Space Crab Spiff

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@ItsToad_ @DillowTalk2 The worst part of this is that there is an article titled “Getting Basted” in “Holiday Testicles” magazine.

@DillowTalk2 It’s one of the few magazines I still subscribe to

On one hand he says this On the other hand, they were pumpkins for Halloween and candy cane striped ornaments for Christmas

@Pixieprogrammer @Boydesian @Junebagio You’d laugh if you saw how much Old Bay is on my pantry shelf

THEY ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS!!!

@Boydesian @Junebagio Rescue mission by a silver swimasaurus disguised as a harmless pink mermaid!

@pickingcrabs @Junebagio Fortunately I was just now able to bribe him into inactivity with some yummy carrots.

@Boydesian @Junebagio Cow Nose Ray scouts incoming

@Boydesian @Junebagio General Sugartoad of the Glorious Army of the Salt Marsh has ordered no quarter for the air breathers.

@SeeFoam1 @Junebagio He grew a nose?

It's day two of @Junebagio's week off. Let's see what he's been up to.

@aelfred_D Dogs are better than humans.

As a straight man, I gotta go with New Hampshire in late summer

@BrandonDonkey2 @DillowTalk2 @PorcTexas @Astraeajustice1 @ItsToad_ @Junebagio Thousands of square miles of salt marsh for feeding the crabs.

It's 2027 and Claude Mythos rules the planet with drone armies and Tik Tok. I have formed a resistance movement with @DillowTalk2, @PorcTexas, @Astraeajustice1, @ItsToad_ and @Junebagio. In ten words or less convince us why we should let you join the resistance.

@DeebsFLA Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Potential employers thank you for the smoke signal.

Some advice for folks that get laid off: For the love of God, do not start posting stuff on LinkedIn about how "Work will always be toxic, and it's up to you to find your path" and shit like that, all over your feed. Everything sees that stuff. Recruiters for new companies see that. Yes, you can absolutely be angry at being let go-but don't pre-poison a new opportunity that may arise. Better yet-get the F off of LinkedIn.

@dangitdale66 @winningatmylife Also known as the Squirrelpocalypse. Thank God the dogs were on our side.

Sure, everybody remembers World War Eleven. Serious scholars focus on WWVIII. Real nasty stuff.

@SeeFoam1 @ItsToad_ I’m just gonna wait for a sharknado.

You have a 12 hour flight, which seat do you pick? And how many hours before you rush the cockpit?

@psforpublius @BryanONolan @Junebagio Wait a minute. Is he operating those puppets with his hand …

@BryanONolan @Junebagio

*Repeal the third amendment *All federal research money diverted to cold fusion *Abolish the Fed (but only Kansas City) *travelling to be strictly enforced in the NBA *National Squirrel quarantine *Political Podcasters must wear buckets on their heads *Roger Goodell in stocks

@psforpublius He’d have just pawned it for bail money. 😬

Ryan Leaf

@IzaBooboo I was sitting at the dining room table doing homework and listening to the local mainstream classic rock radio station in 1979 when I first heard Psycho Killer. I remember it vividly because it was so different from everything else I’d heard.

David Byrne is 72 years old and he just raised the roof for 90 straight minutes.

@ConwayCD No doubt he’d be a Dallas Cowboy.

Sauron

@ConwayCD @Junebagio Monday, before breakfast. That’s a fast start.

@Junebagio out there causing havoc on his vacation.

@PontoonDavis @ShepHarrisLake I think the most relevant factor is not whether he tried to dodge, but that he placed his face in the strike zone.

@ShepHarrisLake Pontoon is not a victim blamer but doesn’t look like he made an effort to get out of the way. Wish blue would’ve taken a second look at this one

How can you not be romantic about Ivy League baseball when future midwestern wealth managers are playing the game like this

@iowahawkblog @chasrmartin Been travelling to SZ a several times/year for 20 years for work. I recommend that in Zurich you get a St. Galler brat from the Sternen Grill (near the opera house) with sharper senf (mustard) and a hard roll.

A bit of a sticky wicket in Milan. Interpol patrolling the station, so now off to Zurich to open a Swiss bank account for my tweet grift money. Ciao Como!

Arrivederci Firenze, next stop Milano

@justalexoki @SHL0MS Not fancier. Clothes are just less expensive in the US, so we’re less fussy about getting max life out of them. My Swiss colleagues that I’ve been working with for years always go clothes shopping when they come over here.

@SHL0MS wife won't let me run any clothing through the dryer. says it'll ruin them. maybe we just have fancier clothes

there's no way Americans don't do this. this is just a universal human experience

@BrandonDonkey2 @Junebagio @SeeFoam1 @ItsToad_ “Because things are about to get saucy!”

@Junebagio @pickingcrabs @SeeFoam1 @ItsToad_ How many times has he asked, "How do you like them apples?"

It's day one of @Junebagio's week off. Let's check in and see what he's up to this week