -- because only by staying can he continue playing the role of activist railing against the regime.

@consumertc racing to the bathroom

I'm ready to join the McDonald's racing team

@end3of6days9 pro 👏 Capitalism 👏 idiots 👏 stop 👏 romanticizing 👏 poverty!

This chef made a full family meal for under $10. Using just sausage, canned pasta sauce, shredded mozzarella, and elbow macaroni (totaling $9.45), he builds flavor in stages and ends up with a big, hearty meal — with enough left over for the next day if your family isn’t huge. It’s proof that you don’t need to spend a lot to eat well when you know how to layer flavor properly. What’s the cheapest meal you’ve made that still felt like a win?

@3Fofii Male cast goated

@NoContextWeedd I wish this trend of people knowingly putting out obviously fake disinformation and then when they're called on it claim it was just satire or they were joking or whatever would fucking die already. You know exactly what you're doing

To everyone saying it’s hops not weed, it was a joke 😂 clearly lol

This is what goes into those pre-rolls you’re buying at the dispensary

@Hedge_Reborn You fucking stooge

@kenklippenstein Perhaps it’s NSMP-7, but Hasan Piker sucks and the sooner the left sheds him the better for everyone. Dude is an inch away from being a LW Alex Jones

Feds subpoena Hasan Piker over Cuba trips. NSPM-7 is here foxnews.com/politics/feds-…