Moritz Platt

@garybasin @jpm4eyes @gpjanik @RemindMe_OfThis in 35 years

@jpm4eyes @gpjanik AI plumbers coming in our lifetime, mark my words

showing this to someone outside of the US causes a segfault

The password game is out now! Good luck 👹 > neal.fun/password-game/

@The_MrX_ @RemindMe_OfThis in 20 years

@defunkt google just slowly killing itself at this point, might not even exist in 20 years.

@Jon_Scialpi Congratulations!

Thanking God for the precious gift that has joined our family. Grace Jocelyn Scialpi arrived at 4:37am filling our hearts with joy. I am in awe of my incredible wife who brought her into this world. We are overflowing with love and gratitude for this beautiful blessing.

@sali_umwelt @RemindMe_OfThis in 5 years

Mein Arbeitskollege: "Du hast ja viel Ahnung von Umwelt & so. Wie viele Jahre bleiben uns noch?" Ich: So 3 - 5. Kommt drauf an, wie wir uns vorbereiten. Er: 😳 _____ Ich denke er hat mit der Aussage 30 bis 40 gerechnet. Aber der Biodiversitätskollaps sollte das verhindern. 🙂

@STORY_HAUS Langsam wird’s aber Zeit für den relaunch.

Es ist verdächtig still geworden um STORY HAUS. Kommt bald eine große Enthüllung? Nein! Marketing 0.0 heißt auch: Leerlauf zulassen. Dies kann auch schon mal mehrere Leerjahre bedeuten ;-)

(1/2) Our paper ‘The More You Know: Energy Labelling Enables More Sustainable Cryptocurrency Investment’ has been accepted to FiDeFix Workshop, collocated with ICDCS in Hong Kong! Pre-print at kclpure.kcl.ac.uk/portal/files/2…

@joshgkirk (Please don’t copy binaries from twitter into your websites)

@joshgkirk Really hope this is a mini-rickroll video.

The following code will tell you if a user's phone is in low power mode, with 100% accuracy, immediate feedback and no network requests. This strategy loads a 16x16 video made of just 2 black frames as a base64 (text) source. This means no load time for the test asset, which has a total inline weight of 2.4kb. Put this video immediately inside the body tag and hide it with CSS (base64 src pasted in this thread):

@oaeblog If in Berlin this is a pretty cool resource for expats: kvberlin.de/fuer-patienten… You can search by practitioner language there. And they all accept Kassenpatienten. No private insurance necessary.

Whenever someone complains about not being able to access services in English in Germany, like the doctor, there's always some smug jerk asking if they could speak X language in the US with the doctor, bank teller, etc., as some sort of gotcha. Uh, yeah. You probably could.

@TerliWetter @RemindMe_OfThis in 25 years.

@elhotzo Ein take der straight vom Businesslion kommen könnte: instagram.com/der_businessli…

Wenn 1% der deutschen Bevölkerung 81% des Vermögenszuwachses kassieren bedeutet das nicht „Ungerechtigkeit“ oder „Ausbeutung“, sondern dass 99% der Deutschen nicht das richtige 📈💯MINDSET💪💸 haben

@andrew_eth 🫣

Who would have thought that adding a Sierpinski Triangle Fractal as musical notes would actually sound good!😅

@timloehrs X-Mas banger tweets am laufenden Meter heute!

Wenn Oma mich fragt wie viele Klöße ich noch möchte:

Why does a #phd take so long? I naively wondered why a year or two wasn't enough before I started. A short thread for anyone asking the same, or about to start a PhD... #phdlife @PhDVoice @AcademicChatter

@jennyhillBBC I was in the middle of a presentation. Had 2 phones go off in parallel. The audience found it very entertaining.

Anyone else in Germany just jump out of their skin?! 😱

@MushtaqBilalPhD Voila: now you have an ordered list of journals that publish articles on your area of interest.

@MushtaqBilalPhD Great compilation! My favourite workflow is missing though: did you know you can use any Scopus search to discover relevant journals? Search for keywords describing your area of interest and then use the ‘analyse search results’ feature to group documents by source.

Finding the right journal for your article is always tricky (especially for PhDs and early career researchers). Here are 10 tools that will help you find the perfect home for your article:

@MushtaqBilalPhD They were helpful when starting out. After a while, I got a feel for the relevant journals. I now use the Scopus "Analyze Search Results" feature. It can provide a breakdown of the journals in which a keyword appears most frequently.

@moritzplatt Thanks for pointing me towards these suggesters. How useful did you find them?

A question that every academic asks: which journal should I submit my article to? To help academics decide, Taylor & Francis has developed an amazing tool called "Journal Suggester." Here's how to use it 👇