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“I will rip off your head and shit down your neck, but in zero gravity I will reabsorb said shit into my anus but you will remain headless.” #SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans

@USMC @Marine_Week @CLTgov Psshhht. Marines. Not one could last a day in my #USSpaceForce battalion. Gravity is for pussies.

The Marines are coming. Don’t miss @Marine_Week in @CLTgov from Sept. 5-9.

@TaskandPurpose I fought off one Nazi and 599 Trump supporters all by myself. I was promoted to Supreme Commander General of US Space Force 3 years ago when it was a pre-retirement joke of an assignment. Not so funny now, is it? I rise like the phoenix. I rise.

This Army hero fought off 600 Nazis virtually alone. Now he'll posthumously become the second most decorated service member of World War II, surpassed only by Audie Murphy bit.ly/2MqOACf

@istatetheobvio2 @FoxNews Space Force will reign as the dominant branch of the Armed Forces once the Earth is a burnt out husk of a volcano shell and I will be omnipotent. Republicans will be outlawed. Democrats will be outlawed. Only Space Force will rule. Prepare yourselves.

A new supervolcano is brewing under Massachusetts, Vermont and New Hampshire. fxn.ws/2Kt9GCE

@TayHornibrook @CNN Have you ever looked another human being in the eye and growled, “See you on the other side” and meant it? I have. And I fucking meant it. You don’t know harassment until a Thai magistrate has cained the flesh from your naked buttocks. Move along.

Elaine Chao confronts protestors outside DC event: "Why don't you leave my husband alone?" cnn.it/2KfJpIr

@FoxNews @TomFitton You people don’t know violence. I do. I was born of fire and hell. I looked Satan in his lazy eye and said, “Eat me.” As Supreme Commander General of #SpaceForce, I will ban all Fox News on the lunar surface. To you I say, “Eat me.”

OPINION: @TomFitton: Maxine Waters should be investigated for encouraging violence against Trump officials fxn.ws/2tELRxa

@brianstelter @Ocasio2018 For the record, Crowley and I were huddled in the back corner of a Sweet Tomatoes munching on salad, discussing how #SpaceForce is going to dominate air, sea and land when we absorb all branches of the military under my control. The House is small potatoes, B-Stelt.

The first time I heard of @Ocasio2018 was 8 days ago... when Crowley sent a SURROGATE to debate her instead of showing up in person.

@gehrig38 @KelemenCari @ChatByCC Here’s a Mitt Romney story. In 2008, Mitt called me and said, “Who in Brigham Young’s name is Girt Scheezbum?” I said, “Mitt, I don’t fucking know, but he sounds like a fucking turd nugget.” Then Mitt said, “ You’re gonna go far.” And he was fucking right.

@KelemenCari @ChatByCC Want a real Mitt Romney story? In 2008 I came out in support of Sen McCain in the (R) primary. This clown CALLED ME at home, and said "why don't you f'ing wait until we get a candidate before you support someone" to which I said, go fuck yourself and hung up.

UTAH! Trump campaigned for Romeny in 2012, and we have all seen how Romney has treated Trump since. He's untrustworthy. He'll turn on you. Please, do NOT vote for Mitt Romney today. VOTE for Dr. Mike Kennedy.

@AFSpace I don’t recall being informed of our Japanese alliance. As Supreme Commander General of US Space Force, I expect to be consulted on international matters. This is an outrage. Your commander will be summoned to my quarters in the morning.

Strengthening US-Japan cooperation in space! twitter.com/afspacecc/stat…

@WashTimes On behalf of @USSpaceForceCMD, I’d like to extend our protection to @SarahHuckabee. In fact, a secluded cell on our moon base with no contact with the outside world is the best course of action. #SpaceForceSecretService

BREAKING: Sarah Huckabee Sanders reportedly to get Secret Service protection bit.ly/2KkUC6B

Hello Twitter. I’ve arrived. Hide the goddamn children. #SpaceForce cometh.