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@HonestarsenalF You do know that squirt is just urine abi?

I’ve been dating this girl for about 8 months. Whenever she visits and I ask her to sleep over, she always refuses, saying she doesn’t like sleeping in a guy’s house. Meanwhile, she’s someone I actually love and even plan to marry. On Monday, she came over and around 6 pm she got a call that cultists were fighting in her area. It was very serious ,people had locked their doors and the police were everywhere arresting people. She became very worried about how she would get home. I insisted she shouldn’t go because I wouldn’t be at peace knowing what was happening outside. She kept saying she’s a girl and nothing would happen to her, but after a lot of pleading she finally agreed to sleep over for the first time, even though she still looked disturbed. Since it was her first time, I tried to make her comfortable and told her to sleep in the second room. In the middle of the night, I couldn’t sleep bc I was checking whether she’s still breathing bc it was her first time staying over,all of a sudden the snoring started,it was extremely loud but I had no choice,so I didn’t even bother to check whether she’s breathing again bc the snoring already gave the signal. In the morning, I went to check on her and discovered she had wet the bed. She denied it and said it wasn’t bed wetting that it was squirt, because she got horny in the middle of the night and didn’t want to disturb me. So she fuvked her self and cum. Then I sniffed it, it was pure urine.

@de_tola2 I don’t know who told Nigerian photographers that you must edit and smoothen the persons skin like a calabash. Go to other countries and see how pictures are done, there is nothing wrong with this.

@historysucksok @WithoutHistory It’s not good for the weather. And depending on your region, rocks can be hard to come by. I haven’t seen a natural rock in my region since I was born

@WithoutHistory I have to ask. Is there a shortage of rocks in Africa?

Next time someone says African lived in mud huts, send them this…

@xKingMikasa @arojinle1 A lot of things people deemed spiritual were later explained by science. It’s just a matter of time, I don’t believe there’s any spiritual power anywhere. Why don’t these people use it to improve their lives? It’s always cheap tricks and “punishment” Nothing reasonable

@arojinle1 I was arguing yesterday Whatever science and logic can’t explain is spiritual But so far there’s a scientific explanation Ómò I no go gree your spiritual explanation

My Tiktok followers ehn.... They've tagged me to this video too. Apparently, this is what some people are using to scam people, claiming that they have magical power. Meanwhile, it's just a simple air pressure vs. vacuum example. I'm about to replicate and explain it to people. Simple science!

@Travisslim5 You guys are still complaining about the USS9? The meta has caught up, it’s not broken anymore

Unfortunately It's not even in this graphic💔

@the3sided @Travisslim5 Just use dauntless. Mow is pretty useless outside of FTL/TDM and SND. And even in those modes dauntless completely counters it

@Travisslim5 Uss? Nah the mow thermite is even more bad.

@banks_ju My point exactly. Complaining about a year of grinding when all you did was play the fucking game You can play like dogshit and still get all the legendary medals needed. Codm needs to fix their ranked system, Legendary should be unattainable for 95% of players

@randomized_info i mean just because everyone can do it … doesn’t mean everyone should be considered a legendary player… 🤣🤣 shout out to lil bro for playing codm tho! this is good for keeping the game alive tho

im not really getting the disappointment ngl.. /: just cuz its copy and pasted ??.. listen you drop a camo on Legacy KN-44.. this shit looks FIRE! you literally can see the smoke coming right off itt??😖

@engrICO2015 I like the guy, “Shebi na you slap her first” Nigerians, once they’re older than you they take it as a license to treat you anyhow without you retaliating. Once you retaliate they’ll say it’s disrespect

If your younger sis don dey colour her hair like this , no go show power ! She don tear eyes oooh You go shock 🫨😲

@hulkY1586 @omnicodm @PlayCODMobile USS9 isn’t that bad anymore, it’s a skill issue if you can’t outgun it. It’s not as game breaking as it was

@omnicodm @PlayCODMobile We should be more concerned about USS-9 😭😭

Literally every player is using Martyrdom in ranked, and it’s not even funny atp. It’s so messed up and not fun to play anymore. The only soln to this is, if you can’t beat them, join them

@cacoochie @FearedBuck The women hit him multiple times. It was self defense

@FearedBuck funny how y’all only got mad after he hit a woman but not when he walked in dressed as literal evil

Man dressed as a N*zi for Halloween at a bar in Athens, Georgia, got shamed for it until he hit a woman

@UsamaAjiya @instablog9ja Not clones, the difference is Nigerian vendors are willing to pay higher than the retail price in cash to get it, while most buyers are buying through cariers or credit. Obviously the person with actual money wins. Thats also why the price is high here, $1k phone is being sold 4M

@instablog9ja Do you know the word ‘clone’ ? All this 17’s a re cloned phones not Original.

Phone vendors in naija over to you ! 🎤

@GodwinDenzel @AsakyGRN Most of them are selling 4M. That “pay 3M first” means the balance is at least 1M

@randomized_info @AsakyGRN I didn’t mention 4M. Maybe these vendors get it from UK “UK used” and stuffs like that. Cost of these new 17promax is from £1199 which is over 2.3m if converted to naira

Man dr@gs Nigerians and Nigerian phone vendors after seeing a Nigerian phone vendor charging over ₦3 million for iPhone 17 pro max.

@GodwinDenzel @AsakyGRN iPhones are more expensive in the UK. And even upon still, there’s no reason it should be 4M. In the US is $1199, which is 1.8M. Many vendors are buying from the US

@AsakyGRN The least ram size of iPhone 17promax at £1199 which is over 2.3M … if this boy doesn’t have the money, he should rest. Sounds pained and jealous tho

@vikktorrrre @societyhatesjay That android there no pass 150k, who you wan whine? And who are these iPhone users always begging data from you? Do you sell recharge card?

@societyhatesjay Iphone users and sense, na two different things. Android wey cost pass una ios, una get ios dey beg data from we Android users.

so na android werey dey use😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 no wonder he dey pray make my cl die poor man linkup, none of them guide

@001Amaoosa @AfricanHub_ None of those are real. You’ve just been making bold wrong claims. Science has disproven the flood multiple times. How do 8 people feed millions of animals for a year? Where do they put all the food? Where do they dispose of the waste? Religion has taken your ability to think

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@yabaleftonline Not done properly, the teeth are too perfect. These look like those cheap ones that’ll cause tooth decay in a couple of years

Lady shares her journey since switching to veneers one year ago.

@osaMAXWELL @SIKAOFFICIAL1 It’s not the same everywhere, this is in a very small town Probably even private property. Roads like this are not the norm. Stop justifying the rubbish African leaders are doing.

@SIKAOFFICIAL1 Everywhere is the same bro worldwide! Na how u package your CBD matters, that what you will sell to the world. Africans just don’t value what they have!

Ghanaian working in the US as an Amazon delivery driver shows the state of a rural road in the USA.

@lastfreeman246 @Naija_PR lol, you’re talking like this because you e obviously not been long term with a woman. The sex will get boring, there’s no two ways about it

@randomized_info @Naija_PR Bro leave that thing ,, make she get big yhansh and intelligent, and also knows how to hold conversation… na knacks 247😂

They do not??😳

@lastfreeman246 @Naija_PR You’ll get bored and the excitement and frequency will reduce a lot. Na why them say no be sex dey keep marriage.

@Naija_PR Oga na you them dey starve, probably because the woman doesn’t like you enough to use kpekus finish you. I will definitely be having s€x everytime when I get married…